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Jack Fisher’s Sexy Sunday Thoughts: San Diego Comic Con 2019 Edition


For most people, the middle of July is just the epicenter of summer. School is out, the pools are open, and heat waves are the norm rather than the exception. It’s not a bad time of year by any stretch. However, if you’re a fan of comic books, superhero movies, and all things geek culture, this time of year is basically the Super Bowl and Christmas.

That’s because the San Diego Comic Con is going on and for those who love superhero comics as much as me, it’s one of the most wonderful times of the year. It’s not just about teasers, movie trailers, or news about upcoming comics. It’s an event like no other. Whether you’re a fan of the X-Men, Superman, or the Walking Dead, Comic Con has something awesome to offer.

One of the best parts this most uncanny event is the cos-players. As someone who has dressed up more than once for the New York Comic Con, I can attest the joy of this colorful side of fandom. It’s not just about geeks wearing costumes on a day that isn’t Halloween. It’s passionate fans showing how much they love something. That passion is worthy of respect.

I’ve met many amazing cos-players. Some really raise the bar their costumes. The people behind these costumes are incredible people. They love what they do and they look awesome while enjoying it. There’s so much fun to be had at events like this. One day, I hope to go to San Diego Comic Con. For now, I’m content to celebrate it and the cos-players who make it awesome with my Sexy Sunday Thoughts. Enjoy!

“Laughter might be the best medicine, but making love is far more effective at healing.”

“For many people, an orgasm is their first overtly religious proclamation.”

“To some extent, divorce is the romantic equivalent of a cancellation fee.”

“A wedding may be the best day of your life, but your honeymoon will always be the more fun.”

“Being in love means wanting to be part of someone’s life, but obsession means wanting to dominate their life.”

“Orgasms are one of the few things where quality and quantity are equally desirable.”

“Love potions in fairy tales are just kid-friendly version of a drunken hook-up.”

To all those lucky enough to attend the San Diego Comic Con and those who made it more awesome by dressing up for cos-play, I sincerely thank you. This has been an amazing year for superhero comics and superhero media. It’s hard to know what to expect, but after taking in the festivities of Comic Con, the future looks bright, colorful, and sexy. Nuff said!

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Jack Fisher’s Sexy Sunday Thoughts: Cold Drinks And Hot Days Edition


It’s the middle of summer. Heat waves are no longer surprising. Wearing shorts to the grocery store is no longer taboo. As I write this, it’s almost 100 degrees outside and it’s not even noon. That’s how you know we’re in the dog days of summer. That’s also when a cold drink is most refreshing.

When I was growing up, those drinks were one of the best parts of my day. It usually came in the form of lemonade or Gatorade. I often went overboard with the ice, but for good reason. When it’s that hot out, a cold drink is like a kiss from an angel. It cools you down while warming your soul. Even when I was a kid, I appreciated that feeling.

As an adult, I appreciate it even more. These days, a cold beer is my preferred drink for cooling down on a hot summer day. It doesn’t matter what brand it is or how much alcohol it has. So long as it’s nice and cold, that first sip still feels like a kiss from three super-models. It’s that refreshing.

The hot days of summer create all sorts of sexy opportunities. However, there’s only so much you can do to pursue those opportunities when it’s boiling hot and you’re dying of thirst. A cold drink on a hot day helps boost your spirits and gives you the energy you need to pursue those opportunities. This edition of my Sexy Sunday Thoughts should help make that next drink feel that much more refreshing.

“Being drunk can often supplement being horny, but it doesn’t always complement it.”

“Going to a strip club is just paying someone to flirt with you in small increments.”

“Having tattoos also means needing a better excuse to not try something kinky.”

“Being rich may not be a universal turn-on, but being broke is a universal turn-off.”

“Falling in love means taking a chance, but getting married is always a gamble.”

“Quality lingerie is essentially an aphrodisiac that you can take with alcohol.”

“Oral sex is a skill that can be taught, but convincing someone to learn it takes talent.”

I hope that cooled everyone down on some levels while heating things up on others. It’s ironic, yet poetic. During these sweltering days, we do what we can to beat the heat while using that same heat to put ourselves in sexy situations. The heat is the medium. A refreshing drink is the catalyst. Remember that next time you’re lounging by the pool.

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Jack Fisher’s Sexy Sunday Thoughts: Independence Day Edition


I know the 4th of July was three days ago. I also know that some people are still digesting all the hot dogs, burgers, beer, and assorted barbecue from the festivities. I know I sure am. Fireworks and patriotism makes me hungry and mid-summer heat ensures clothing requirements are minimal. That kind of celebrating is worth extending.

Say what you will about America’s behavior in recent years, but it’s still a country worth loving. We’ve achieved some incredible things in our history, which is still relatively recent in the grand scheme of things. Sure, we sometimes make the headlines for all the wrong reasons. We can also make headlines for reasons that are both uplifting and hilarious. The headlines from Florida alone make America awesome.

As an American, I consider myself a patriot. While I’m proud to be an American, I don’t deny my country’s flaws. I also don’t deny that we have a lot of room for improvement and progress has been a lot slower than I wish. Even with setbacks, I still believe that America’s best days are ahead of it.

There will definitely be more opportunities to discuss America’s flaws. I believe they’re worth discussing. I’ve already done it a few times on this site and I’m sure I’ll have plenty more to talk about. For now, in the spirit of Independence Day, I prefer to focus on the positives of America. The fireworks may be over, but these Sexy Sunday Thoughts should help inspire a little extra patriotism, among other things. Enjoy!

“Being horny around someone is not the same as being om love with them, but one feeling need not preclude the other.”

“It’s very likely that sex and/or masturbation was one of the first ways to combat boredom.”

“There’s a good chance that the first man to become skilled at oral sex had a very small penis.”

“In many ways, brothels are to orgasms what fast food is to meals.”

“Quality love songs are like foreplay for our ears.”

“Are teenagers hornier than adults or are they just less experienced in dealing with it?”

“To some extent, making love is interpretive dance that doesn’t need music.”

Once again, I’d like to wish everyone a happy belated 4th of July. To all the brave men and women who serve this wonderful country that I love, thank you for your special caliber of patriotism. You make the food, fireworks, and festivities a true spectacle. A country may be flawed, but its ideals are still worth celebrating.

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Jack Fisher’s Sexy Sunday Thoughts: Sensual Stripping Edition


This is the time of year when everyone is a bit more eager to strip out of their clothes. By that, I don’t mean that people are hornier or friskier than usual. It’s the middle of the summer. It’s hotter than a dragon’s taint outside and not everyone is lucky enough to have a decent air conditioner. In those circumstances, you’re going to be inclined to wear less.

Aside from beating the heat, this presents a rare and sexy opportunity that aspiring erotica/romance writers like myself can appreciate. The way I see it, if you’re going to take off your clothes, you might as well have fun with it. I know there are professional strippers working at legitimate strip clubs who do it better than most of us ever will. That doesn’t mean they should have all the fun.

I’m not going to lie. At times, I’ve done a little sensual stripping on my own during hot summer days. If I’m restless or hot, I’ll even put on some music and make a game of it. Even if I’m alone, it’s a nice way to remind myself that I can be sexy in my own way. I don’t need to work in a club or have a boob job. I just need a little confidence, spirit, and some decent music.

By dedicating this round of my Sexy Sunday Thoughts to the act of stripping, I hope I inspire others to try it too. You don’t have to be a professional. You don’t even have to look like an underwear model. Just find the right environment, put on some music, and let your sex appeal do the rest. Enjoy!

“Nipple sensitivity is nature’s way of daring you to be kinky.”

“You can’t say something is your fetish until you’ve willingly licked it.”

“If you’re really rich, sexual fantasies rarely remain fantasies for long.”

“Evil prevails when good men do nothing and when beautiful women have sex with assholes.”

“Being really horny and really drunk can lead to equally poor decisions, but with much less vomiting.”

“If making love is like a cake, then foreplay is like licking the batter from the bowl.”

“When you think about it, your genitals were the first gadgets you ever obsessed over.”

By now, I hope your clothes feel unbearably itchy and the summer heat is only going to make it worse. We’re all naked underneath our clothes. We all have strip naked at some point. Why not have a little fun with it? Regardless of your gender, age, or relationship status, it’s a simple way to exercise your sexy side.

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Jack Fisher’s Sexy Sunday Thoughts: Hot Kissing Edition


What’s a hot, sexy romance without a good kiss? It’s one of the few common traits that both cheesy romance and porn have in common. Two lovers find each other, they kiss, and then they let passion and/or horniness do the rest. It’s a beautiful thing that’s worth celebrating in all its intimate glory.

I still remember my first kiss fondly. It wasn’t exactly epic or exhilarating. I was in a car with my girlfriend at the time. We were about to head into my parents’ house for dinner. Before we went in, I leaned over and kissed her. It might not have been the most romantic moment of our lives, but it was special. It has only become more special as I’ve gotten older.

We’ve all had moments like that. A hot kiss is one of those few romantic gestures that’s truly universal. A good kiss can be what initiates a romantic moment. It can also help conclude one. It can be something sweet and innocent. It can also be sexy and dirty. How many romantic gestures are that flexible?

Being a romantic, a hot kiss will often mark the apex of an epic love story. Having written more than a few of those stories, I understand the power of a hot, intimate kiss. This being one of the hottest times of the year, weather-wise, I thought it was fitting to dedicate this week’s edition of my Sexy Sunday Thoughts to this most sexy of gestures. Enjoy!

“By its own nature, charisma is the most indirect form of foreplay.”

“Loneliness is nature’s way of urging us to share our orgasms with others.”

“Puberty is nature’s way of testing how we handle feeling anxious, angry, and horny all at once.”

“To some extent, flirting is a tacit way of daring someone to get naked with you.”

“It’s very likely that the first massage was just foreplay that worked a little too well.”

“The act of falling in love is essentially a proto-orgasm.”

“Porn is an art form in the same way strawberry ice cream is a fruit.”

I hope that inspired everyone to make the next kiss they share with their lover count. There’s a time and place to just share a quick peck on the cheek. There’s nothing wrong with that. It’s a fitting gesture of love. The same applies to those deep, hot, intimate kisses that really gets our hearts racing for all the right reasons. If you’re lucky enough to have a lover, make those moments count.

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Jack Fisher’s Sexy Sunday Thoughts: Father’s Day 2019 Edition


At some point in our adult lives, we start to appreciate all the things our parents did for us as kids. We don’t always appreciate them. Sometimes, we even resent how involved they get in our lives. There’s no question that some parents overdo it. In hindsight, it’s understandable and for fathers, the challenges can be especially daunting.

With each passing year, I’ve come to cherish more and more how my father met those challenges. I know I often belabor how awesome my parents are. I went out of my way to single out how great my mother was last month. Now, it’s my father’s turn and, without question, his love was every bit as impactful.

Having an awesome father is like having a superpower. He’s this source of strength and power that you can draw from when the world looks so big and daunting. My father was very much my first superhero, guiding me and protecting me through a world that I didn’t understand. He didn’t just have my respect and admiration, as a father. He earned it.

As I’ve gotten older, I’ve come to treasure his love and dedication more and more. There were plenty of times when I was stubborn, arrogant, or just plain immature. He was still there, guiding me and loving me as any father would. He was patient, kind, and understanding. He had a low bullshit tolerance and he taught me what it meant to be a decent human being.

For that, and so many other reasons, Father’s Day carries special meaning for me. My dad helped me become the man I am today. He and awesome father’s like him have an immense impact on so many lives and that’s certainly worth celebrating. This special Father’s Day 2019 edition of my Sexy Sunday Thoughts is my humble contribution to that celebration.

“Talking about our feelings is a slippery slope to talking about what may or may not make us horny.”

“Using vibrators during lovemaking is like pouring hot fudge on chocolate ice cream.”

“Revenge sex is basically weaponized orgasms.”

“Anyone can be a stripper, but not everyone is qualified.”

“A good relationship is basically a good system for mutual orgasms.”

“Skydiving and having sex with crazy people has the same appeal.”

“With enough charisma, a conversation can be a form of foreplay.”

Once again, I give my sincerest thanks and appreciation to all the amazing fathers out there who do so much for their children. I also give a double thank-you to my own wonderful father. For however long I live, I’ll be eternally grateful for the love and support you’ve given me. I am the man I am because of you. To him and all the wonderful men like him, Happy Father’s Day!

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Jack Fisher’s Sexy Sunday Thoughts: Sexy Tan Edition


I love summer. I love going to the beach, eating outside, and hanging out by the pool. The long days, the hot weather, and the lack of precipitation that needs shoveling has always appealed to me. However, there’s one other aspect of summer for which I have mixed feelings and that involves tans.

Now, I’ll be the first to proclaim that I find tans sexy. Whether you’re a man or a woman, having a good tan is a great way to augment your sex appeal. I think that’s beyond dispute. Unfortunately, like any other natural endowment, not everyone can pursue that sex appeal with the same ease.

I’ve tried to get a tan before. It has never worked. I’m one of those guys whose skin doesn’t tan. It burns. Since I was a kid, I never managed to get a tan over the summer. Even when I smothered myself in sunscreen, I only ever ended up with a nasty burn that required a healthy round of Aloe Vera lotion.

It was frustrating, but that didn’t stop me from appreciating the sex appeal of tans. There are some people in my family who just tan naturally, especially around this time of year. They carry themselves with more swagger and rightfully so. They know they look good and will keep enjoying that look for the rest of the summer.

To those people, as well as those like me who still appreciate them, this round of my Sexy Sunday Thoughts is for you. I may be doomed to spend every summer bathing in sunscreen, but those who can get a tan should enjoy it. You don’t know how lucky you are.

“We send mixed messages when we’re so careful about protecting our genitals, yet still refer to them as our junk.”

“Breasts are nature’s way reminding men that they’re easily distracted.”

“The best lovemaking makes a bad day good and a good day great.”

“The difference between having sex and making love is akin to the difference between a home run on opening day and a grand slam in the World Series.”

“The fact that the human ass is inherently dirty and sexy makes it the perfect biological paradox.”

“What exactly was the first couple to have a tickle fight thinking?”

“If a man knows the entire starting lineup of his favorite football team, then he has no excuse for knowing how his lover’s genitals work.”

I hope this gives you some extra motivation while lounging out in the summer sun, working on that perfect bronze tan. If your skin can handle it, I say go for it. Summer is a great time to show off your sex appeal. A good tan is one of the few features that men and women alike can appreciate. It’s just one of the many things that make summer inherently awesome.

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