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Sexy Short Story: Uncut

Here Is The Scientific Reason Men Stick Their Hands Down Their Pants

The following is a sexy short story I wrote after re-reading an old article I wrote about porn stars discussing whether circumcision makes a difference during sex. Now, I’m not trying to make a statement about circumcision or anything like that. This is just a fun sexy story I wrote that was inspired by the topic. Please let me know what you think. Leave a comment below and check out my other stories. Enjoy!


“I don’t get it. Why is circumcision such a big deal for men? Does it really make that much of a difference?”

Those oblivious words came directly from the mouth of Dinah Rossler. Less than a week ago, the topic of men and circumcision came up during a conversation with her long-time girlfriend and current roommate, Kayleen. It wasn’t a typical topic that they often discussed. It only became relevant after she’d learned that her boyfriend, Troy Lane, was not circumcised.

“It’s just a piece of skin,” Kayleen had said. “I know guys make a big deal about their dicks, but it doesn’t seem to stop them. All the guys I’ve been with can still fuck…some better than others.”

She’d said that jokingly and Dinah laughed at it, but she remained both curious and concerned. Even though she’d been sexually active since high school, she didn’t consider herself an expert in male anatomy. She worked for a marketing firm and had barely passed her biology classes. She knew what circumcision was, but she never had a reason to think about it.

It was an unexpected and jarring revelation. She and Troy had only been dating for a few weeks. Having met through mutual friends, their relationship quickly blossomed. They had gone out a couple times and Dinah felt some powerful chemistry with him. He was so energetic, handsome, and sweet. He had the charm of an older man and the physique of a college athlete. Dinah quickly decided that Troy was going to be her lover.

They’d already kissed a few times and copped a few feels. However, they had not had sex. Troy only mentioned that he was uncircumcised a while back when she began sharing details of her dating history, which included only a couple serious relationships and a handful of one-night stands. All the men she’d been with were circumcised. All the men that Kayleen had been with were circumcised, as well. That was about to change.

“So you’re really going to do it? I say go for it, girl!” Kaylee had said upon sharing her plans. “You haven’t been laid in a year. You’re due for a good dose of man meat. Just be mindful of that uncut dick of his!”

Again, her friend had said that jokingly. Again, Dinah laughed at it. Since then, she found herself feeling genuinely anxious. Was there really a difference between a circumcised and uncircumcised penis? Would sex with Troy feel any different?

She’d tried looking up information online. Unfortunately, most of what she found involved porn and medical mishaps. Near as Dinah could tell, circumcision was a common practice that became prevalent for strange reasons. It was seen as such a normal thing, but nobody made much of it. Were it not for Troy, she probably wouldn’t have given it a second thought.

Now, she couldn’t avoid it. She and Troy had already made plans. She’d invited him to spend the night at her apartment while Kayleen was out of town. She didn’t tell him outright that she wanted to have sex with him, but she’d made it obvious, going so far as to say that she walked around naked while her roommate was gone.

Troy got the message. He even arrived early that evening, complete with flowers and those faded jeans that he didn’t mind getting dirty. She matched his less-than-formal style, wearing only a tank-top and shorts.

“Hello, Dinah. You look stunning,” Troy greeted when she answered the door.

“These clothes are dirty and, by far, the cheapest in my wardrobe,” she pointed out with a half-grin.

“I stand by my previous statement,” he said curtly before presenting her with the flowers.

He wasn’t making it easy for her. Between the flowers and that rugged, manly look of his, he was already making her wet. She fought the urge to just jump his bone as soon as he closed the door behind her. Dinah managed to restrain herself, if only to give herself extra time to prepare.

They ended up skipping most of the formalities. She’d ordered take-out, which they ate at the kitchen table. They made small talk, but Dinah noticed Troy admiring her legs a couple of times. She even eyed his pelvis. She was very horny, having endured a year of lonely nights with her vibrator. He was clearly horny too, having seen that glint in the eyes of many men.

Dinah had always been very sexual, by nature. She’d never had a problem being naked, acting sexy, or indulging in some lurid fun. She came from a family that had always been open about sex, but none of that openness ever extended to circumcision. That was about to change.

“Are you ready for this, Dinah?” he asked her upon setting aside his meal.

“If by ready, you mean a personal tour of my room?” Dinah teased.

“Among other intimate areas,” Troy quipped.

“Well, we do have the place to ourselves and I did promise our first sleepover would be special.”

“I remember,” he said. “You even said it in that same, sexy tone.”

“And I am a woman who keeps her promises, last I checked. So…”

Dinah let her words trail off, allowing Troy to fill in any of the lurid details. Before his mind could entertain too many dirty thoughts, she scooted closer to him and pulled him into an intimate kiss. She also threw in plenty of tongue, sending a clear message.

They were going to take their relationship to the next level.

They were going to have sex tonight.

“Follow me,” she whispered in between the heated kissing.

Taking his hand in hers, Dinah rose up with him from the kitchen table and led her across the mid-sized apartment to her bedroom. They kissed and groped one another every step of the way, so much so they stumbled a few times, leading to some playful laughter. That worked to her advantage because it hid the nervousness surrounding her first uncircumcised penis.

Upon making it to her bedroom, Troy once again proved he was a gentleman, lifting her up in his powerful arms and carrying her to her queen-sized bed. After setting her down, he took off his black T-shirt and slipped out of his faded jeans, leaving him in a pair of black boxers. It was quite a sight, those bulging abs and manly muscles glowing in the evening twilight.

“Ooh, Troy! I don’t remember this being part of the tour,” Dinah said as she took in his half-naked appearance.

“Want me to put my pants back on?” he offered.

“Hell no!”

Like a giddy teenager on prom night, she embraced him again and invited him to join her in bed. He gladly accepted, kissing her passionately and feeling up her feminine curves, reaching up her tank top at one point.

For a while, they just made out as they’d done a few times before. Unlike before, Dinah didn’t mind her clothes getting disheveled. She didn’t intend to keep them on for much longer. Troy had already become adept in knowing how she liked to be kissed and touched. It wasn’t long before he got her blood flowing in all the right directions. At that point, her clothes became too much a burden.

“I think…I’m overdressed,” Dinah told him in between their fervent kissing.

“Want me to help with that?” Troy offered, as though it were the most mannerly thing he could offer.

“Please,” she replied.

He gladly obliged, relieving her of her tank top, which had become hopelessly wrinkled. He did the same with her shorts, elevating her hips and sliding them off her shapely legs. In doing so, she revealed that she hadn’t bothered with a bra or panties.

“What a beautiful sight,” Troy said, smiling at the sight of her naked body.

“Well, I did say the tour would be personal,” she teased with a deep, seductive voice.

He didn’t need much tempting. He eagerly explored her body, kissing down her neck, fondling her breasts, and squeezing her hips with the utmost care. It evoked sharp gasps that helped intensify her arousal, sending Dinah deeper into a daze of lust. She hoped it would make the next part of their sex easier.

While she would’ve preferred to bide her time in that state, Troy’s skilled foreplay stepped up her timetables. As he buried his face between her breasts, he slipped his hand between her thighs and fondled her pussy. A sharp surge of hot sensations followed, filling the room with more sensual gasps.

“Ooh Troy!” Dinah moaned. “Your hand…so skilled.”

Already, Troy set the bar high, in terms of knowing his way around his lover’s body. He showed much more tact and care than most men she’d been with. He seemed to understand how female genitalia worked, a feat few men could boast with a straight face. The way he fingered, fondled, and caressed her most intimate areas was so thorough. He almost brought her to orgasm.

At that point, Dinah came to an important realization. She couldn’t keep stalling. Troy just showed that he was unafraid and well-versed in the features of the female body. It was only fair that she show a similar willingness for the male body, even if it meant venturing into uncharted territory.

“Troy…I’m so hot for you,” she said, already breathless.

“I can tell,” Troy replied curtly.

“You’re also overdressed. I can help with that too!”

If she harbored any reservations about seeing an uncircumcised penis before, they were long gone by now. Troy had rendered her so hot, horny, and impassioned that she didn’t dare hesitate. Dinah wanted him that bad.

Following her escalating desires, she drew him into a strong embrace and shifted their bodies so that she was now the one on top. Troy offered no resistance. He even used it as an opportunity to fondle her butt and admire her nude form under the twilight beaming in from the windows. He clearly wanted her too. The bulge in his underwear made that abundantly clear.

“Guess it’s time,” Dinah said under her breath.

Like she’d done with her previous lovers, she channeled her sensual side, kissing down his unshaven face and trailing her lips down the masculine contours of his upper body. His light gasps of approval helped guide her.

“Your lips…so soft,” Troy said, already short of breath.

His heavy breathing and rapid heartbeat conveyed plenty of desire. Under any other circumstance, Dinah would’ve torn off his underwear and jumped on his cock. She opted to take it slow, gradually working her way down his abdomen and waist. Finally, she reached his boxers and the large bulge it contained. There was no more delaying it.

“Let’s give your little friend some fresh air,” Dinah said seductively.

Troy eagerly elevated his hips so that she could get them off. In doing so, she got her first up-close look at an uncircumcised penis.

She tried not to react too strongly. The last thing she wanted to do was kill the mood. There was still no getting around it. She’d never seen or touched an uncut penis. It was almost like the first time she got intimate with a man, having to learn the workings of the opposite sex.

It helped that Troy was both aroused and well-endowed. Dinah had seen enough male genitalia to know when a man was above average in that respect. It wasn’t the biggest she’d ever seen, but it was big enough to keep the sexual energy flowing.

“Troy…so big,” Dinah said, maintaining her seductive tone.

“Go on,” Troy said, “have a taste.”

She usually didn’t need much prompting to enjoy an inviting hunk of manly flesh. She still took her time, lightly grasping his erect member with both hands and stroking it lightly. Almost immediately, she noticed a difference.

“Mmm…this is unique,” she said to herself.

It was a lot easier. The presence of the foreskin helped with her intimate touching, acting as a natural sleeve for her to keep the blood flowing. It was almost as if that bit of skin was supposed to be there. More content gasps from Troy only affirmed that.

Then, she gave the tip a soft lick. That was when she noticed another important difference. It was more sensitive and moist, so much so that the touch of her tongue made it tense with more arousal. At first, she thought she’d been too direct. A moan of approval from Troy reassured her.

“Ooh yeah! That’s it! That feels so good!” he told her.

Intrigued, and now genuinely curious, Dinah proceeded to give him oral sex. With her soft lips, she suckled on his member while steadily stroking him off. Once the novelty of him being uncircumcised wore off, she quickly settled into her usual lustful state. However, more differences emerged, along with unexpected and welcome benefits.

“Mmm…nice and through. I love it!” Troy moaned, running his fingers through her hair as she sucked him.

As good as she was as blowjobs, Dinah knew she wasn’t that good. With her previous lovers, all of them being circumcised, she often had to suck harder to get such a strong reaction. She didn’t have to do nearly as much with Troy. Between the gliding action of his foreskin and the extra sensitivity of the tip, she could give him the same quality of oral sex without straining her jaw muscles.

Encouraged, she stepped up her efforts, mixing things up a bit and getting a better feel for his uncut manhood. The more she did, the more the benefits showed. She didn’t have to be overly elaborate to please him orally. She just had to make use of the extra flesh and let basic lust do the rest. The expression on his face, frequently tensing with pleasure and contentment, told her much of what she needed to know about handling an uncircumcised cock.

As she felt his manhood throb and tense under her grip, her former uncertainty turned into genuine excitement. If oral sex was that much easier with an uncircumcised penis, then what did it mean for full-blown penetration? Would she notice the difference? Would it be so noticeable that she could never go back to circumcised cocks? There was only one way to find out.

“Troy…I want you inside me,” she said after giving his manhood an extra-thorough lick.

“I want it too, Dinah. I want to so fucking bad!” said Troy.

Now with shared urgency, Dinah prepared for the ultimate test for an uncircumcised penis. She released her grip on his shaft, crawled back on top of him, and mounted him in a standard cowgirl position, straddling his hips and aligning her pelvis with his rigid member. He aided her, grabbing hold of her waist and guiding her until she felt the tip rub against her outer folds.

“My first uncircumcised cock…here goes,” Dinah said to herself.

With the same tact she’d used while giving him oral sex, she guided Troy’s manhood into her depths. The hot sensations of manly flesh penetrating feminine depths quickly followed. She knew those feelings well, but she quickly felt something else with Troy…something that once again changed her understanding of male anatomy.

“Oohhh fuck!” she exclaimed.

She reacted more intensely than she’d expected. Even Troy seemed surprised, laughing somewhat as his length filled her depths. It wasn’t as overwhelming as when she lost her virginity, but it was still a different feeling…one more enjoyable than she ever could’ve expected.

There was noticeably more friction, his uncut manhood stimulating more areas inside her than usual. Even men with bigger dicks didn’t hit that many nerves. With all the extra friction, it felt a lot smoother, the presence of the foreskin meshing perfectly with her inner folds. It was almost as though nature had intended intercourse to be that smooth. It made too much sense.

“Dinah…you okay?” Troy asked her.

“Yes! This…this is great!” she said, sounding overly cheery. “Lay back, handsome. Let me ride this beautiful cock.”

“Ride away, beautiful!”

After processing the initial feeling, more familiar instincts took over. Dinah grabbed hold of her lover’s waist, digging her nails into his chiseled manly flesh, and began rocking her hips. Again, there was a noticeable difference. The way his penis slithered inside her vagina was so natural. It was akin to riding a well-oiled piston instead of the tip of a rod. That small bit of skin made a huge world of difference.

“Wow!” Dinah exclaimed. “So good! Your dick…feels so good!”

“Damn, Dinah! You are one…sexy lady!” Troy said through heavy grunts.

Along with that unique feeling came more stimulation. With that stimulation came more hot sensations. Dinah had a tendency to get a little rough when she got to be on top, but that wasn’t necessary with Troy. A simple, steady rhythm was enough to bring them both the intimate pleasure they sought.

Back and forth, she moved her body in a succession of sensual motions, establishing a sexual rhythm that worked his rigid manhood inside her moist womanhood. That intimate union of flesh triggered an outburst of stronger feelings, blending passion with action. As Troy’s body rocked with his, he eagerly explored her naked body with both hands, fondling her bounding breasts and feeling up her feminine curves. It further supplemented an increasingly profound feeling.

It wasn’t just about her and Troy making love for the first time.

It wasn’t even about her having sex with her first uncircumcised man.

Dinah thought she understood sex, intimacy, and basic human anatomy. The idea that something like the presence or absence of foreskin could make such a difference had an impact. Suddenly, there was a world of sensations that she’d never known. It was a world that all circumcised men she’d slept with could never know. Something about that resonated with her. It also gave Troy a special place in her world.

“Troy…my first intact man,” she said to herself as she rode him.

From that moment forward, Dinah ceased being careful and let her passions guide her. She kept riding her lover’s uncut dick, pawing his upper body as they moved together in a heated dance of decadence. That unique union of flesh, his hardened manhood perfectly complementing her moist womanhood, evoked a steady stream of blissful feelings.

Within that sensual rhythm, she explored with Troy their tastes. She leaned back and put on a sexy spectacle, giving him a better view of her bouncing breasts, which he lovingly fondled. He also rose up and pulled her into a deeper embrace, allowing their lips and tongues to become more acquainted. They varied between fast, fervent bursts and slow, steady motions, drawing out the feeling and maximizing the passion.

Troy demonstrated impressive stamina. She didn’t know if that was another benefit of circumcision or if he was just that adept at pacing himself so that his lover could enjoy the experience. It didn’t matter because Dinah soon found herself on the brink of orgasm. In yet another sign that she had entered uncharted territory in her understanding of sex, she ascended towards that peak faster than she’d anticipated.

“Troy! Ooh Troy! I’m close, baby! I’m so…so close!” Dinah panted, now squeezing his hands in hers as she rode him harder.

“Me…me too, Dinah,” Troy grunted. “Please…ladies first.”

“What a man! What a…wonderful man!”

All reservations and hindrances faded.

Every sensation and feeling escalated.

What began as an anxious and uncertain curiosity was about to culminate.

That hard, well-oiled piston of a cock did what nature had intended from the get-go. With a few more skilled gyrations, Dinah achieved orgasm. She made it a point to interlock her fingers with Troy’s, holding them tight and moaning extra-loud to let him know how much he’d done for her.

“Oohhh yes!” she exclaimed.

It got the point across. Even if it hadn’t, the hot throbbing of her inner muscles in conjunction with her release made it clear. The young woman closed her eyes and arched her back, soaking in every last sensation as her body shuddered under the weight of the pleasure. She barely even noticed Troy getting in a few more thrusts to send himself over the edge as well.

“Dinah!” he cried out upon achieving his release.

Their respective moans and grunts complemented one another, echoing throughout her bedroom in perfect harmony. For a moment, they just clung to one another, gasping for air as the intimate act culminated.

It felt so good. It wasn’t the most elaborate sex act Dinah had ever done, nor was it the most exhaustive. However, what she’d done with Troy dramatically changed the context of those previous act. It was as though she’d been doing something with only a half-functioning tool all her life. Now, after finally experiencing an unaltered penis, her intimate world felt much bigger.

The extent of that world remained unclear, yet full of potential. Dinah was already looking forward to exploring it with Troy, although at the moment, she needed to catch her breath. As the afterglow set in, she rose up off his member and collapsed atop her lover’s body.

“Wow! That was…wow,” Dinah said, now resting her head on his chest.

“I’ll say!” said Troy. “Are you always this…enthusiastic?”

“No. I’m not,” she replied without hesitation. “I guess you’re just…that special.”

“Really? It had nothing to do with me being your first uncircumcised lover?”

Through the afterglow, she looked up at her smirking lover. Had she been that obvious? Was what she just experienced a typical reaction for a woman who didn’t know the joys of an uncut penis? Had Troy not looked so cute – on top of his loving arms remaining draped around her, as well – she might have been upset. Instead, she just smiled and cuddled closer with her lover.

“You’re a special guy, Troy…a guy who I’m glad to call my lover,” she told him. “As for you being my first uncut man…well, let’s just say I have a new appreciation for the male body!”

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Sexy Short Story: The Workout

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The following is a sexy short story I wrote a while back after working out at the gym. I know it has been a while since I posted a sexy short story. I hope there’s still an audience for them. Please let me know what you think. Leave a comment below and check out my other stories. Enjoy!


“How do you do it? How do you find the time and energy for all this?”

Kelly Lowell got asked that question often and for good reason. Once people learned about her career aspirations, her workload, and her day-to-day schedule, they looked at her as though she were crazy. Even her closest family members thought her ambitions were excessive.

They weren’t wrong, either. Since high school, Kelly had pursued a career in sports medicine. Her father was a former Olympian. Her two younger brothers were aspiring athletes. She tried to be an athlete too, but a fateful injury during a field hockey game in junior high school sent her down another path. In some respects, that path was more rigorous than that of any athlete.

Kelly’s weekly schedule read like a case study for obsessive overachievers. She was a full-time college sophomore taking on a full-time course load. She was a pre-med student pursuing two majors, one in biology and one in pharmacology. She also interned with the university’s athletic department, working closely with the medical staff to gain the skills and knowledge necessary to help her build a career sports medicine.

On top of those jobs, she worked part time at a local gym. Even with loans and scholarships, she needed extra money for textbooks and tuition. Kelly often joked that her day ended and began at sunrise, but for those closest to her, it was no laughing matter.

“I’m worried about you, Kelly,” they would tell her. “You work too hard, but act like it’s no big deal. That’s not healthy.”

She acknowledged and appreciated their concerns. She went to great lengths to reassure her friends and family that she could handle her workload. She always did so with a smile and an energy that shouldn’t have been possible for someone with her schedule.

Kelly suspected that made them even more concerned. Telling them she could manage her workload helped, but telling them with a beaming smile and boundless energy often left them more confused. However, part of that was her fault because she left out a few key details, one of which was about to play out.

“Five a.m. sharp,” said Kelly as she checked her phone. “Right on schedule.”

Sitting behind the front desk of the gym she worked at, she smiled as she checked her phone. That, in and of itself, was an accomplishment.

It was the middle of the week.

It was still pitch-black outside.

It was freezing cold.

The gym wasn’t supposed to open for another half-hour, but Kelly always came in early. She sacrificed a chunk of what little sleep she got to unlock the doors and turn on the lights. She didn’t get paid extra for it, either. However, she was still compensated in a very meaningful way.

“I’m ready when you’re ready, Kelly,” came a deep, masculine voice from the main workout area.

Her smile widened. That voice belonged to Alexander Braxton, an aspiring bodybuilder who worked just as hard she did in pursuit of his dream. He was the reason why she went behind her boss’ back to open the gym early. He was also the one who helped fuel that energy that gave her such passion and drive.

“I’ll be right there,” Kelly called out from the front desk.

She got up from the desk, walked up to the front entrance, and locked it to make sure nobody else entered. At this early hour, only the greatest overachievers dared to hit the gym. By that standard, she and Alex definitely qualified.

After turning off the front lights, she entered the main workout area through the double doors next to the front desk. The gym was large and spacious, stocked with every amenity an athlete needed. Alex made good use of every piece of equipment, but for someone as ambitious as him, free-weights and treadmills only went so far. Kelly understood that more than most.

With the doors behind her closed, she approached the tall, hulking man standing just in front of the weight bench. She could tell he’d just completed his warm-up. He had already worked up a light layer of sweat. It filled the immediate area with his intense, masculine musk. Her morning cup of coffee hadn’t entirely woken her up, but she was certainly alert now.

“And just like that, I’m ready to work harder…among other things,” Kelly said under her breath.

Just being near him got her heart racing for all the right reasons. Even by amateur bodybuilding standards, Alex was an incredible testament to the male physique. His arms were more muscular than most men’s legs. His legs were bigger than most men’s torso. While some men bragged about six-pack abs, Alex could boast an eight-pack and then some. His every muscle was so toned and chiseled, like a work of art from a master artist.

They were not overly bulky. They were not the product of steroids, either. Such a strong, masculine figure could only come from dedicated work and relentless drive. Kelly, being pre-med and having accomplished athletes in her family, knew the difference. That was how she and Alex had connected when she first arrived at college. That connection eventually evolved into something much deeper.

“The regional bodybuilding finals are next week,” Alex said to her with folded arms.

“My mid-terms are in four days,” she replied.

“I haven’t forgotten,” he said with a knowing grin. “Just letting you know I need this as much as you.”

“I don’t doubt that for a second.”

“You still doubt me?”

“Not at all,” Kelly said in a seductive, yet serious demeanor, “but I know you, Alex. I know you as much as well as you know me. People who are as driven as us…we never stop proving ourselves.”

True to that effort, Kelly made the first move. She stripped out of her clothes, removing her tank top and sweatpants. She hadn’t bother with underwear that morning. She never did when she met up with Alex. It only got in the way.

Now, fully naked and very much alert, she stood before the muscular man. With a seductive gaze, she dared him to match her energy. Alex, being both competitive and determined, never failed to measure up.

“I just love how you go about proving yourself,” he said as he admired her nude form.

“Some people need coaching. Some need meditation. You and me…well, we have our preferred methods,” Kelly replied.

“That, we do.”

With the same focus as her, Alex stripped out of his workout clothes. He couldn’t get out of his shirt, shoes, and shorts fast enough. Even under the gym’s poor fluorescent lighting, seeing him in all his glory was a sight to behold at any hour. The muscles his clothes didn’t cover were impressive enough. Seeing everything, including an endowment worthy of his stature, further raised the bar.

“Since we both need this, I’ll be thorough,” Alex told her.

“So will I,” said Kelly.

They both spoke with the determination, dedication, and drive that only a select few could boast. Adding intense sexual arousal to the mix only intensified the mood. Like every other aspiration, Kelly pursued it to the utmost and beyond.

Like a couple of caged animals in heat, she and Alex unleashed their unique passions on one another. Again, she made the first move. She jumped up into his powerful arms, threw her legs around her waist, and latched onto his powerful shoulders. Alex caught her and held her up with ease, grabbing a firm hold of her butt with both hands. The second she felt his naked skin touch hers, the next ambitious push began.

“Your turn to prove yourself,” she whispered into his ear. “Go on. Do it as only you can.”

It wasn’t a dare.

It wasn’t a request, either.

It was a catalyst…a very effective catalyst.

Locked in his arms, clinging to his muscular body, Kelly caressed his unshaven face and saw the fire ignite in his eyes. Every athlete needed that special spark to put them in that special zone. She could tell by his gaze and his touch that he was already there.

“As only I can,” Alex said with a determined tone.

He put those bulging muscles of his to use. With determination worthy of a future champion, he kissed her hard on the lips and laid her down on the weight bench. From there, their special brand of foreplay unfolded.

Alex was so energetic and focused, feeling and caressing his way around her naked body. He knew where and how to apply the passion. He traced his hand up her thigh, skillfully kneaded her breasts, and used extra tongue when kissing her. He made sure to maintain intimate body contact every step of the way, allowing his masculine sinews to press against her feminine flesh. That got her in the zone too and not just in terms of arousal.

Kelly was already wet and ready for more. Alex quickly caught up. She could feel the tip of this throbbing erection press against her thighs. However, as any athlete knew, a warm-up was just as important as the workout. To keep pushing themselves as hard as they did, they couldn’t skip those critical steps.

True to his word, Alex was thorough. He left few parts of her naked skin untouched or uncaressed. When their lips finally parted, she made it clear that she was done with the warm-up.

“I’m ready,” he said intently.

“So am I,” said Kelly.

Needing no further motivation, Alex took the initiative.

He rose into an upright position, grabbed hold of her thighs, and spread her legs apart. Kelly remained flat on her back, holding onto the heavy bar bell hanging right above her, which still had traces of his sweat on it. She kept urging him on with her gaze, watching as he aligned his erect manhood with her wet entrance. Once in position, he delivered a thrust worthy of his imposing stature and entered her.

“Ohhh yes!” Kelly cried out. “This…needed this…more than I thought.”

“Mmm…me too,” Alex said with a determined grunt.

He wasted no time establishing a sexual rhythm. The man humped her the same way he pumped iron. Like the rest of his rigorous workouts, he did motion with perfect form and fervor. Her body rocked in accord with his. His hard, throbbing cock pumped smoothly and rapidly within her womanhood. Hot flesh meshed with hot flesh, slithering and stimulating every intimate area at every step of the way.

Powerful grunts and groans filled the empty gym. However, these were not the sounds of strain. It wasn’t just ecstasy, either. As Kelly locked eyes with Alex, matching the fire in his eyes every step of the way, she felt the true impact of this feeling.

“Alex…so strong,” she said.

“Kelly…even stronger,” he said.

He leaned over and kissed her, but still maintained the vigorous pace of their sex. She eagerly kissed back, matching both the energy and passion he put into this profound act.

It never ceased to amaze her. No matter how often they did it, the power of this uniquely intimate feeling filled her with a special kind of fulfillment. It was a special kind of sex, one born from the distinct drive and ambition that she and Alex shared. Kelly had enjoyed her share of sex with previous lovers, but that was all it had ever been.

For a time, sex was either a distraction or afterthought. Then, in a perfect convergence of fate and luck, her path crossed with Alex. With him, she found a new kind of strength. She uncovered a side of herself that changed her idea of what she could achieve and how hard she could push herself. It became instrumental in handling her extensive workload. It also became an integral part of Alex’s training.

The fact it made for incredibly hot sex in the early hours of the morning wasn’t lost on her either. It wasn’t an afterthought, but it was a hell of a bonus. Through Alex’s skilled, thorough humping, he brought her on the cusp of orgasm. She tried not to make it that easy for him, but when the sex was this good, that was too much work, even for her.

“Yes! Ooh yes! I’m close…so close!” Kelly said through labored pants.

His focus didn’t waiver for a second. He stepped up the pace, thrusting harder and faster to give her that extra push she so loved. When the feeling hit, she didn’t hold back. She clung to the bar bell, curled her toes, and arched her lower back as that special feeling washed over her.

“You got what you needed…and then some,” Alex said.

Kelly barely heard him. She tended to be very vocal during sex. It was one of the reasons they had to do it in an empty gym at the crack of dawn, but it was hardly the biggest.

Alex temporarily slowed the pace of his rhythmic thrusting, giving her time and space to soak in the feeling. He knew how important that feeling was to her. It went beyond good sex and good workouts. It was part of that distinct drive that fueled her lofty ambitions. He had that drive too. As such, he also knew that she was not the kind of girl to make someone else do all the work.

“Now, it’s your turn!” Kelly told him.

His intense focus finally broke. He cracked a smile and she smiled back. She was still catching her breath, her mind and body flooded with orgasmic sensations. That had never stopped her from doing her part as thoroughly as he did his.

“Do what you need to do,” Alex said, his smile and his tone daring her to keep pushing.

As always, Kelly rose to the occasion. She channeled more of that unique strength, grabbing the hulking man’s toned shoulders and repositioning their bodies. It started with a heated kiss, but ended with Alex lying on the bench press, flat on his back. Now, Kelly was the one on top, straddling his waist with his still-erect cock aching for her intimate warmth.

It happened so fast, like a reflex they had trained. It was a testament to just how adept they’d become at tapping this powerful source of intimate strength. She made good use of that strength, grabbing hold of his waist and plunging her hips downward, driving his manhood up into her womanhood.

“My turn, indeed,” said Alex, still grinning as he admired her naked body.

“Don’t get too relaxed,” said Kelly seductively. “The workout has just begun!”

From there, she began riding him.

She rode him hard and fast.

She rode him as hard as he’d humped her.

He showed off his strength. Now, she showed off hers. She was every bit as thorough and fervent, working her hips and rocking her body in a focused outburst of energy. She watched his rugged expression become awash in bliss. He still kept doing his part, exploring her upper body with his powerful hands, giving extra attention to her breasts and butt. He tried to supplement her movements, but she made sure they weren’t necessary to get the job done.

“Harder…faster…stronger,” Kelly panted as she rode him.

She kept repeating it like a mantra, as if to engrain that mentality into his brain and hers. An aspiring bodybuilder needed more motivation than most. The same went for aspiring doctors specializing in athletes. When it took the form of great sex, it was incredibly effective.

Kelly still pushed herself as hard a she pushed her lover. She kept riding Alex’s cock, guiding him towards his ultimate peak. He didn’t make it easy on her. She could tell by his determined look that he wanted to hold out. It was his way of going the extra mile. She didn’t mind the challenge. Like everything else in her life, she embraced it. That only made the final victory more rewarding.

“Almost…there!” Alex grunted. “I’m really…really close!”

Kelly didn’t dare lose focus. She worked her hips harder, grabbing onto his shoulders while he squeezed her butt in anticipation. With her eyes, she made it clear that he’d pushed hard enough. He had earned his prize, just as she’d earned hers.

“Come! You’ve proven yourself,” she told him.

That fateful affirmation did the trick. At that moment, Alex came.

He was every bit as vocal as her, closing his eyes and flexing all the necessary muscles to enjoy his release. Kelly finally broke focus to enjoy the spectacle. Still holding onto his shoulders, she smiled and enjoyed the fruits of her intensive labor.

Alex clearly enjoyed it more. She felt the bulky muscles of his lower body tense and contract in accord with his climax. Within her hot depths, a potent mix of fluids gave form and substance to this powerful feeling. It was intense, intimate, and pleasurable to the utmost. Even for the high bar that she and Alex set, it was another triumph.

“You’re going to succeed next week,” Kelly said to him.

“So will you,” he said, still breathless.

“We work so hard. We push ourselves beyond our limits,” she said, “but when we have something like this…”

Her words trailed off. Alex opened his eyes, rose up, and wrapped him in his muscular arms. Within that sweaty, naked embrace, the breadth of their strength and drive once again revealed itself.

“Like this,” Alex said, “this isn’t just what drive us…or motivates us.

“Then, what is it?” she asked.

“A reminder,” he said, “a reminder of how much further we can go.”

He kissed her. Any shred of doubt or reservation melted away. It was all so clear. Great sex with a wonderful man who shared her ambition was profound, but only covered part of the feeling.

Thinking back to everyone who’d ever asked where she got the energy, the answer became clear. All that work, sacrifice, and struggle took a special kind of strength. In this moment, between her and her lover, she remembered that she was strong enough and so was he. In terms of reminders, they needed it. The fact it felt so good ensured they wouldn’t forget anytime soon.

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Jack Fisher’s Sexy Sunday Thoughts: New Years 2021 Edition

It’s official now! We made it through another year. After making it through 2020, this might not seem like quite as great a feat. At the same time, this year still came with plenty of unique challenges, some of which aren’t completely resolved. That doesn’t mean we failed. It just means there’s more work to be done.

Despite these frustrating circumstances, I hope everyone had a wonderful New Year’s celebration. Whether it involved a small gathering with friends and family or just a night to yourself with a bottle of cheap champagne, there was plenty of reasons to celebrate. Making it another year in this crazy world, especially after the events of the past two years, is quite a feat.

Now, as we head into 2022, we can look forward to achieving even more. It may seem daunting, but that’s exactly why we shouldn’t shy away from the challenge. Each year is another opportunity to learn, grow, and adapt to an ever-changing world. Sometimes those changes can be pretty harsh, but that only serves to make us stronger in the long run.

It also gives us a better appreciation for everything we hold deer. From the lives we build to the friends we make to the family we cherish, making it through another year helps give us perspective. We need that every now and then to see the bigger picture of our lives and the world around us. It’s often as reassuring as it is necessary.

So, on this first day of 2022, I hope everyone finds a way to celebrate and appreciate this new year in whatever way they see fit. Here’s to making this year better than each one that came before it. As one final gift, here are some Sexy Sunday Thoughts to get us going on the right foot for 2022. Enjoy!


“The difference between flirtation and seduction is how intentional an erection ends up being.”

The Art of Flirting: How to flirt with your long term relationship partner

“Does receiving oral sex from a cannibal counts as thrill sex?”

Beautiful Woman Eating Banana Stock Video Footage | Royalty Free Beautiful  Woman Eating Banana Videos | Pond5

“If you’re attractive and willing to get naked, you can make any activity seem sexy.”

THE MARRIAGE BETWEEN PLUMBING AND MARRIAGE: How to be a hyper-loyal  newly-wed plumber. - The Fake Journal

“True love is genuinely wanting to give your lover an orgasm and make them breakfast the next morning.”

How to Perfect Your Orgasm Face and Make Them Want More of You

“Like it or not, a non-insignificant part of the population was conceived during an orgy.”

Eyes Wide Shut Ritual - YouTube

“If someone’s bucket list has a lot of depraved sex acts, then you can usually assume they’re a bit repressed.”

Meet the College Professor Who Moonlights as a Dominatrix

“A man sharing his porn stash with his lover should count as a romantic gesture.”

Michigan Man Sues Parents Who Threw Out His $29,000 Porn Collection

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Jack Fisher’s Sexy Sunday Thoughts: Christmas 2021 Edition

I hope everyone had a wonderful Christmas the other day. I certainly did. There were gifts exchanged, feasts enjoyed, and plenty of wonderful moments between family and friends. It was beautiful, festive, and memorable for all the right reasons. To my wonderful family, I thank you once more for making this another great Christmas.

Whatever you did to celebrate, be it small or large in scale, I hope it was just as great. Whether it was getting the best present you could’ve asked for or just sharing a large meal with the family, I hope you did something special. After this past year, we needed that, albeit for reasons not too different from what we faced in 2020.

I know the news in recent weeks has been less than ideal. I also know that next year is already looking to be plenty challenging, more so than we’d hoped. We’ll get to those challenges soon enough. For now, let’s just take a step back and appreciate the feeling of having made it through the holidays once more.

Christmas has always been my favorite holiday. It has always been special to me for so many reasons. This year was no exception. Things with my family are constantly evolving. One day, I hope they evolve even more once I meet that special someone. For this year, though, I’m just glad I was able to share it with the people I love.

Even though Christmas is over, there’s still some holiday spirit left to celebrate. To that end, here is one more gift from me to you. It’s my Christmas 2021 edition of my Sexy Sunday Thoughts. Enjoy!


“Anything that causes erections will always have more value than gold in the long run.”

Why Do Guys Press Their Boners Against You? (27+ Embarrassing Secrets) -  Her Norm

“Every birthday party is an indirect celebration of your parents’ orgasms.”

24 Snazzy [& Grown Up] Adult Birthday Party Ideas

“Nagging is evolution’s way of keeping people from getting too horny.”

5 Truths I Learned about Being a Nagging Wife

“Trying to make sex feel better is like trying to make sugar taste sweeter.”

7 Hot Foreplay Moves Every Couple Should Try - The Trent

“Would you trust a man who claims to be straight, but has a stash of gay porn?”

Man sues parents for throwing away his $29K porn collection

“The fact that idiots have kids is proof that sex is truly fool proof.”

Couple Making Funny Face by Susana Ramírez

“Does the fact that some of us were conceived during the sexual revolution mean it succeeded?”

Look where the sexual revolution is taking us now | The Times

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Jack Fisher’s Sexy Sunday Thoughts: Ugly Christmas Sweater Edition

I love Christmas more than most people. I hope I’ve made that abundantly clear. If I haven’t, then I honestly don’t know how much more I can belabor the point. I love the holidays and all the colorful festivities that come with it. I always have and I try to share that love with others as much as I can.

That said, I didn’t get the appeal of ugly Christmas sweaters for the longest time. I’m also not a big fan of sweaters in general, mostly because the ones I had to wear as a kid were itchy as hell. I can probably count on one hand all the times I’ve willingly worn a sweater on one hand, which is why I really didn’t care for the whole ugly Christmas sweater gimmick.

In recent years, though, that sentiment has changed. Some of that might just be because I’m getting older and my fondness for Christmas has become more refined. However, I think most of that is because I’ve come across plenty of ugly Christmas sweaters that are funny, sexy, or some combination of the two.

These days, ugly Christmas sweaters are very much their own market. You don’t have to look far to find some that are as obscene as they are colorful. Not all of them are inherently sexy, but if your lover is wearing one, then it definitely gains a new appeal.

I’ve never had a girlfriend wear an ugly Christmas sweater for the sake of sex appeal, nor have I worn one for them, but I hope future love interests are open to it. If nothing else, it injects a little humor into the holidays and that can only make the overall experience more enjoyable.

With Christmas just a week away, it’s a good time to dig into the world of ugly Christmas sweaters. See what you can find. See which ones are funny, sexy, or both. Here are some Sexy Sunday Thoughts to get your holiday spirit inspired, among other things. Enjoy!


“True love means making a genuine effort to ensure your lover has as many or more orgasms than you.”

How Orgasm Denial Can Increase Pleasure During Sex

“Is a massage that doesn’t make you horny really a quality massage?”

How COVID-19 Has Affected Massage Therapists and the Future of Their  Industry | Allure

“Someone who loves skin-tight clothing is already half-way towards becoming a nudist.”

Cotton candy

“Is it ironic or fitting that describing orgasms often makes us horny?”

Hair style america capital: Gorgeous Babe with Horny Look HD Wallpaper

“By default, there’s no comfortable way to find out you enjoy being choked during sex.”

Chokebot - YouTube

“Like it or not, the prequel to any family home movie was a porno.”

9,915 Chilling Online Together In Bed Stock Photos, Pictures & Royalty-Free  Images - iStock

“Those who cannot access internet porn probably have a more vivid imagination than those who can.”

Ever Wonder What Women Think During Sex? Well Wonder No More

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Jack Fisher’s Sexy Sunday Thoughts: Heartfelt Holiday Specials Edition

It’s the middle of December and Christmas is just a few weeks away. That means a lot of things for those eager to celebrate, more so for someone like me who takes the holidays very seriously. There are many wonderful traditions that go into making the holidays so festive, but there’s one in particular that I feel is underrated.

It has to do with specific kind of Christmas special. I know that’s timely because, at this point in the month, there’s no shortage of those specials. You don’t have to look far to find one. Every streaming service promotes them and every channel seems to air one every other hour. They’re practically unavoidable.

Now, I love Christmas special. I always have. However, it’s the heartfelt, Hallmark style specials that I find the most enjoyable. I know that’s a little strange coming from a straight man, but considering my long-time love of romance, I think it’s fitting.

I also think the seeds were planted early. When I was young, my parents took me to see “Home Alone.” In addition to being a modern-day Christmas classic, it was also genuinely heartwarming. I distinctly remember grinning widely when I saw that last scene when Kevin embraced his mom.

Movies, shows, and TV specials like that have always had a special place in my heart. They’re also a big part of my standard holiday traditions. I enjoy them alone, but they’re definitely better when you can enjoy them with that special someone. Sure, they can be a bit cheesy and corny, but that’s exactly what makes them so endearing.

It’s the holidays. I think we all need to be a little corny with one another. It’s part of what makes it special. In that spirit, I encourage everyone to enjoy at least one heartfelt holiday special. Try and enjoy it with that special someone. It’ll rouse your Christmas spirit and maybe a few other things if you’re lucky. If you need to get in the right mood for those specials, maybe these Sexy Sunday Thoughts will help. Enjoy!


“No matter how much money or power someone has, their orgasms probably aren’t that different than yours.”

Shared orgasms: how to climax at the same time as your partner

“Sometimes, being sexually compatible requires that you not be too disgusted by your lover’s tastes in porn.”

Why you should consider making her orgasm during foreplay, before sex |  Muscle & Fitness

“Going to great lengths for love sometimes means wearing uncomfortable clothes to make your lover horny.”

30 badass heroines for Halloween costume inspiration | Vogue France

“Expecting monogamy from a sex addict is like expecting table manners from a toddler.”

I confessed to cheating with my wife's best friend but her pal denies it

“Having hot sex in the middle of winter counts as a cost-saving measure for your heating bill.”

3 Reasons to Book an In-home Shoot This Winter — J. Vigil Photo - Oregon  Coast & Montana Wedding Photographer

“There’s a good chance that whoever invented anal bleaching was a horny germaphobe.”

Beautiful skimpy cleaner, Perth

“If too few adults warn teenagers of how horny they’re going to get, then too many teenagers are bound to find out the hard way.”

5 Angsty Teen Movies That Are Too Relatable – Redbox Unscripted

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Jack Fisher’s Sexy Sunday Thoughts: Tender Loving Edition

There’s a time and a place for the rough, raunchy, and crude brand of loving. Whether it’s a sloppy kiss or full-on sex, it has its place in our romantic pallet. It even has its place in the world of romance, including the sexy kind I like to write. It’s raw, but blunt. It gets the point across and there are situations where that works beautifully.

Then, there are the moments that require a tender touch. There’s certainly a time and place for this too, but I feel like it isn’t celebrated quite as much. Some of that is just because it comes off as cliché and corny. I understand that to some extent, but I think that corniness is too shallow a criticism. It also obscures how powerful your lover’s tender touch can be.

Whether it’s a simple romantic moment or a night of passion, the tender kind of loving can be powerful. It adds depths to the intimacy. It compounds the passion of a moment. Even if you think it’s corny, it’s hard to overlook how impactful it can be, especially when you’re lonely, vulnerable, or depressed.

It can be subtle or elaborate, but it’s the sentiment behind those tender gestures that make it so powerful. When you share that kind of tenderness with someone, holding and caressing them with the utmost care, it shows how much you mean to them. It also shows that you’re willing to be gentle, as well as honest with them.

After the past couple years, I hope our collective appreciation of such tender gestures has only grown. As the weather gets colder, I encourage everyone to share some of that tenderness with your lover every chance you get. To et you in the mood, here are some Sexy Sunday Thoughts. Enjoy!


“Monogamy requires a lot of effort, but polygamy requires a lot more energy.”

How To Date Multiple Women At Once

“If you’re not big on hugs, then chances are you won’t be a great stripper.”

Ex-stripper inherits $223,000 from former customer with whom she'd had an  'everlasting friendship' | The Independent | The Independent

“A bachelor party without strippers is like Christmas without presents.”

Bachelor Party Bus | Rent My Party Bus

“Practically speaking, a dating app that caters to sex addicts is not likely to result in lasting relationships.”

Sex Addiction: Why Sex Is A Problem For These 8 Celebrities | HuffPost null

“Sex is the primary reason why we’ve made so many advances in lube.”

How To Use Lube & Have Clean Sex Without Making A Mess

“A drug that makes you less horny can only be so addictive.”

Sexy couple laying on bed stock photo

“You can’t say you’re in love with someone if you’re willing to share your bed, but not help pay their bills.”

Couple In Bed - Stock Photos | Motion Array

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Jack Fisher’s Sexy Sunday Thoughts: Thanksgiving 2021 Edition

By now, I hope everyone has had a wonderful and filling Thanksgiving. If your family is anything like mine, you might still be digesting everything you’ve eaten over the past several days. The deserts alone have really stuck with me, but for all the right reasons. Even if your family prefers to keep things low-key, it’s still a festive feast full of food, family, and football.

Whatever you’ve done to celebrate the holiday, I hope it was both enjoyable and delicious. This year was extra rewarding, mostly because my family could enjoy a more traditional Thanksgiving. By that, I mean we could celebrate without having to plan everything around an ongoing pandemic. Granted, the pandemic still affected things, but not nearly as much as last year.

That only made the turkey, stuffing, potatoes, and pies taste even better. It also made spending time with the people I love even more rewarding. Knowing we’ve navigated this mess for nearly two years just shows how far we’ve come. It also gave us a chance to just step back, set aside all the crap going on in the world, and enjoy a delicious meal together.

For that, I am truly thankful.

One of these years, though, I hope I can find that special someone that I can invite to these Thanksgiving feasts. I would love to share the joys of my family’s festive gatherings. Plus, having that special someone also gives us a sexy way of burning off all the calories. That didn’t happen this year. Maybe next year will be different.

Once again, I hope everyone had a safe and happy Thanksgiving. Now is as good a time as any to burn off those excess calories in the sexiest way possible. Here are some Sexy Sunday Thoughts to get you going. Enjoy!


“Being lazy and wanting a three-way is like being stupid and wanting a PHD.”

Why threesomes are such a common sexual fantasy. –

“Someone with a firm handshake probably gives great hand-jobs.”

Handshake man - women | Man and women shaking hands When usi… | Flickr

“Statistically speaking, there’s a good chance you’ve been kissed on the cheek by someone who gave a blowjob within the last 24 hours.”

274 Lipstick Kiss Cheek Stock Photos, Pictures & Royalty-Free Images -  iStock

“We’ll never know how many times we almost caught our parents having sex.”

Excuses Parents Gave Kids Who Walked In During Sex | POPSUGAR Family

“When you think about it, wet dreams could mean you’re either watching too much porn or not enough.”

Can Girls Have Wet Dreams? They Sure Can — Here's How

“If you have low self-esteem, then dating a dominatrix is a bad idea.”

4 Things I Learned From Dating A Dominatrix | YourTango

“To some extent, orgasms were our first true rating system.”

This is how many couples actually achieve 'shared orgasms' - and how you  can do it - Mirror Online

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Jack Fisher’s Sexy Sunday Thoughts: Kissing With Tongue Edition

Intimacy comes in many forms. Showing love, affection, and passion can involve a great many gestures. It varies from person to person and couple to couple. It depends heavily on your culture, your personality, and even your kinks. Some are genuinely unique in how they share their love with others, even in non-sexual situations.

Then, there are certain gestures that convey a special kind of intimacy. They don’t always cross cultures or customs, but they get the point across. That’s how I feel about kissing that involves lots of tongue.

It may just be a personal preference of mine, but I really enjoy kissing with a lot of tongue. When I was dating my ex-girlfriend, that was something we both enjoyed immensely. It helped that she was very playful when it came to kissing. She was not the one to just give you a peck on the cheek. She really put some extra energy into it.

I know that’s not for everyone, but whenever a little tongue entered the equation, it really made things special. I really came to appreciate it. I still do, even after we broke up. Whenever I see another couple kissing, I think their willingness to use some extra tongue says a lot about the passion they share.

Again, everyone has their own way of sharing intimacy. For me, a little tongue with every kiss goes a long way. If you’re not convinced, try I with your lover. To help, here are some Sexy Sunday Thoughts to get all the right passions flowing. Enjoy!


“Practically speaking, men who do chores should have more sex appeal by default.”

Men Who Do Household Chores Are More Sexually Attractive To Women

“A good lover sometimes means not hesitating to stick your fingers into very specific places.”

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“If you’re not a people person, then an orgy is probably not for you.”

Shy Around Women? Here's How to Fix it | The Modern Man

“Women with big tits will always get away with more than men with big dicks.”

Woman's Life Saved By Her Breast Implants After She Was Shot In The Chest -  GoodTimes: Lifestyle, Food, Travel, Fashion, Weddings, Bollywood, Tech,  Videos & Photos

“Some kids inherently know that they were the byproduct of a quickie.”

A Fast Guide to Quickie Positions and Locations

“Using dating apps while you’re horny is like going to a buffet when you’re hungry.”

Cove Dating App Launches in Phoenix - Fabulous Arizona

“We should all appreciate and honor those who had to test ineffective condoms.”

Japan condom-makers fear anticlimax at Olympics | The Japan Times

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Jack Fisher’s Sexy Sunday Thoughts: Mile High Club Edition

I’m not a big traveler. I never have been too fond of long road trips or drives in general. I did used to enjoy flying, but that process has only gotten less and less convenient over the years for reasons I’m sure most already appreciate. That sentiment only got worse when the COVID-19 pandemic hit.

That said, I do enjoy my regular vacations. I also enjoy getting away for a while, going somewhere far from home and just taking in new experiences. I’ve found that, as I’ve gotten older, I’ve only come to appreciate that even more.

However, there’s one aspect of travel that definitely has an overtly sexual connotation. That would be the so-called “Mile High Club.” For those who have been too sheltered or have just forgotten too much during lockdowns, the mile high club is shorthand for those who have had sex on a plane.

It’s not just a generic porno scenario. This club exists. People really do try to join it. I know people who have. Granted, not every experience is sexy or memorable. I even have one friend who tried and failed with his girlfriend at the time, but it was a disaster.

Like anything involving sex and intimacy, there’s a right and wrong way to do it. I get the sense most don’t know that way or just never get the opportunity. I don’t know if I ever will, but if I ever do meet the love of my life, I’m certainly going to raise the issue. Hopefully, she has an adventurous spirit.

Now that more people are traveling, I suspect the mile high club will be making a comeback over the next few months. If you’re going to try to join it, please be safe and be careful. At the same time, don’t be afraid to be a little bold. To that end, here are some Sexy Sunday Thoughts to inspire those who seek to join this rare and sexy club. Enjoy!


“The race to achieve orgasm is the only race where a tie is ideal.”

This is how many couples actually achieve 'shared orgasms' - and how you  can do it - Mirror Online

“Being strict parent always runs the risk of raising a future dominatrix.”

I Am an International Dominatrix'

“In general, you’re living dangerously by hooking up with someone who has anger issues and loves rough sex.”

Men's Corner: Why Angry Sex Is Better Than Making Love

“The faces we make during orgasm are as close as we’ll ever get to being real-life emojis.”

Orgasm machine to deliver climax at the push of a button | The Independent  | The Independent

“If hypnotism actually worked, then magicians and therapists would get laid more than rock stars.”

Criss Angel wants to transform our reviews of his shows - The Morning Call

“If you’re serious about your health, then wouldn’t it make sense to find doctors sexy?”

Hot guys: Doctor's advice: protect yourself

“Like it or not, some of us exist because of premature ejaculation.”

How to not be awkward in bed during sex - Her World Singapore

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