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Jack Fisher’s Sexy Sunday Thoughts: Sexy Moaning Edition


It’s unavoidable. When you’re sharing a passionate moment, you’re going to moan at some point. It’s like a reflex. Your body is doing something awesome and your mind is telling you it’s awesome. You’re going to try and vocalize that somehow. A good, sexy moan achieves all that and then some.

Moaning is one of those acts that has a mixed reputation and not in a good way. Most of the time, you don’t moan for a good reason. Sometimes, it’s out of distress. Sometimes, it’s out of discomfort. It’s not one of those things that has inherently sexy connotations. Like true love or the sound of an alarm clock, though, you know it when you hear it.

Many of my novels and sexy short stories often highlight the moaning often associated with intimate moments. Plenty of other erotica/romance media, from movies to porn, do the same. In the right circumstances, a moan can be the perfect manifestation of sexiness and passion. It’s difficult to achieve, but it’s certainly worth pursuing.

This week’s edition of my Sexy Sunday Thoughts is dedicated to that pursuit and the extra-sexy results they achieve. Some may not be in the mood for that kind of moaning this early on a Sunday. At the very least, I hope it gives you an appreciation for it. Enjoy!

“When you think about it, a brothel is essentially an orgasm clinic.”

“The most awkward part of puberty is suddenly wanting to see other people naked.”

“The size of the dildo someone uses says a lot about their standards for a good time.”

“Pity sex is like a penny in that it has actual value, but it’s generally not the currency most prefer.”

“A couple’s first kiss counts as their act of foreplay in that it shows how willing they are to touch body parts.”

“How loud we are during sex often determines how sore we are the next day.”

“Going to a strip club on a date invites serious conflict between one’s heart and genitals.”

I’m not going to assume any of that got people moaning for all the right reasons. At the very least, I hope it got certain people in the kind of mood that makes it a pleasant byproduct. Intimacy and romance manifest in all kinds of ways. Some are cruder than others and moaning certainly qualifies. That doesn’t make it any less sexy.

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Jack Fisher’s Sexy Sunday Thoughts: Sexy Candle Edition


What is it about candles that have both sex appeal and romantic undertones? I get that candles have a logistical use. They provide light without electricity. Some even have scents that make a dirty apartment smell like a rose garden. None of that is groundbreaking. However, whenever someone create a romantic scene, candles are often used to set the mood.

Maybe it’s the dim lighting, the added heat they provide, or the unique scent they exude. Maybe there’s something more primal at work. For most of human history, if we wanted to make love at night, we either had to do it under the stars or by the light of a fire. For all we know, it was the first method people used to establish a genuinely romantic mood.

Whatever the case, candles can provide uncanny sexiness when used properly. Beyond lighting, they have other kinkier uses that I won’t get into. I’ll just say that there’s a market for candle wax that goes beyond lighting. It’s more than enough to justify dedicating this week’s edition of my Sexy Sunday Thoughts to the unique sex appeal of candles. Hopefully, we don’t need to wait for a power outage to appreciate it.

“We are never more vulnerable when we’re both confused and horny.”

“Porn stars are the only professionals who can never take off their uniform.”

“Good grammar is like good foreplay in that people notice when it’s poorly done.”

“Lingerie is like wrapping paper for sex.”

“An anniversary is a tactful way of telling your lover that you still enjoy seeing them naked.”

“Making love in a moving car is like running naked during a blizzard in that you can do it, but there are some serious risks.”

“From a purely evolutionary standpoint, having sex while eating is the most basic form of multi-tasking.”

I hope that inspired lovers, young and old alike, to stock up on candles. Winter is here. The days are getting shorter and cold weather is making the act of getting naked less desirable. For fans of all things sexy and romantic, this presents a challenge and we need to make use of all the tools at our disposal. Candles are an underrated, but incredibly powerful tool to achieve plenty of sexy things this winter.

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Jack Fisher’s Sexy Sunday Thoughts: Holiday Shopping 2018 Edition


I hope everybody had a very enjoyable, very filling Thanksgiving. I also hope that those who indulged in a little Black Friday shopping enjoyed themselves too. I know there are a lot of mixed feelings when it comes to purely commercial holidays Black Friday, but I think they have their place in our culture.

While it may seem odd for a man to say this, but I love shopping, especially around the holidays. I genuinely enjoy just browsing around at malls or shopping centers, navigating the sea of people, and taking in the spectacle. My mother told me that might be because she took me shopping so much when I was a baby. For us, that was like going to a playground.

Whatever the cause, this time of year is extra special to me. Christmas shopping is among my favorite kind of shopping. I love all things Christmas themed and I really enjoy buying presents for my family. If that makes me seem weird on top being a single man and an aspiring erotica/romance writer, so be it.

Shopping can be innocent fun. It often is, for the most part. It can also have some sexy undertones, as well. After all, isn’t flirting just shopping for love? In the spirit of the holidays, I’d like to celebrate the joys of shopping. Whether it’s for sexy or unsexy reasons, this is the time of year to really appreciate it.

“Falling in love with someone’s soul often involves falling in love with a part of their body first.”

“The difference between a passion and a fetish is how much someone is willing to put their mouth on something.”

“Great sex requires practice, but kinky sex requires imagination.”

“Awkward silence is either the least or most awkward after sex.”

“When you think about it, getting your lover a quality gift is a way to remind them that you still enjoy getting naked with them.”

“In terms of propagating the species, Drunken hook-ups are the evolutionary equivalent of a cheat code.”

“Porn has made too many people inherently suspicious of fresh cucumbers.”

The next few weeks are going to be hectic for shopping lovers, like myself. They’re also going to be colorful, festive, and full of holiday-themed commercials. While I’m sure there are those out there who bemoan consumer culture and how it has affected major holidays, I prefer to embrace all the gimmicks and glamour surrounding it. Whether you think it has sex appeal, it can still be a lot of fun if you let it.

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Jack Fisher’s Sexy Sunday Thoughts: Sexy Wrestling Edition

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We see it all the time, especially with young couples. They’re hanging out, sometimes in public and sometimes in a semi-private space. They’re having a good time. They’re smiling and laughing. Then, for little to no reason, they start wrestling with one another. They tickle, tease, and taunt each other in ways that just makes them smile even more.

For some jaded souls, it’s juvenile. I sincerely pity those souls they don’t appreciate what’s happening. Being the romantic I am, I’ve always found a certain beauty in the playful sexy wrestling couples do. When I was in college, there was this big open field in the middle of campus where couples would hang out on hot days. Whenever I saw it happen, it put a smile on my face.

The way I saw it, playful wrestling was the most G-rated manifestation of physical love. It wasn’t overly raunchy, but it still had distinctly sensual undertones. It showed that love could be fun. It wasn’t all work, focus, and dedication. There were moments where the happiness two people shared was just so abundant that they couldn’t help themselves.

Whether you think it’s cute or asinine, playful wrestling is a real manifestation of romance. For this week’s edition of my Sexy Sunday Thoughts, I’d like to celebrate this most innocent of gestures. You’ll never see it in a porno and you’ll rarely see it in a romantic comedy. That’s exactly what makes it special. Enjoy!

“Every romantic gesture has a basis in facilitating someone else’s orgasm and/or your own.”

“When it comes to using our tongues during sex, what we lick and where we lick determines how dedicated we are to our lovers.”

“With a creative mind, any unusual weather condition can be used to justify making love.”

“Grunting doesn’t mean that the sex is good, but it does reveal who’s putting in the effort.”

“You don’t have to be a morning person to appreciate receiving oral sex when you wake up, but it certainly helps.”

“The appeal of rough sex and spicy food is very similar in the sense that they both risk burning sensations.”

“When it comes to quality versus quantity, there are no losers with respect to orgasms.”

I hope you enjoyed that. I hope it gives the playful couples out there a few ideas. Part of any meaningful romance is knowing when to have fun. Love doesn’t always have to be about epic journeys or strained hearts. It can actually be a playful, enjoyable experience, even while fully clothed. If that doesn’t prove the power of romance, then I don’t know what will.

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Jack Fisher’s Sexy Sunday Thoughts: Manly Chest Hair Edition


What is it about manly chest hair that’s so sexy? Actually, a better question might be why the sex appeal of chest hair is so mixed? Men have more body hair. That’s just basic human biology. It has a pragmatic, albeit limited function. We don’t have enough of it to keep us as warm as a polar bear, but it still has a unique aesthetic.

Like breasts on women, chest hair is one of those distinguishing male features that denotes raw masculinity. Most men don’t emphasize it as much as women do with their breasts. Then again, very few features can ever hope to match the sex appeal of female breasts. That doesn’t mean chest hair can’t have a place in the sexual landscape.

I’ve had chest hair since I was 16. I come from a long line of men in my family who have hairy chests. Some family members even take pride in it. The women they’re with don’t hide their appreciation of it. As I’ve gotten older, I’ve come to appreciate the manliness my chest hair conveys and I think it’s worth appreciating even more.

For this week’s edition of my Sexy Sunday Thoughts, I’d like to celebrate this underrated sexual trait. It does more than just distinguish men from women or offer some extra warmth in the winter. It adds a unique kind of sexiness to a world rich in sex appeal. Not everyone finds it sexy, but for those that do will always be a little warmer on cold nights.

“A bad date that ends in sex will always be more memorable than a good date that ends in a kiss.”

“Lovemaking can easily turn into fucking, but it’s much harder to do the other way around.”

“When you think about it, mirrors tell us just how much we want to fuck ourselves.”

“The appeal of anal sex changes considerably after a woman has given birth.”

“Love is just a more refined and focused version of being horny.”

“Historically speaking, humping is the second oldest form of exercise after running.”

“Puberty is just your body’s way of letting you know it’ll be fucking with you for the rest of your life.”

For those who find inherent sex appeal in chest hair, the colder weather in the coming months should help vindicate you. Hairy chest hair is one of those traits that tends to have a very targeted sex appeal. Some genuinely don’t care for it. Some find it sexier than Ron Swanson covered in bacon grease. As winter draws near, I believe those men who value their chest hair will once again make their case.

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Jack Fisher’s Sexy Sunday Thoughts: Back Massage Edition


Is it possible to request a back massage without it being construed as sexual? Having experienced, witnessed, and even contributed in all kinds lurid innuendo, I won’t say it’s impossible. I’ll just note that it’s extremely improbable, given our collective immaturity when it comes to sexual matters.

That’s a shame too because there are times when we genuinely need a back massage for entirely non-sexual reasons. One of the first jobs I ever had was at a fast food restaurant. At that job, I spent a good deal of time bending over to clean dirt, mud, and even baby vomit on one fateful night. That was murder on my back, as well as my dignity.

I endured long stretches of back problems that only got better after I quit that job. When I was dating my ex-girlfriend, she had her share of soreness too, due to unrelated health issues. Sometimes, giving each other a soothing, non-sexual back massage was genuinely welcome. I would even go so far as to call it incredibly romantic.

There’s always room for the sexier side of massages. However, there’s also a place for the less seamy kind of back massages. They can be sexy without getting too sexual. They can even be gestures of genuine romance. This week’s edition of my Sexy Sunday Thoughts is dedicated to both. I even encourage every couple out there to try both at some point today. Enjoy!

“Thinking before you act can have very mixed results when you’re really horny.”

“Those who give great oral sex will always have more friends than enemies.”

“When you think about it, an awkward boner is the only reflex that’s actually useful.”

“Women who is physically flexible tend find lovers who are just as flexible in a non-physical way.”

“Make-up sex is the romantic equivalent of tech support for an old computer.”

“In essence, prostitution is paying a premium to skip the small talk before sex.”

“Stories about broken hearts will never be as memorable as those about bruised genitals.”

I hope that helped make everyone’s back feel better, among other things. Massages will always have a sexy connotation and for good reason. Intimate touching usually leads to intimate loving. It’s just physics. When we’re genuinely sore, though, it goes beyond intimacy. It’s downright therapeutic. Whenever you can mix therapy and sex appeal, you know you’ve got something special.

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Jack Fisher’s Sexy Sunday Thoughts Halloween 2018 Edition


It’s that time of year again. Kids and chocolate addicts love it. Dentists and fundamentalist Christians hate it. Halloween has arrived! It’s an underrated holiday that I’ve come to appreciate more as an adult than I did as a kid.

Before, it was just an excuse to get free candy. Now, it’s an excuse to eat a lot of candy while watching beautiful women take full advantage of having an excuse to dress sexy. I know it’s not politically correct these days, but I’m all for any holiday or event that lets people be sexy without scrutiny. Adding candy to the mix can only help.

It’s not just about women in sexy costumes for me, as hard as that is to believe for someone. I genuinely enjoy giving candy to kids and seeing their faces light up when they get it. You really can’t give candy to kids these days without seeming creepy, but on Halloween, none of that matters and I think it’s a beautiful thing.

Every year, I make it a point to have the best candy. I intend to do the same this year while also taking time to admire the sexy costumes of beautiful women. For that reason, I dedicate this week’s edition of my Sexy Sunday Thoughts to all those who appreciate Halloween as much as I do. Enjoy!

“Getting good at sex isn’t like riding a bike, but it does involve exercising similar muscles.”

“A dentist is probably more uptight when it comes to receiving oral sex.”

“A class that teaches quality foreplay is the only course that has enjoyable homework.”

“The only difference between a bar fight and a drunken hook-up is the kind of furniture that gets broken.”

“Having faith in our lover’s ability to make us orgasm is the only truly universal religion.”

“These days, a dildo is the only gadget with which we have a more intimate relationship than our phones.”

“When you think about it, every illicit drug is attempting to match or exceed the feeling we get when we make love.”

I hope that got everyone into the Halloween spirit, among other things. Whether you’re just a kid looking for some free candy or a beautiful woman who just needs an excuse to wear that sexy nurse costume, I hope you find a way to enjoy Halloween this year. It’s a sweet holiday with some extra sex appeal. What’s not to love?

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