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Jack Fisher’s Sexy Sunday Thoughts: Fancy Cocktail Edition

For a good chunk of my adult life, I wasn’t much of a drinker. There’s a story behind that, but I’ll save it for another day. However, I did understand the appeal of alcohol. I also knew there was a time and a place for certain drinks. Not all were equal in terms of alcohol content, situation, or intention. A shot of Jack Daniels is not the same as a Bud Light. That much was clear.

Within that broad spectrum, though, are cocktails. Even before I started drinking, I understood they were a special kind of drink. They were almost works of art, mixing certain ingredients in just such a way that it creates a unique drinking experience. Some have strange names. From a simple Cosmopolitan to a Mojito to a Manhattan, they all offer a unique blend of sorts.

I admit I haven’t tried many of them, but of those I have, I can attest to that uniqueness. Drinking a cocktail feels like a celebration for your taste buds and your liver. It’s less about getting drunk and more about enjoying the social aspects of drinking. As a result, those social aspects can have a romantic component. I know relationships and hook-ups that began with a social gathering that involved cocktails.

When done right, and not excessively, cocktails can be a catalyst for all sorts of wonderful social interactions, including the sexy kind. I don’t claim to be a cocktail afficionado, but I do deem them worthy of some Sexy Sunday Thoughts on a morning when I’m sure some people could use both. Enjoy!

“Ideally, virgins should find someone who think being nervous during sex is hot.”

“Being sexually repressed is daring your body to get revenge on you at some point.”

“A casual friend is just someone you’re not eager to see naked.”

“Being a good listener is like being an informant to your genitals.”

“Making excuses is only as sexy as the gullibility and horniness of those listening.”

“If you still giggle when other people talk about sex, then chances are you’re not ready for it.”

“Is it possible that those who have a crush on their teachers just have a knowledge fetish?”

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Jack Fisher’s Sexy Sunday Thoughts: Sleeping In Edition

Since high school, I’ve always been an early riser. It’s a habit, but not one I think is too unhealthy. It served me well during much of my adult life. An ability to get up at five a.m. every morning might not be a superpower, but it has some real benefits. It helps me get a lot done in the morning, including much of the work I do on this site and my YouTube channel.

Habit or not, I still try to sleep in every now and then. I see it as a form of necessary therapy. We all have hard days/hard weeks. I certainly have. Sometimes, you can’t just get out of bed at your usual time and carry yourself as though you’re just fine. You need to just lie there and get a few extra winks, even after the sun comes up.

If you’re lucky enough to have a lover, it can be both romantic and therapeutic. I know couples who treat sleeping in as their favorite sexy time. It makes sense too. At the end of the day, you’ve used up all your energy. You’re tired, groggy, and just want to rest. In the morning, if you’ve slept right, you have yourself a sexy opportunity.

I say embrace that opportunity, whether it’s sexy or just therapeutic. The summer is over and the days are getting shorter. That means sleeping in is a lot more feasible. Plus, even if you don’t have a lover to share it with, it’ll help 2020 go just a little bit faster. That makes it more than worthy of some Sexy Sunday Thoughts. Enjoy!

“Your maturity is directly proportional to your ability to attend someone’s 69th birthday party with a straight face.”

“Your consumption of incest porn is likely to make family reunions feel awkward.”

“Sluts are essentially orgasm hoarders.”

“Curiosity killed the cat, but also inspired the first attempt at anal sex.”

“Alcohol is one of the few drugs that can inspire an equal number of marriages, divorces, and one-night stands.”

“A lovable idiot will always get laid more often than a smug genius.”

“It’s logistically impossible to be too thorough while making love.”

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Jack Fisher’s Sexy Sunday Thoughts: NFL Kickoff 2020 Edition

It’s finally here! The wait has been longer and more stressful than usual for obvious reasons. For a time, I wasn’t even sure it was going to happen. At multiple points this past summer, there was a very real concern that all sports would be cancelled for the rest of the year. I’m not going to lie. Contemplating a fall without football of any kind was terrifying.

Thankfully, it never got that bad. It was still pretty awful, but the world is still trying to move forward. That includes sports. Every major sports league has been badly impacted by this pandemic. The NFL is no exception. This has not been a normal offseason, to say the least. This has also not been a normal build-up to the regular season. We have no idea just how much the pandemic has affected every team.

We also don’t know if the pandemic will even permit a full, uninterrupted season. That’s still up in the air. For now, though, the NFL is going to try and play an entire season on time, on schedule, albeit without full stadiums. As a football fan, as well as someone who simply longs for a sense of normalcy, I’m still excited. I genuinely hope this season plays out in full.

I’m still bracing myself, but for the time being, I’m going to enjoy the kickoff of a new season like I always have. I’ve got a fresh case of beer. I intend to order a massive amount of pizza and junk food. I plan to spend the entirety of my Sunday afternoon on the couch, yelling at the TV for all the right reasons.

I am ready. I am hopeful. The pandemic has scarred my soul, but my love of football remains strong. I am ready for some football and here are some Sexy Sunday Thoughts to celebrate the kickoff of the 2020 season. Enjoy!

“A man who is lonely and horny is bound to have a good imagination, by default.”

“Can you really say you’ve spiced up your sex life if nobody gets any rug burns?”

“A woman with a dildo collection has no right to be appalled by a man’s porno collection.”

“Sex sells, but guilt-free sex charges a premium.”

“Statistically speaking, a good listener is more likely to give you an orgasm.”

“Revenge sex is the habanero pepper of sex.”

“Love is never thinking too hard about where or on whom someone else’s tongue has been.”

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Jack Fisher’s Sexy Sunday Thoughts: Labor Day 2020 Edition

This has been a strange, bittersweet summer, to say the least. We all know why that is. Let’s not bemoan the pandemic that has ruined so much of our world, regardless of season or holidays. Depending on where you live, this summer has been bereft of vacations, traveling, summer movies, and concerts. Add incredibly depressing news to the mix and this summer felt lost before it ever ended.

As bad as it has been, the end is just about upon us. Labor Day, often the last gasp of summer, is finally upon us. This year, it feels more like a merciful relief than a solemn resignation. Like most of 2020, every day has been a drag. Pools are closed. Theaters are closed. Theme parks are closed. Big time summer events have been cancelled or made virtual. There’s just wasn’t much to enjoy, aside from warmer weather.

We can’t undo any of that, but we can still find ways to make this Labor Day enjoyable. Even if it’s as simple as an extra day off work, take advantage of it. Cherish it. Spend extra time with family or meet up friends, but wear a mask and social distance as needed. This summer has been lacking in so many ways. It doesn’t have to lack for Labor Day.

I’m not going to lament on everything I couldn’t do this past summer. More than anything, I hope it gives me a stronger appreciation of future summers in which we’re not navigating a global pandemic. Those happier times are ahead of us. We just have to endure a bit longer. For now, let’s just have fun on Labor Day. Here are some my Sexy Sunday Thoughts to get you in the spirit. Enjoy!

“Going through puberty is like being carpet-bombed by hormones and holiness.”

“A person’s maturity is directly proportional to their ability to look at someone else’s genitals without giggling.”

“A happily married man either hides his porn stash exceptionally well or doesn’t have to.”

“A good salesman has probably talked his way out of wearing a condom at least once.”

“The fact that crazy girls are better in bed is proof that nature needs a little crazy to keep things interesting.”

“Is it ironic or hypocritical to have a fetish for average sized penises?”

“A fancy wedding is an indirect way for a couple to brag about getting tax breaks for being in love.”

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Jack Fisher’s Sexy Sunday Thoughts: Mysterious Sex Appeal Edition

What is it about mysterious men or women that we find so alluring? That’s a loaded question, by the way. I ask it with the full knowledge that there’s rarely a complete answer. Ironically, that’s a big part of the appeal. Someone who is mysterious will always have this aura of possibility surrounding them. Depending on how dirty our minds our, we fill that possibility with something sexy.

It’s why spies like James Bond, Ethen Hunt, and even Austin Powers have a certain level of sex appeal. It’s also why women like Black Widow, Catwoman, and Samus Aran from Metroid have a similar appeal, beyond looking good in skin-tight outfits. They have secrets and subtleties that set them apart. Their story is something unique and one you want to learn more about.

That process can be as compelling as it is alluring. I’ve known my fair share of women who might not have looked as good in a skin-tight outfit as Catwoman, but they were genuine mysteries. You didn’t understand what made them tick, but you wanted to find out. Had my social skills not been so awful, I might have been part of their story.

Those willing to be part of such stories can find something that’s as romantic as it is sexy. We all have our secrets. We all choose who we reveal them to. It’s an intimate process that can foster other kinds of intimacy. We may not all be spies, but we are our own stories. I encourage everyone to think long and hard about their own stories as I share this round of my Sexy Sunday Thoughts. Enjoy!

“Being a virgin on your wedding night is like being a rookie in the Super Bowl.”

“You can tell a lot about a person by the conditions in which they masturbate.”

“Masturbation requires a certain amount of self esteem to be effective.”

“Sharing a toothbrush is more intimate than sharing a bed.”

“Drama is the emotional journey between falling in love and getting laid.”

“A good kisser has to appreciate the taste of someone else’s spit to some extent.”

“Meaningless sex may always be taboo, but loveless marriages will always cause more misery.”

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Jack Fisher’s Sexy Sunday Thoughts: Mixed Race Sex Appeal Edition

There are those who say love has no boundaries. I agree to some extent. I’m more inclined to say that love has boundaries beyond what every sitcom made after 1955 has prescribed. Most people alive today may think we’re pushing the envelope in terms of who, what, where, when, and how we love. I don’t think they appreciate just how far we’ve come.

There was indeed a time, and it wasn’t that long ago, when mixed-race romance was extremely taboo. In fact, there are a lot of people alive today who remember that time. It’s easy to forget that interracial marriage wasn’t made fully legal until 1967 in the United States and in many parts of the world, it’s still taboo.

That’s a travesty. At the same time, it adds a forbidden fruit aspect to the mix. No matter how taboo or unappealing it may be to some, it still happens. It happens a lot. I say that as someone who’s first girlfriend was an Asian woman and I am not Asian. Even though it didn’t work out for us, other relationships find a way. Some go onto produce beautiful mixed-race children.

Taboos aside, I think it’s a beautiful thing. It’s a perfect manifestation of love and sex appeal transcending differences. The fact that mixed-race couples find a way to make it work in a society that loves clinging to bigotry demonstrates just how powerful it can be. When different races mix, beautifully sexy things can happen. Here are some Sexy Sunday Thoughts to acknowledge that beauty. Enjoy!

“The appeal of kinky sex is not that different from the appeal of skydiving.”

“Taboo keeps some men from wearing a thong, but it’s basic male anatomy that dissuades most.”

“Sometimes, a big part of being in love is a willingness to whore yourself to someone for free.”

“It’s difficult for someone to love giving oral sex and have a weak stomach.”

“The measure of a good lover isn’t their ability to find their lover’s G-spot, but their willingness to keep trying.”

“Going to a prostitute for love is like going to a dentist for a prostate exam”

“Very few love stories start or end with an orgy.”

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Jack Fisher’s Sexy Sunday Thoughts: Quick Fling Edition


Every love story is unique. It’s even more so for the sexier kind of love stories. As an aspiring erotica/romance writer, I’ve come to appreciate the broad spectrum of those stories. Some are more dramatic than others, but not every love story, sexy or otherwise, needs to involve fairy tale endings that involve life-long romance.

Every once in a while, a quick fling that lasts only a few days, if that, can be just as meaningful. It’s not the same kind of romance you get with stories involving star-crossed lovers, but it can be just as compelling. I’ve seen real people experience brief, but passionate flings that barely last a few days. Even though it doesn’t work out long-term, it still has a profound impact.

Personally, I haven’t had too many of those flings in my life. That’s more a side-effect of the poor social skills I wielded for the first half of my life than anything else. However, I’ve seen enough of them play out with others, including a few close friends and relatives, to appreciate their worth. In terms of romance, it may not be the most epic, but it can still be fun.

I know it’s hard to have a fling of any kind, given the current state of the world. One day, hopefully soon, it will be possible again. Given how isolated we’ve all been for the past several months, I think we all could use one. To that end, here are some Sexy Sunday Thoughts to get you in a romantic, fling-loving mood. Enjoy!

“Isn’t it counterproductive for a romantic evening to wear clothes that are hard to get out of?”

“A friendly divorce is as logical as a horny asexual.”

“Virtual sex is just a much more vivid wet dream.”

“How much porn someone has on their hard drive is not as revealing as what percentage of that drive is used to store it.”

“Hate sex is basically aggressive orgasm seeking.”

“There are remarkably few socially acceptable ways to compliment someone’s genitals.”

“Porn has completely misconstrued how sexy taking a shower actually is most of the time.”

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Jack Fisher’s Sexy Sunday Thoughts: Open Relationships Edition


Love is a beautiful thing. If you can find that special someone you love with all your heart, more power to you. Monogamy definitely works for people in that situation. That’s certainly worth celebrating. I love stories about couples who have been together for 50 years as much as the next aspiring erotica/romance writer.

However, love takes many forms. The whole of history and the complexity of human relationships is a testament to that. Sometimes, those forms don’t involve monogamy. There are people who genuinely love each other, but their love is not restricted to one other person. Whether it’s romantic or sexual, it’s a form that can work just as well, if done responsibly.

I understand that the concept of open relationships is still taboo. Even though they genuinely work for certain people, there are plenty in this world who still see it as deviant or flawed. Most of those people have certain political or religious leanings that cloud their judgement. There’s no convincing them that sex, love, and relationships can manifest this form. I discourage anyone from trying.

Instead, celebrate those who do pursue this kind of relationship and do so successfully. Open relationships can be genuinely beneficial for many people. It can bring others closer while allowing people to realize their full sexual selves. Given that the average number of sexual partners is more than one, I think there’s a real benefit to that perspective.

Whether you’re in an open relationship or not, it’s a real thing that real people experience. It can be as fulfilling as it is sexy. To that end, here’s a round of my Sexy Sunday Thoughts to help celebrate the unique place these relationships have in the romantic world. Enjoy!

“Those who refuse to learn from their mistakes are into an indirect form of BDSM.”

“Divorce rates would be a lot lower if every marriage license required that a couple pass an oral sex test.”

“Being bisexual doesn’t mean you’re twice as horny, but it does mean you have a mathematical edge.”

“A short attention span does not bode well for those who enjoy extended foreplay.”

“The kinkiness of a fantasy is directly proportional to the amount of lube it requires.”

“Strip clubs are basically theme parks for your genitals.”

“A successful marriage isn’t built entirely on orgasms, but they are a major part of the foundation.”

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Jack Fisher’s Sexy Sunday Thoughts: Barry White Edition

Some kinds of sex appeal are timeless. Certain people, trends, and cultural phenomena will always give our collective libido a special spark. Everyone has their own idea of what turns them on and gets them going. It’s not always a kink. It’s just a little inspiration that makes us think, feel, and explore those sexy feelings.

In terms of timeless sex appeal, Barry White is in a class all his own.

I know most young people today don’t know much about him, let alone appreciate him. He even somewhat predates my generation. However, there’s a very good chance that you’ve met someone who was conceived because their parents listened to Barry White’s music. If you ever hear a deep, sensual, manly voice singing soul music, chances are it came from or was inspired by Barry White.

The man isn’t just a musical icon. This man’s voice and the music he made with it turned sex appeal into a vivid, audible form. The end result was so sexy that some actually attribute Barry White to a small baby boom in the mid-1970s. His sex appeal was just that strong. I honestly can’t think of anyone in the music world today who comes close.

Whether you know his music intimately or only know him as that deep-voiced soul guy who once guest starred on the Simpsons, his music is worth appreciating. If you get a chance, check out some of his songs. Just be sure your pants are loose and your panties are clean. As a tribute to the late maestro of soul, here are some Sexy Sunday Thoughts to help complement Barry White’s sexy deep voice. Enjoy!

“Men who love eating pussy rarely stay single for long.”

“Necessity may be the mother of all invention, but loneliness is the mother of all sex toys.”

“True love is never having to explain the contents of your porno stash.”

“We’d probably have flying cars and jet packs if more beautiful women were attracted to scientists and engineers.”

“There should be a lot more trophies for those who give great oral sex.”

“Cutting the foreplay out of sex is like forgetting the frosting on a cake.”

“A cup of coffee and a blowjob will wake a man up, albeit through different methods.”

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Jack Fisher’s Sexy Sunday Thoughts: Fancy Whiskey Edition

I haven’t always been a huge drinker. In fact, I didn’t come to appreciate alcohol until later in life. It’s like a lot of other acquired tastes. You don’t understand the appeal until you reach a certain stage in your life. Now, I enjoy a good cold beer on a hot summer day as much as anyone. However, when it comes to more potent forms of alcohol, I’m more selective.

I’ve tried various types of more refined, high-grade alcohol over the years. Most were forgettable. A few were downright disgusting. In the end, the hard liquor that won my heart was whiskey. There’s just something about the way it tastes and the way it feels as it goes down your throat that is just pure nirvana.

Now, I don’t consider myself a whiskey connoisseur. However, I feel like I’ve refined my taste enough to know good whiskey from bad whiskey. There is a difference. I question the honesty and sanity of anyone who says otherwise. Cheap whiskey will still get you drunk, but it won’t be an enjoyable process.

I’m not one to grossly overpay for a bottle, but there are a few occasions where splurging is worth it. If you want a quick guide, check this one out from Mens Journal. If you’ve got the money, try some of these unique spirits. Your inner Ron Swanson will thank you. Think of him and the special taste that comes with fancy whiskey as you enjoy these Sexy Sunday Thoughts. Enjoy!

“In terms of your love life, good oral sex is an integral part of your diet.”

“The first person to develop a clown fetish must have had a kinky sense of humor.”


“Whoever said that laughter was the best medicine probably wasn’t having enough orgasms.”

“Learning from mistakes will make you a better lover, but it can also reveal unexpected kinks.”

“Making someone else’s bed always carries the risk of touching their sexual fluids.”

“Children are basically living orgasms.”

“Logistically speaking, really horny supermodels have a much easier time staying in shape.”

Everybody has different tastes. When it comes to alcohol, there are many different ways to enjoy it. Whiskey is just my preferred path. There’s a time for the traditional stuff you find on sale at a liquor store, but there’s also a time for the good stuff. Those times are rare and fleeting, but a nice glass of whiskey only makes them more special.

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