The Seahawks Won Super Bowl LX (And Possibly Saved The NFL)

It’s official!

Super Bowl LX is in the books and the Seattle Seahawks are the champs. There was no fluke or ambiguity this time around. They were the better team. They played better than the New England Patriots from start to finish. By halftime, Bad Bunny had more yards on the field than the Patriots offense.

They made it a little closer in the second half, but there was no magical comeback this time. The Seahawks held on and even widened their lead. Quarterback, Drake Maye, played one of the worst games a starting QB has ever played in the Super Bowl. By the end, you could easily tell that he and the entire Patriots offense had played an historically easy schedule. They coasted their way to the Super Bowl. Then, they finally played a legitimately good team and they were trash.

Now, I already mentioned that I was rooting hard for the Seahawks. I freely admit I’m glad they won and not just because they were the better team. I genuinely believe that them winning might have saved the NFL.

Because, with all due respect to fans in New England, I think the league and the sport would be irreparably damaged if the Patriots won again. The NFL has all these rules and policies in place meant to ensure parity. But that didn’t stop Tom Brady and the Patriots from absolutely dominating the AFC for 20 years. That shouldn’t have been possible, but Brady was just a once-in-a-generation quarterback. Someone like him does not come along very often.

Then, just five years later, the Patriots draft Drake Maye and they’re back in the Super Bowl in his second season. Considering how many other teams have suffered decades without a franchise quarterback, let alone a Super Bowl appearance, it’s just not fair. It feels too much like the New York Yankees always buying their way to another World Series, which they did for nearly a century. It’s not good for the sport. It’s not good for fans outside New England. And I don’t think the NFL could’ve endured seeing yet another Patriots Super Bowl.

The fact that the Patriots played so badly is actually a relief. I think even those in executive suites at the NFL understand that on some level. They all want a league where any team has a chance to go all the way. But that just hasn’t been true of the AFC for years now. It’s been either the Chiefs or the Patriots, with the Bengals having only broken that pattern once. It’s one thing for a team to have a dynasty. It’s quite another for an entire conference to be so lopsided.

With the conclusion of Super Bowl LX, fans can rest easy that another Patriots dynasty hasn’t begun. Next season will be interesting in that the Patriots will definitely have a harder schedule. There’s no way they’ll get as lucky as they did this season. It’s also likely that a few teams will go from worst to first or have magical runs. The Seahawks took an unconventional path to their championship run. That should give hope to multiple teams this offseason. It’s way more hope than would’ve been possible, had the Patriots won.

So, with the conclusion of another season, we can all take a deep breath. The NFL is safe from another Patriots dynasty, at least for now. The Seahawks are the champs for only the second time in their history. It’s going to be a long offseason. But thankfully, there’s hope that another team will go on a run like the Seahawks did.

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Super Bowl LX Is HERE!

Today is Super Bowl Sunday.

For football fans of all types, it is truly one of the best days of the year. It is the holiest of holy events for fans of the gridiron. Even if your team didn’t make it, it’s a spectacle worth watching. Two teams have navigated the rigors of the regular season and the high stakes of the playoffs. Now, they’re one game away from the ultimate prize and a date with the Lombardi Trophy.

I’ve already made my preparations. I have some buffalo wings ready to go. I have a full six-pack of beer. I’ve got chips, dip, and assorted snacks that should keep my mind and liver in the right state for the entire game. I can safely say I am ready. I know exactly what to do in the hours before kickoff. I know exactly where I’ll be when the game commences.

Now, I will acknowledge that the matchup this year is not the least bit compelling. I’m not just saying that because my predictions at the beginning of the season were dead wrong. Compared to past years, Super Bowl LX is decidedly lacking in drama. I think a big reason for that has to do with the fact that the New England Patriots are back in the Super Bowl.

While I can’t speak for all football fans, I can still say with confidence that nobody outside the New England area wanted to see the Patriots back in the Super Bowl this soon. They had two decades with Tom Brady in which they appeared in 10 Super Bowls. Then, once Brady left the team, we went through a stretch when it was just the Kansas City Chiefs playing every single year, usually alternating with the 49ers or the Eagles.

For the Patriots to return this quickly just feels wrong on so many levels. The NFL has all these policies and rules meant to maintain parity. Yet the team that enjoyed a 20 year dynasty of dominance is already back in the big game. It’s not fair. It’s not right. And I guarantee that if they win, it will be a net negative for the NFL and the sport.

That’s not to say I’m a huge fan of the Seahawks, but I’m definitely rooting for them. They’ve had only two Super Bowl appearances and this past season has been nothing short of remarkable. Unlike the Patriots, they didn’t have an easy schedule. They didn’t have the luxury of playing backup quarterbacks in the playoffs. They earned their place the hard way and under a first-year head coach, no less. Them winning it all will be a net positive.

But that’s the thing about football. There are no guarantees. What a majority of fans want to happen rarely happens because they don’t control the outcome. Only the players on the field can do that. Later today, they’ll get their chance. We’ll see who the better team is and who deserves to be a Super Bowl champion. I know who I’m rooting for. I genuinely hope it’s a good game.

Regardless of my feelings towards both teams, this is it. The end of one NFL season is upon us. The Super Bowl is here.

Let’s fucking go!

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Jack’s CreepyPastas: I Put A Curse On My Ex Girlfriend… It Backfired Horribly!

This is a video from my YouTube channel, Jack’s World.

This video is Valentine’s Day themed CreepyPasta that I wrote and narrated myself about getting revenge on an ex-girlfriend, but seeing it backfire horribly. Enjoy!

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AI Jay Sherman Reviews “Waterworld” (1995) on TikTok

He’s doing it again! AI Jay Sherman is back and critical as ever. The “The Critic” was cancelled in the mid-90s, but AI keeps his critical spirit alive. Today, I have Jay take on “Waterworld.” It’s a movie with a strange reputation. When it came out in 1995, it was one of the most expensive movies ever made. It was panned critically and the logic of the plot was questionable at best. But it somehow found its way to being a cult classic. But does it stink? That’s up to Jay. Enjoy!

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Why Bob’s Burgers Works And The Great North Didn’t

This is a video from my YouTube channel, Jack’s World.

Bob’s Burgers and The Great North are shows with similar aesthetics, themes, and tone. Both channel a mix of eccentric characters and genuine wholesomeness to offer something uniquely endearing.

However, The Great North ultimately failed and was cancelled. But Bob’s Burgers, it’s spiritual predecessor, continues to thrive.

Why is that? Where did The Great North fall short? I attempt to answer those questions in this video. Enjoy!

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The Biggest Snowstorm Hit My Area In Ten Years (And I Wasn’t Ready For It)

When it comes to winter storms, I live in an area where it’s easy to get complacent. This isn’t a part of the world that gets big snowstorms every year. Most of the time, we get a few flurries and snow showers that ends up melting in less than a day. It rarely requires shoveling. At most, it just makes the roads a little slick for a day.

But every now and then, we get a major snowstorm. They used to be more common. When I was a kid, we could usually expect at least one moderate storm that would close school for a day or two. But anything beyond six inches of snow was rare. As I got older, those storms became even rarer. By the time I was out of college and living on my own, my area would go years without a major snowstorm.

I admit that made me complacent. It’s been ten years since I dealt with a snowstorm that dumped over a foot of snow on my area. And that particular storm was a historic anomaly that we only see once in a century. After that, I don’t recall any significant snowstorm that wasn’t more than a minor inconvenience.

That changed this past week. Fir the first time in ten years, a major storm hit my area. It was big, disruptive, and caused all sorts of problems that we’re still trying to deal with, as I’m writing this. Like many, I did what I could to prepare. I stocked up on food. I made sure my heater was in working order. I also still had a snow shovel, which I hadn’t had to use in year. I thought that was enough.

I was wrong.

That’s not to say I was in any real danger with this storm. I wasn’t. My food, water, and electricity remained robust through the entire storm. But once it was over and I began digging myself out, I realized that I hadn’t been as proactive as I thought.

For one, that shovel that I rarely used was not as useful as I’d hoped. It was flimsy, cheap, and could not handle the heavier chunks of snow I had to dig out. Also, I somehow lost the scraper I often used for my car when it got icy. That made things a lot harder because my car basically had a turtle shell of snow on it. And after a night where it got below zero, it became very hard in the morning. Scraping it off was a test of strength and patience.

This is also where I remembered that, back in 2016 I wasn’t living alone. I was still living in a shared house with roommates. And one of my roommates happened to have an electric shovel. That wonderful marvel of modern technology did most of the heavy lifting in terms of removing the snow in our shared walkways. Now, I live alone. I don’t have an electric snow shovel. And I learned the hard way that clearing large volumes of snow without it was difficult and not good for my back.

In fact, before I was done digging my car out, I immediately went online to see how much one of those shovels cost. I fully expect to have one ready the next time a snowstorm hits. It may not happen for another ten years. But that doesn’t matter. I’ve learned my lesson. I’m not going to be caught unprepared and ill-equipped next time, whenever it comes.

And if you happen to live in an area that gets major snowstorms, even if they’re rare, I encourage you to do the same.

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Jean Grey – A Case Study On How To Write An Overpowered Character

This is a video from my YouTube channel, Jack’s World.

Jean Grey is one of the most overpowered characters in Marvel’s pantheon. She regularly carries out cosmic level feats and goes up against god-like beings.

And yet, she’s one the most endearingly human characters in all of superhero comics.

In a genre full of overpowered characters, Jean Grey stands out for all the right reasons. And in this video, I explore what makes her work so well. Enjoy!

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AI Jay Sherman Reviews “Wolverine Origins” (2009) on TikTok

He’s doing it again! AI Jay Sherman is back and critical as ever. The “The Critic” was cancelled in the mid-90s, but AI keeps his critical spirit alive. Today, I challenge Jay with “Wolverine Origins,” one of the most critically panned superhero movies of all time. This movie almost single-handedly derailed all of Fox’s X-Men projects. Most agree it stinks. But let’s see if Jay can quantify it, as only he can. Enjoy!

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A Simple Definition And Criteria For Fascism

A lot of buzzwords and jargon get thrown around the internet these days. Engage in any form of debate or discussion with someone long enough and chances are things will get heated, ugly, and incomprehensible. And if said discussion or debate goes on long enough, then eventually Godwin’s Law will take hold.

Now, I don’t care to recount the futility or frustration that often comes with internet discourse. I’ve already wasted way too many hours debating with idiots, assholes, grifters, creationists, and anti-vaxxers. However, there are certain trends in which substance should take precedent over style. If not, then we’re not even talking about anything. We might as well be yelling obscenities at a rock in a dark basement.

In that spirit, I’d like to remind everyone who sees this post that words do have specific definitions. Concepts do have defined criteria. You can throw them around in any discussion or debate to help your argument. But if you don’t understand what they mean, then you’re not just failing in that effort. You’re actively diluting the very concept of language and contributing to the destruction of society.

I know that may sound hyperbolic, but I have to use that sort of language when it comes to definitions of words like fascism. I know that just by typing that word, I’m raising a lot of red flags and pushing a lot of proverbial buttons. There might be people at this very moment who see that word as a thought-terminating cliche, thereby giving them an excuse to completely ignore or discount anything I say after this sentence.

Please resist that urge. The well-being of the human race needs you to be slightly more self-aware.

Because fascism is a serious topic of discussion. This isn’t some buzzword meant to generate clickbait. Fascism is directly responsible for the deaths and suffering of millions of people. Yet people throw that label around nothing more than a blanket term for “politics/ideology I don’t like.”

Again, please stop doing that. Please resist the urge to do that. You’re spitting on the mass graves of millions of people by doing that.

But given the current political situation in many modern nations, fascism is a growing issue. I’ve even seen it here in my home country, the United States of America. There are people I know who actively support turning our government into a fascist system. They may not call it that, but it fits the criteria. They may not know/care about that criteria, but everyone else should.

Because fascism is a threat to you, your family, and everything you hold dear. You can’t beat it by “owning” fascists in an online debate. You can only beat by actively resisting it. But how do you know if what you’re dealing with is actually fascist and not some generic thought-terminating cliche?

Thankfully, people far smarter than us have actually thought about this and done the necessary work. The following criteria was submitted back in 1995 and to date, it’s one of the most comprehensive lists for defining fascism. There may be others, but this is the most straightforward. What follows is a simple excerpt from Wikipedia:

  1. The cult of tradition“, characterized by cultural syncretism, even at the risk of internal contradiction. When all truth has already been revealed by tradition, no new learning can occur, only further interpretation and refinement.
  2. The rejection of modernism“, which views the rationalistic development of Western culture since the Enlightenment as a descent into depravity. Eco distinguishes this from a rejection of superficial technological advancement, as many fascist regimes cite their industrial potency as proof of the vitality of their system.
  3. The cult of action for action’s sake“, which dictates that action is of value in itself and should be taken without intellectual reflection. This, says Eco, is connected with anti-intellectualism and irrationalism, and often manifests in attacks on modern culture and science.
  4. Disagreement is treason” – fascism devalues intellectual discourse and critical reasoning as barriers to action, as well as out of fear that such analysis will expose the contradictions embodied in a syncretistic faith.
  5. Fear of difference“, which fascism seeks to exploit and exacerbate, often in the form of racism or an appeal against foreigners and immigrants.
  6. Appeal to a frustrated middle class“, fearing economic pressure from the demands and aspirations of lower social groups.
  7. Obsession with a plot” and the hyping-up of an enemy threat. This often combines an appeal to xenophobia with a fear of disloyalty and sabotage from marginalized groups living within the society (such as the German elite’s “fear” of the 1930s Jewish populace’s businesses and well-doings; see also antisemitism). Eco also cites Pat Robertson‘s book The New World Order as a prominent example of a plot obsession.
  8. Fascist societies rhetorically cast their enemies as “at the same time too strong and too weak“. On the one hand, fascists play up the power of certain disfavored elites to encourage in their followers a sense of grievance and humiliation. On the other hand, fascist leaders point to the decadence of those elites as proof of their ultimate feebleness in the face of an overwhelming popular will.
  9. Pacifism is trafficking with the enemy” because “life is permanent warfare” – there must always be an enemy to fight. Both fascist Germany under Hitler and Italy under Mussolini worked first to organize and clean up their respective countries and then build the war machines that they later intended to and did use, despite Germany being under restrictions of the Versailles treaty to not build a military force. This principle leads to a fundamental contradiction within fascism: the incompatibility of ultimate triumph with perpetual war.
  10. Contempt for the weak“, which is uncomfortably married to a chauvinistic popular elitism, in which every member of society is superior to outsiders by virtue of belonging to the in-group. Eco sees in these attitudes the root of a deep tension in the fundamentally hierarchical structure of fascist polities, as they encourage leaders to despise their underlings, up to the ultimate leader, who holds the whole country in contempt for having allowed him to overtake it by force.
  11. Everybody is educated to become a hero“, which leads to the embrace of a cult of death. As Eco observes, “[t]he Ur-Fascist hero is impatient to die. In his impatience, he more frequently sends other people to death.”
  12. Machismo“, which sublimates the difficult work of permanent war and heroism into the sexual sphere. Fascists thus hold “both disdain for women and intolerance and condemnation of nonstandard sexual habits, from chastity to homosexuality”.
  13. Selective populism” – the people, conceived monolithically, have a common will, distinct from and superior to the viewpoint of any individual. As no mass of people can ever be truly unanimous, the leader holds himself out as the interpreter of the popular will (though truly he alone dictates it). Fascists use this concept to delegitimize democratic institutions they accuse of “no longer represent[ing] the voice of the people”.
  14. Newspeak” – fascism employs and promotes an impoverished vocabulary to limit critical reasoning.

Having laid out these points, I urge everyone to take a step back and look at the current political situation in their surrounding area. Take a look at your own politics while you’re at it. Be brutally honest with yourself. Be mindful of what these ideas mean to people who aren’t you and are in a more vulnerable position.

How fascist are your ideals?

How fascist are your politics?

How fascist are your general perspectives on the world?

They may not fit every criterion. They may not even fit half. But how comfortable are you with them fitting more than one? And would you be willing to re-evaluate these principles?

Because one day, you might find yourself in a society where fascism is taking hold. It rarely happens all at once. It also cloaks itself in other labels, be they political slogans or social movements. But try and look beyond the terms. Look instead at the ideas and actions. If it meets a few too many criteria, then you have a choice to make.

If it’s not too late, then you can choose to oppose this distressing trend. Just remember that if you don’t make that choice, then eventually it will be made for you.

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Jack’s CreepyPastas: I Work For The Department Of Shadows

This is a video from my YouTube channel, Jack’s World.

This video is CreepyPasta that I wrote and narrated myself about getting a government job for a very “special” department. Enjoy!

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