The following is a video from my YouTube Channel, Jack’s World. It’s a more personal video in that it contains some real-life experiences that I wanted to share. With schools set to open again very soon, I felt the time was right to reach out to those who are just entering high school. For me, it was a dark and sad period in my life. However, it didn’t have to be. I made it that way. As such, I want to offer some advice to others so that their experiences can be better than mine. Enjoy!
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It’s Official: I Am Ready For Self-Driving (And Self-Parking) Cars
There are a lot of emerging technologies that I genuinely hope I live long enough to see and I’m not just referring to sex robots. I’ve written about how certain technologies could open the door to a bold new world for humanity, as well as a few that could be the end of humanity as we know it.
Some of these advances are farther off than others.
Some are probably so advanced that I won’t live long enough to see them, but hopefully my kids will, if I’m able to have them.
One technology, however, is a lot closer than most realize. That technology is self-driving cars. I’ve talked about them before. It’s fair to say this is not some advanced speculative tech on par with warp drives and light sabres.
There are already working prototypes and advanced testing going on. While it’s far from becoming mainstream and there are real challenges we’ve yet to overcome, this technology is coming. It doesn’t break the rules of physics. It’s just a matter of time, investment, and refinement.
Well, after returning from my vacation this past week, I’m ready to make a larger statement about this technology. I try not to give too many personal opinions when I talk about this sort of thing, but I’m going to make an exception.
I’m very ready to embrace self-driving cars sooner rather than later.
I’m also very ready to embrace cars that can park themselves or just find a decent parking spot to begin with.
Why am I suddenly so eager to support this technology? The reason is simple. My travels this past week have reminded me just how much I dislike long drives on roads with little to know features. It also reminded me what a pain in the ass parking can be whenever I visit a major city like New York.
Just getting to my destination, navigating traffic jams and delays along the way, can be a test in frustration. It can also cause pain in my back from being so focused for extended periods. It can also drain me mentally, so much so that it’s hard to enjoy myself once I get to my destination.
I would absolutely love it if I could just get into a car, enter my destination, lay back, and sleep for most of the way. If I have to be awake, I’d love to use that as an opportunity to write some more sexy short stories or catch up on some shows. That would make me a lot more eager to travel and a lot more willing to go to more distant destinations.
At the same time, parking can be just as big a pain. This past week, I swear I spent a good half-hour just looking for parking and a good long while getting to it. It wasn’t cheap, either. That only compounds the pain.
It didn’t completely ruin my vacation, but it did temper it at times. I feel like everyone would enjoy a life with freer frustrations and self-driving cars can go a long way towards that. Say what you will about the technology or the companies behind it. When it eventually arrives, I’ll be the first to try it. If nothing else, I’ll be happy to just be able to enjoy the open road once again.
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On My Way To The Beach!
Today is an awesome day by default! As I write this, I’m making my final preparations to go to the beach for a few days. It’s the first time in over two years that I’ll be able to go on a nice, relaxing trip. It also marks the end of the longest extended period in which I haven’t been able to go on a nice summer trip to the beach.
We all know why that was difficult last year, so I won’t bemoan that. This year, I’m trying to make up for lost time. I intend on spending the next few days building my entire schedule around relaxing on the beach, gorging on unhealthy boardwalk food, and hanging out at beach bars. After last year, I intend to never take such joys for granted again.
So, if it seems like my content for the next few days is scarce, rest assure I have a damn good reason.
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Jack Fisher’s Sexy Sunday Thoughts: Summer Tan 2021 Edition
We’re in the heart of what many call the dog days of summer. The days are long and hot. The pools and beaches are open. You can generally get away with only wearing shorts and flip-flops when you go outside. These are good times indeed. Even if you’re not on a summer break, there’s a lot to appreciate.
This is also the time of year when it’s easiest to work on your sexy summer tan. After last year, with so many lockdowns, I think that sex appeal has only increased. A nice tan has always had unique beauty to it. There’s a reason why tanning salons exist and why people will lay out in the sun for hours on end, making sure it’s as even as possible.
I say that as someone who envies people who can get such a tan. I’ve tried to get a tan before, but my complexion makes that very difficult. In short, I don’t tan. I burn. When I got to the beach or pool, I smother my body in sunscreen and even when I’m out for hours on end, I’ll end up with a burn rather than a tan.
I’ve only managed a tan a few times before in my life, but I can attest to the added sex appeal. Years ago, it helped cover my acne problem. These days, I just think it just shows I enjoy being shirtless in public. I’m going to try and get a decent tan before this summer is over. I encourage others to do the same, even if they can’t make it to the beach.
Yes, you’ll still risk getting sunburned, but that’s the price we pay for extra sex appeal. I’d say that’s a risk worth taking. To help inspire that risk, here are some Sexy Sunday Thoughts to get you in the sexy tanning spirit. Enjoy!
“There’s no such thing as a free lunch, but free orgasms are even rarer.”
“It takes a special level of mutual understanding and horniness for a couple to watch porn together.”
“Chances are you’ve used a public restroom that someone has had sex in.”
“Give a woman one orgasm and she’ll appreciate you, but give her multiple orgasms and she’ll worship you.”
“It’s telling that those who do the most slut-shaming aren’t the ones getting frequently laid.”
“There comes a point in every parent’s life when they just have to accept that their son has seen a fair amount of porn.”
“Fake orgasms were the earliest forms of fake news.”
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Jack Fisher’s Sexy Sunday Thoughts: Sexy Firefighters Edition
I’m a straight man. I don’t claim to understand the intricacies and complexities of what women find sexy. I’m not a mind-reader and I’m certainly no expert. I just write sexy stories and novels.
When it comes to why so many women find firefighters sexy, however, I get it. I get it as well as any straight man could. There’s a reason why firefighters are popular costumes among male strippers. There’s a reason why there’s a yearly calendar featuring sexy male fire fighters showing off the bodies they use to save lives.
It’s a perfectly valid reason, at that. I know firefighters. I see what they have to go through, working hard to stay in shape and training harder to deal with life-threatening situations. You have to have a certain level of toughness, grit, and dedication to do that job. You have to basically be a real-life hero, willing to put your life on the line to save others.
I don’t care who you are. That’s sexy as hell to anyone.
On top of that, firefighters in certain parts of America have had it a lot harder lately. This year has had a noticeable uptick in major fires throughout the country. They’ve had to work their share of overtime and endure harsher conditions than usual. For that, they deserve our respect as much as our lust.
If you feel compelled to do more than just thirst over firefighters, consider donating to a charity to help those who have paid the ultimate price to keep us safe. After that, check out these Sexy Sunday Thoughts to help fuel that proverbial thirst for these brave souls. Enjoy!
“Going to a church to get laid is like going to a brewery to get sober.”
“If searching for love is like playing the stock market, then brothels constitute insider trading.”
“Anyone who sleeps with their boss to get ahead is basically saying their resume is lacking.”
“An ugly man seducing a beautiful woman will never be as impressive as an ugly woman seducing a handsome man.”
“Loving someone often requires a willingness to give them extra orgasms.”
“A quickie is basically the fast food of sex.”
“If scientists and engineers had the same sex appeal as rock stars, then we would have jet packs and flying cars by the end of the week.”
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My Top 5 Date Night (Superhero) Movies
When we have two things we love, it’s only natural to look for a way to combine them. Without that inclination, we wouldn’t have such wonderful combinations like chocolate and peanut butter or beer and buffalo wings. It’s almost an instinct, mixing the things we cherish in hopes of compounding the joy.
As a fan of romance and superhero movies, I’ve certainly had this inclination before. I’ve built dates around going to a superhero movie. When I was with my ex-girlfriend, we would organize our evenings around a particular superhero movie or TV show that we both loved. It made for more than a few memorable moments, the details of which I’ll save for my novels and sexy short stories.
I know I’m not the only one who enjoys mixing date nights with superhero movies. The massive box office haul generated by superhero movies essentially guarantees that at least one couple has built their date night around them. I have friends and relatives who have used superhero movies, both in the theaters and at homes, to supplement their date night.
With this being a thing in our current cultural landscape, I thought I’d craft my own short-list for the best superhero movies to see on date night. Keep in mind, this list isn’t about which superhero movies are the best or most entertaining. These are the movies that evoke just the right combination of emotions that help make a romantic evening more intimate.
It doesn’t have to involve a major romantic sub-plot, although that helps. It also can’t be all spectacle and flare. There’s a time and a place for those kinds of movies, superhero or otherwise. For date night, the goal is to stir up passion and inspire romantic moments. Having seen pretty much every superhero movie multiple times, and also being a fan of romance, I feel uniquely qualified to craft such a list.
What follows are my top 5 superhero movies for date night. I imagine others will have a different list. I’m sure plenty will strongly disagree with my choice and ranking. That’s perfectly fine. This is just my assessment on which superhero movies are best suited for a fun, romantic date night. Enjoy!
Number 5: Captain America: The First Avenger
For those who cheered Captain America on in the final battle against Thanos in “Avengers: Endgame,” it’s easy to forget that he had a long journey to becoming the living legend we known and love. That journey began in “Captain America: The First Avenger” and while it didn’t gross $2 billion at the box office, it gave everyone a reason to root for Steve Rogers.
A big part of that journey involved a romantic sub-plot that was simple, basic, and inherently lovable. Before he became a Captain, Steve Rogers was just a lanky soldier who set his patriotic eyes on the beautiful, charismatic Peggy Carter. She wasn’t just a pretty face, either. She played an integral part in helping Steve become the hero he sought to be. It’s a beautiful story that just happens to have romantic undertones.
There’s plenty of action. There’s plenty of intrigue as well, in that this movie helped set the stage for the first “Avengers” movie. However, the heart and depth of Steve’s love for Peggy strikes all the right chords. It makes Captain America’s journey more personal. He’s not just this paragon of American ideals. He’s a man who seeks to serve his country and love a good woman.
It’s a simple story with lovable characters. That’s an essential combination for any successful date night movie.
Number 4: Wonder Woman
There are a lot of things that “Wonder Woman” did well. For a movie that had so much riding on it, both for the superhero genre and for female superheroes, the success it achieved at the box office is nothing short of remarkable. It’s only fitting that it checks most of the boxes for a good date night movie.
It’s an epic story full of gods, monsters, war, and humanity. Yes, there’s a great romantic sub-plot mixed in with Wonder Woman and Steve Trevor, but that sub-plot works because everything around it works. They both navigate unfamiliar territory together, sharing both the journey and the drama. Along the way, they help one another. They learn from one another. They make each other stronger.
At its core is the sheer heart it conveys. It has always been Wonder Woman’s greatest strength and this movie does everything necessary to capture it. Any couple seeing this movie will find moments that will make them smile and fill them with the urge to cuddle. The epic battles that Wonder Woman leads, along with Gal Gadot’s wonderful performance, is a nice bonus as well.
Number 3: Dark Phoenix
As big an X-Men fan as I am, I’ll be the first to concede that the movies have been hit or miss over the years. Some have been great. Some have been nauseatingly awful. However, even the most acclaimed X-Men movies rarely have the attributes of a good date night movie. That changed with “Dark Phoenix.” Of all the X-Men movies not associated with Deadpool, this one has all the traits of quality date night movie.
It’s not just a superhero movie. It’s not just a re-telling of one of the X-Men’s most iconic stories in the Phoenix Saga. This is a movie built on high drama and powerful emotions. Much like the Phoenix Force itself, the strength of the story and the characters involved stem from emotions. There’s love, loss, anguish, and sacrifice. Tears are shed, anger is shared, and the pain is palpable.
These are all core aspects of what made the original story in the comics so endearing. They’re also the sentiments that make a great date movie. The story isn’t all world-ending spectacle. It’s personal and emotional. What happens to Jean Grey and her friends in “Dark Phoenix” is both dramatic and powerful. It evokes the kinds of feelings you want to share.
There are plenty of other elements in this movie that are worth praising. I covered many of them in the review I wrote for this movie. While I wouldn’t go so far as to call “Dark Phoenix” the best X-Men movie, I’m comfortable saying it’s the best X-Men movie to share with a date.
Number 2: Deadpool
This is one of those movies that caught a lot of people by surprise in the best possible way. Without a doubt, the first “Deadpool” wildly exceeded everyone’s expectations, from X-Men fans to romance fans to fans of anything associated with Ryan Reynolds. Between the box office it generated and the praise it earned, it’s easy to forget that this movie is built around a love story.
That’s not just the musings of a self-professed romantic. That’s exactly what the movie says through Ryan Reynolds’ uncanny charm. Even the marketing for this movie teased its romantic undertones and for good reason. As funny, crude, and violent as Deadpool was, the movie was still built around romance and it was built well.
The love between Wade Wilson and Vanessa was genuine, sexy, and sweet. A lot of Deadpool’s motivations and antics were a direct result of his love for Vanessa. It’s the kind of love story that will make you smile, laugh, and even gag a bit. For any couple looking for a little of everything in a date night movie, “Deadpool” delivers all that and then some.
It’s the kind of romance that’s genuinely fun. No matter how serious you are with your lover, it’s important to have a little fun and “Deadpool” never misses an opportunity to have fun. That kind of spirit can only help anyone’s date night.
Number 1: Guardians of the Galaxy 2
Finding the perfect date night movie isn’t easy. Finding one that has just the right amount of fun, entertainment, and dramatic impact can test any couple’s patience. Sometimes, a movie is too serious and ceases to be entertaining. Sometimes, a movie is too theatrical, so to speak, and the drama just feels flat. Striking that balance is very challenging, but “Guardians of the Galaxy 2” proves it’s not impossible.
Of all the superhero movies I’ve seen, few hit me with as many feels as this one and it did so without going too heavy on the romance. While there were plenty of romantic elements throughout the story, the greatest strength of this movie was how it gets you to care about these characters. The fact that they include a talking tree, a rocket with a machine gun, and a guy named Taserface is secondary.
This movie had plenty of colorful moments that were funny and quirky. Like its predecessor, it dared to have fun with the genre. However, the fun never got in the way of the drama or the characters. There were elements of family, including parents and sibling rivalries. There were secrets and revelations that hit you in all the right ways. Even when you re-watch the movie, it still has an impact.
It evokes a wide range of feelings, more so than a typical romance movie. The sheer breadth of those feelings is what makes “Guardians of the Galaxy 2” an experience worth sharing. If you’re with someone who appreciates those feelings, then this movie will do plenty to satisfy. It’s the kind of movie that you can still enjoy by yourself, but it’s best when shared with someone special.
As I noted earlier, this is just my personal list. If you think there are other quality date night superhero movies, please make your case in the comments. I’d love to hear them. Given the rich slate of superhero movies planned for the coming years, this list is sure to change.
Jack Fisher’s Sexy Sunday Thoughts: Fitness Cheat Day Edition
In general, I try to eat healthy. For most of the week, I will be careful and mindful of my diet. That usually means a healthy serving of eggs, wheat bread, rice, chicken, and other lean meats. Compared to how I ate in my 20s, that’s a huge shift. I’ve noted before that I did not have good health habits for a good chunk of my life. Eventually, I made a concerted effort to change that by regularly going to the gym and eating better.
That being said, you can still get away with a treat here and there. Even some of the biggest fitness junkies in the world have what they call a cheat day. The Rock particularly is legendary for his cheat days. Now, it is possible to overdo it. I know because I have overdone it and paid the price. However, there is one special kind of diet cheat I will never give up on.
For my cheat day, I always go with the simple greasy joy of pizza. For me, a weekend is just not complete without a good pizza. If I have someone to share it with, that’s even better. For the most part, though, I treat a good pizza like a massage for my soul at the end of a long week. It may not be good for you, but it’s a damn good feeling.
With football season coming in just a couple months, my weekend pizza is bound to get more meaningful soon enough. I usually coincide my cheat days with big football games because it just makes it all the more delicious. Even if you’re health conscious or a fitness junkie, I encourage you to take a cheat day and make pizza a part of that day.
I’ve loved pizza since I was a kid. I love it even more as an adult. When I eventually meet the love of my life, I hope to share a delicious pizza with them at least once week. Until then, I’ll continue to enjoy it as much as possible. I hope others can do the same today or whenever their cheat day might be.
Now, in the spirit of cheat days, here are some Sexy Sunday Thoughts to rouse your appetite, your spirit, your loins, and everything in between. Enjoy!
“If foreplay is boring, then you’re doing it wrong.”
“To some extent, heartbreak is our brain’s revenge for listening to our genitals.”
“There’s a very good chance that you’ve almost walked in on two people having sex and not realized it.”
“A willingness to use sex toys while making love is the ultimate test of humility.”
“Trying to get pity sex is like trying to lose weight by crying every time you eat junk food.”
“Just imagine how confused and overwhelmed the first woman to use a vibrator must have been.”
“No woman will ever understand what goes into maintaining an erection for extended periods.”
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Jack Fisher’s Sexy Sunday Thoughts: Summer Blockbuster Edition
Last year was the worst of all worst-case scenario for movie theaters. I even wrote about it a few times, speculating and even lamenting on the future of movie theaters and the movie industry, in general. There’s just no getting around it. Last year was the worst year ever for the movie industry. It was also a very jarring year in that we could not enjoy a typical summer blockbuster.
For me, that was both heartbreaking and deeply distressing. Even before the rise of the superhero movies that I’ve come to love, summer blockbusters were an integral part of what made summer great. I still have fond memories of going to the movies on a Saturday with my family and seeing whatever mindless spectacle that a studio spent way too much on.
They weren’t always deep or mind-blowing. They were just fun. That’s what a summer blockbuster is supposed to be. It’s big, flashy, cinematic fun for anyone willing to overpay for popcorn and candy. Even though I’ve come to enjoy watching new movies at home via HBO Max, I’m still very willing to spend my money at a movie theater.
After last year, I’ve only come to appreciate summer blockbusters even more. The release of “Black Widow” is as clear a sign as any that summer blockbusters are back. This time, I’m going to enjoy them even more than usual and I encourage everyone who enjoys a regular trip to the movies to do the same.
Now that the proverbial floodgates are opened, the time is right to celebrate the return of the summer blockbuster. To contribute to that celebration, here are some Sexy Sunday Thoughts. They may not inspire you to go to a movie theater, but I hope they still inspire you in other ways. Enjoy!
“What is a kink if not an individual’s shortcut to a good orgasm?”
“You know you’re in love when your lips have willingly touched every inch of someone else’s body.”
“The quality of a school’s sex ed classes are often inversely proportional to the number of pregnant teenagers.”
“The popularity of incest porn is proof that some people should never be allowed to time travel.”
“Parents who refuse to talk to their children about sex are dooming them to a very awkward experience on their wedding night.”
“Great sex can hide major flaws in a relationship, but it can also motivate two people into navigating those flaws.”
“Good ideas can get you laid once, but great ideas can get you laid regularly.”
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It’s Official: I’m Going To New York Comic Con 2021!
I’ve been sitting on this news for a while. In my defense, I needed some time to make sure it was real and make the necessary plans. I make no apologies because I’m just too excited to announce this.
I got my ticket to New York Comic Con 2021!
Just typing that put a big smile on my face. Words cannot do justice to the joy I felt once it sank in.
Now, I’ve been to New York Comic Con before. I’ve shared my experience on this site on multiple occasions. It has been my favorite annual tradition since I started going back in 2013. Being in that big convention hall, surrounded by so many spectacles and people who share my love of comics, is such a thrill. Every year, it seems, I find another reason to love it.
However, last year was nothing short of heartbreaking for reasons I don’t want to dwell on. Even though I expected it, the news that the New York Comic Con was cancelled was just devastating on so many levels. It felt weird in those first few weeks of October, not dressing up and spending time in New York City. I had serious concerns that I might go another year without going to a comic book convention.
Well, I can set most of those concerns aside for now. I have my ticket. I made my travel plans. I’m even making plans to wear a different costume this year. Again, I cannot overstate how excited I am for this.
It’s not just a sign that the world is healing and things are steadily returning to a sense of normalcy. It’s a chance to make up for what was lost last year. Every year I go to New York Comic Con is special, but I’m more determined than ever to make this year even more special.
I’ll be sure to share some of those plans as they materialize. I don’t want to confirm anything now, but you can be certain I won’t be able to contain my joy, more so than usual. Also, if anyone else is going to the New York Comic Con this year, I encourage them to follow that same spirit.
Last year sucked.
This year, more than most, is worth making extra awesome.
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Jack Fisher’s Sexy Sunday Thoughts: Summer Grilling Edition
Every summer brings its share of unique activities that have equally unique sex appeal. It’s easy to single out beaches, bikinis, and heat waves that keep people from wearing much clothing. I certainly appreciate all those things and the inherent sexiness they bring. After last year, I like to think I appreciate them even more.
However, there is another underrated summer activity that can also have a unique sex appeal. It involves the inherent appeal of grilling delicious food. Now, that’s not to imply a particular food fetish. That’s an entirely different kink that I won’t get into. If you want to look into it, then by all means. Just remember to delete your browser history.
The kind of appeal I’m referring to has more to do with the unique flavors and settings that summer grilling offers. Growing up, I often went to family reunions or attended family gatherings that involves a great deal of grilling. The smells alone made those gatherings memorable. Just writing about it makes me hungry.
As I’ve gotten older, I’ve come to appreciate the joys of grilling burgers, hot dogs, steaks, bacon, and pretty much anything you can throw on a griddle. It’s not just delicious. In the summer, it’s part of a communal activity.
People are drawn to delicious food for the same reason horny men are drawn to boobs. It’s an appeal not restricted to any gender. Regardless of which body parts you find appealing, you can still appreciate a good burger. You can also appreciate the inherent sexiness of watching someone eat a large hot dog.
This is a great time of year to get outside, fire up a grill, and cook up some classic summer meats. It might not get you laid, but it will get you and everyone around you some delicious food. What could be more fulfilling than that? If that doesn’t get you hungry, here are some Sexy Sunday Thoughts to help stir your appetite. Enjoy!
“To some extent, a sexual fantasy involves lying your way to a better orgasm.”
“Is it wrong to be suspicious of someone who owns a large leash and no dog?”
“Someone saying “Oops!” can precede their demise or someone else’s conception.”
“Power corrupts, but great sex motivates.”
“You should never play poker with someone who is good at faking orgasms.”
“Like it or not, there’s a chance that finding the love of your life involves getting or giving a great blowjob.”
“The fact that the threat of Hell doesn’t prevent religious people from masturbating proves the true power of orgasms.”
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