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Jack Fisher’s Sexy Sunday Thoughts: Smooth Shave Edition

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While I’m a fan of manly beards, I don’t deny that there’s a unique appeal to smoothly-shaven skin. Whether it’s on your face, legs, chest, or genitals, there’s a lot to like about that clean, crisp feeling. Sometimes, that’s a feeling you want to enjoy, both for yourself and for your lover.

I’ve recounted times when I’ve let my hair just grow out. It had its share of appeals. It helped me look more rugged and manly. That was fun, but it became somewhat of a challenge when I wanted to have a more formal look. Over time, I learned that when I shave my face and cut my hair before such occasions, I can look pretty damn sophisticated.

I value that look. Many men feel the same way. Many women have equally strong feelings about a smooth shave, especially when it comes to their legs. This is the time of year when women finally get to show their legs off again. As someone who is very much in favor of women showing off their sexy skin, I definitely value that too.

There are plenty of circumstances in which that rugged, unshaven look works. Those moments can have plenty of sex appeal. The same goes for that smooth-shaven feeling. Both have plenty of potential for sexiness. Both are worth celebrating. This round of my Sexy Sunday Thoughts should help in that effort. Enjoy!


“Technically, a pimp is just a middleman to a pricey orgasm.”


“When you’re horny, your brain often betrays you just after your genitals.”


“If love is ultimate drug, then divorce is the ultimate hangover.”


“Ironically, stupidity is responsible for both increasing and decreasing a population.”


“Falling in love is correlated, but not caused by a willingness to give oral sex.”


“In the right circumstances, make-up sex can be both therapeutic and self-destructive.”


“A man’s porn stash can be just as revealing as a woman’s choice in vibrators.”


Whether you prefer a look that’s rugged or clean-cut, there are a great many ways to be sexy. Hair, wherever it is on your body, can help supplement that sexiness. A cleanly shaven face or cleanly shaven legs offers so much, in terms of intimate touch. As summer approaches, this is as good a time as any to appreciate it.

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Jack Fisher’s Sexy Sunday Thoughts: Mother’s Day 2019 Edition

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Where would we be without our moms? That’s a question with many answers. Practically speaking, none of us would be anywhere without our mothers. They carried us for months on end inside their wombs. They cared for us when we were frail, little infants. It’s impossible to overstate the value and love of mothers.

Now, I know most people don’t like thinking about it, but our mothers wouldn’t be our mothers without having a sexy side. They felt the powerful desire to get frisky and intimate with our fathers. As a result, we were created and we should all hope they made that process fun. Even if we don’t like to pictures our parents getting sexy, I think a part of us hopes our conception was a joyous one.

I’m lucky because I have two awesome parents. I know I’m horribly bias, but my mother is the absolute best. I like to think I got my passionate, sexy side from her. She’s such a loving person who never hesitates to embrace others when they need it. I’ve always felt like I can talk to her about anything, including personal stuff. It’s because of her I feel comfortable discussing sexy issues, be they personal or sensitive.

I know my mother often reads this site so there’s a good chance she’ll read this. To her and every other mother out there, thank you for being so awesome. We exist because of your sexiness. For that, I thank you and dedicate this edition of my Sexy Sunday Thoughts to Mother’s Day 2019. Enjoy!


“In the right situations, oral sex can be both an appetizer and a desert.”


“Logistically speaking, there’s no such thing as an awkward erection with nymphomaniacs.”


“In a perfect world, honesty would get you laid as much as any rock star.”


“Technically, a stripper is a mood stabilizer that can be taken with alcohol.”


“Orgasm were the first anti-depressants and are still the best.”


“Legally, marriage is basically a restraining order for your genitals.”


“If foreplay is an investment in lovemaking, then afterglow is the dividend.”


I hope that made all the wonderful mothers out there feel a little more appreciated, among other things. I also hope it inspires others to honor their mothers in their own special way. I know I said it already, but I’ll say it again. We exist because of our mothers and they’re our mothers because they had a sexy side. If that’s not worth celebrating, I don’t know what is.

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Jack Fisher’s Sexy Sunday Thoughts: Slow And Steady Edition

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There is a time and a place to be bold, adventurous, and daring. That applies equally to both sexy and non-sexy situations. When you’re madly in love with someone and eagerly exploring that love, you’re going to want to push yourself and your passions to make the most of it. That’s a big part of what makes dating and honeymoons so fun.

However, I would argue that those times are brief and infrequent. For pragmatic reasons, they have to be. The body, heart, and mind is only capable of so much. We’re not machines with unlimited energy. Everyone needs to pace themselves, balancing out the desire for excitement with the need for some form of stability.

It’s a challenge, even for those who aren’t in relationships. Within an ongoing romance, though, it’s one of those necessary logistics that good couples figure out. Taking things slow and steady may not sound very sexy, but it absolutely can be when done right. In some cases, it can be even sexier because the passion is draw out and savored rather than vented all at once.

I’ve known couples who are all over the place, doing anything and everything they can to keep the excitement going. It can be great for a while, but they do tend to burn themselves out. The couples I know who take things slow and steady usually last longer. It doesn’t just win races. It makes for great romance. This round of my Sexy Sunday Thoughts is my way of acknowledging that. Enjoy!


“Clumsy foreplay is like cold pizza in that it’s not ideal, but still gets the job done.”


“Quality lovemaking requires skill, but simultaneous orgasm requires teamwork.”


“Better sex is the extra-strength aspirin to a troubled relationship.”


“When you think about it, an orgy is a democratic process for orgasms.”


“Big tits are the private jets of sex appeal in that they’re the most overt display of desirable assets.”


“The only thing that keeps everyone from being a stripper is confidence in their dance skills and comfort with nudity.”


“If all drugs are gauged by how good they make us feel, then prostitutes were technically the first drug dealers.”


Every romance is different. Every love story is unique in how it unfolds. It’s easy to get impatient and even easier to get excited when you think you’ve found the one. Even then, taking things slowly can go a long way towards helping a relationship blossom. It’s like an investment and quality lovemaking are the dividends.

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Sexy Sunday Thoughts: “Avengers Endgame” Edition

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I don’t think I’m exaggerating when I say that, with respect to fans of superhero movies, this weekend is the biggest weekend in the history of the genre. It’s impossible to overstate just how big a deal “Avengers Endgame” is, both for fans of superheroes and for the whole of cinematic history. It’s not an exaggeration to say that weekend will go down as historic for so many reasons.

Even though the movie is out and many have already seen it, I won’t go into too much detail. I’ve already written my review and many so have many others. The impact of this movie has just started to sink in and the reactions to it will define a generation in ways we haven’t seen since the first “Star Wars” movie.

As a lifelong fan of superheroes and comic books, it’s hard to put into words what “Avengers Endgame” means to me. I still remember the dark days of Joel Shumacher’s “Batman and Robin” and the horrors of Barakapool in “Wolverine Origins.” Superhero movies have come a long way. It wasn’t that long ago that a movie on the scale of “Avengers” seemed impossible.

Now, here we are, celebrating the impact of “Avengers Endgame.” What started over 10 years ago with “Iron Man” has finally come to a close. For those who have seen the movie, I doubt I could put into words the impact that this cinematic journey has had on us all. As someone who has been inspired by these characters for years, these truly are remarkable times.

While I can never articulate the feeling I had after seeing “Avengers Endgame,” I can at least celebrate it along with others who appreciate it. This edition of my Sexy Sunday Thoughts is my contribution to that effort. I’m sure others will be celebrating and remember this weekend for years to come.


“It says something about the breadth of human sexuality when clowns can be both a phobia and a fetish.”


“On the basis of results, oral sex has been the most effective form of contraception in human history.”


“Afterglow is the only kind of exhaustion that lazy people appreciate.”


“If humping counts as exercise, then having sex counts as getting in shape.”


“Giving a man a hand-job when his horny is the sexual equivalent of giving him a gift card for Christmas.”


“Couples that go to strip clubs on dates are like gourmet chefs who go to fast food for dinner.”


“The volatility of a relationship is directly proportional to the hotness of the makeup sex.”


Regardless of how you feel about superhero movies or the superhero genre, there’s no getting around what “Avengers Endgame” has achieved. I’m sure fans like myself will be talking about it and contemplating it for years to come. Now, one era of cinematic glory has ended. Another is set to begin. As a fan who has thoroughly enjoyed the journey, I’m looking forward to what the future has in store.

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Jack Fisher’s Sexy Sunday Thoughts: Easter 2019 Edition

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Easter is one of those holidays that’s a big deal for a few and an afterthought for most. Unless you belong to a certain subset of Christianity, it probably doesn’t register much as a holiday. For me, personally, it has a special place in my heart, but not for religious reasons.

Growing up, my family made it a point to get together every Easter and just share a big dinner that was right up there with Thanksgiving. It was never done for religious reasons, even though a sizable part of my family is religious. It was just a big, fun family gathering full of food, deserts, and even a little Easter Egg hunt for the kids.

As I’ve gotten older, these gatherings have been more difficult as my family has spread out. However, we still find a way to celebrate and I still consider it special. I may not care much for the religious connotations, but I can certainly appreciate the time spent with family and the bunny-shaped chocolates that often go with it.

Easter may never be on the same level as Christmas or Thanksgiving, but it’s still an excuse for a celebration and you can never have too many of those. Whether it’s with family or a case of beer, it’s as fun as you’re willing to make it. This batch of my Sexy Sunday Thoughts is my way of getting everyone into the Easter spirit, but without referring to religion or wearing a giant bunny costume. Enjoy!


“What does it say when it takes a lot of violence to make something obscene, but only a little bit of sex?”


“Babies are one of the few things that can be both an accident and a success.”


“Sexy accents are one of the few aphrodisiacs that have no side-effects, can be taken with alcohol, and require no prescription.”


“Good sex is can be freely given, but quality lovemaking must always be earned.”


“It’s very likely that food and oral sex are humanity’s oldest negotiating tools.”


“Whoever tested the first dildo had to have been exceedingly both very horny and very brave.”


“Love one of those unique feelings confuses the brain, overwhelms the genitals, and defies description.”


Whether you celebrate by going to church, searching for Easter Eggs with kids, or cooking a ham dinner, there are so many ways to enjoy this holiday. It may not be the flashiest or sexiest holiday on the calendar, but it has everything necessary to create a good time for friends, family, and lovers alike. As such, I hope everyone has a safe, happy, and sexy Easter.

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Jack Fisher’s Sexy Sunday Thoughts: Sexy Joggers Edition

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It wasn’t that long ago that I hated running. Back in high school, it was my least favorite activity in gym and that includes getting hit in the face with a kickball. It didn’t help that I wasn’t very athletic and dealt with mild asthma for a good chunk of my youth. I just had way too many excuses to hate it and I made the most of them.

Then, I actually got serious about my health. As I’ve noted before, I effectively body shamed myself into adopting a healthier lifestyle and in doing so, I developed a genuine fondness for jogging. One of the most relaxing parts of my day is when I go for a nice, long jog around the trails located around my neighborhood. I’ve come up with more than a few sexy stories during such jogs.

I’m also not afraid to go on these runs without my shirt on. I used to be self-conscious about that, but years of consistent exercise has made it so I actually look good without a shirt on. It actually encourages me to keep running and keep pushing myself. Along the way, I’ve met many other avid runners who have a similar mentality. The fact it makes you feel sexy too is also a nice bonus.

Part of being sexy is being able to exert yourself. Jogging and exercise shows just how much you’re willing to exert. Doing it without a shirt or in a sexy sports bra is a nice way of showing just how worth it jogging can be when done right. This week’s Sexy Sunday Thoughts is both an ode and a celebration of the sex appeal that jogging has given me and so many others. Enjoy!


“When you think about it, the gap between wrestling and foreplay is incredibly narrow.”


“When men find female genitalia obscene, yet still seek to insert theirs into it, they’re sending mixed messages.”


“When an orgasm is the goal, the individual wins, but when it’s the bonus, then the entire species wins.”


“Believing in someone else’s ability to satisfy you was probably the first true leap of faith.”


“A friend with benefits is like alcohol minus the hangovers.”


“If it can be used as lubricant, then it can be (and probably has been) used for sex at some point.”


“To some extent, porn stars are superheroes to our genitals in that they inspire them to do more than they otherwise would have.”


I understand that jogging or other kinds of strenuous exercise aren’t going to have much appeal to certain people. I respect that. I was once like that. However, I also don’t deny that looking and feeling sexy requires work. If you’re willing to put in that work, then the benefits will show. Jogging is among the simplest kinds of work. After all, what’s more sexy than building up sweat, grit, and endurance?

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Jack Fisher’s Sexy Sunday Thoughts: Fresh Flowers Edition

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I know giving roses to a lover is cliché. Even as a self-professed romantic, I often roll my eyes at the idea. I feel like it’s one of those gestures that has become less valuable over the years. These days, just bringing someone flowers feels like the bare minimum. There are far more elaborate things you can do to show your lover how you feel.

That said, I think there’s still a place for such a simple romantic gesture. During this time of year, roses are a great way to mitigate the lingering smell of rock salt and dead grass. Even as a man, I can definitely appreciate that sort of shift. It’s a nice way of getting into the spirit of spring. It also helps create a more inviting world for lovers who have been cooped up all winter.

There’s also something to be said about being around pleasant smells. I’m not going to lie. I’m a man and I sweat a lot. I know the musk of a sweaty man has some form of sex appeal, but there are limits. I tend to exceed those limits whenever I work out so something like fresh roses really helps balance things out. Cliché or not, it has value.

Now that spring is here and flowers are starting to bloom, the time is right to appreciate the value of fresh roses even more. Even if you don’t appreciate the gesture, trust me when I say your lover will appreciate the scent. This round of my Sexy Sunday Thoughts is my way of appreciating it as well. Enjoy!


“A dentist is the only profession that makes people hesitant to receive oral sex.”


“Porn has given a generation of aspiring delivery boys unrealistic expectations about their job.”


“If sex is a sin, then shouldn’t people be yelling out to the devil during orgasm?”


“It’s because of our aversion to nudity that we’ve come up with so many erotic gestures that don’t involve our genitals.”


“To some extent, falling in love with someone means wanting them to have more orgasms.”


“In a healthy relationship, masturbation is treated like a regular tune-up to a fancy car.”


“Talking dirty is like an erotic massage for your ears.”


Fresh flowers only come around once a year during spring. However, we can all appreciate the sweet scent they bring every day of every year. Life is tough and rigorous. We’re all going to work up a sweet, both of the sexy and non-sexy kind. Adding some fresh flowers and roses to the mix helps make the ambiance extra romantic in its own special way.

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