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Jack Fisher’s Sexy Sunday Thoughts: Kissing With Tongue Edition

Intimacy comes in many forms. Showing love, affection, and passion can involve a great many gestures. It varies from person to person and couple to couple. It depends heavily on your culture, your personality, and even your kinks. Some are genuinely unique in how they share their love with others, even in non-sexual situations.

Then, there are certain gestures that convey a special kind of intimacy. They don’t always cross cultures or customs, but they get the point across. That’s how I feel about kissing that involves lots of tongue.

It may just be a personal preference of mine, but I really enjoy kissing with a lot of tongue. When I was dating my ex-girlfriend, that was something we both enjoyed immensely. It helped that she was very playful when it came to kissing. She was not the one to just give you a peck on the cheek. She really put some extra energy into it.

I know that’s not for everyone, but whenever a little tongue entered the equation, it really made things special. I really came to appreciate it. I still do, even after we broke up. Whenever I see another couple kissing, I think their willingness to use some extra tongue says a lot about the passion they share.

Again, everyone has their own way of sharing intimacy. For me, a little tongue with every kiss goes a long way. If you’re not convinced, try I with your lover. To help, here are some Sexy Sunday Thoughts to get all the right passions flowing. Enjoy!


“Practically speaking, men who do chores should have more sex appeal by default.”

Men Who Do Household Chores Are More Sexually Attractive To Women

“A good lover sometimes means not hesitating to stick your fingers into very specific places.”

Close up Shot of Happy Stock Footage Video (100% Royalty-free) 1011261170 |  Shutterstock

“If you’re not a people person, then an orgy is probably not for you.”

Shy Around Women? Here's How to Fix it | The Modern Man

“Women with big tits will always get away with more than men with big dicks.”

Woman's Life Saved By Her Breast Implants After She Was Shot In The Chest -  GoodTimes: Lifestyle, Food, Travel, Fashion, Weddings, Bollywood, Tech,  Videos & Photos

“Some kids inherently know that they were the byproduct of a quickie.”

A Fast Guide to Quickie Positions and Locations

“Using dating apps while you’re horny is like going to a buffet when you’re hungry.”

Cove Dating App Launches in Phoenix - Fabulous Arizona

“We should all appreciate and honor those who had to test ineffective condoms.”

Japan condom-makers fear anticlimax at Olympics | The Japan Times

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Jack Fisher’s Sexy Sunday Thoughts: Mile High Club Edition

I’m not a big traveler. I never have been too fond of long road trips or drives in general. I did used to enjoy flying, but that process has only gotten less and less convenient over the years for reasons I’m sure most already appreciate. That sentiment only got worse when the COVID-19 pandemic hit.

That said, I do enjoy my regular vacations. I also enjoy getting away for a while, going somewhere far from home and just taking in new experiences. I’ve found that, as I’ve gotten older, I’ve only come to appreciate that even more.

However, there’s one aspect of travel that definitely has an overtly sexual connotation. That would be the so-called “Mile High Club.” For those who have been too sheltered or have just forgotten too much during lockdowns, the mile high club is shorthand for those who have had sex on a plane.

It’s not just a generic porno scenario. This club exists. People really do try to join it. I know people who have. Granted, not every experience is sexy or memorable. I even have one friend who tried and failed with his girlfriend at the time, but it was a disaster.

Like anything involving sex and intimacy, there’s a right and wrong way to do it. I get the sense most don’t know that way or just never get the opportunity. I don’t know if I ever will, but if I ever do meet the love of my life, I’m certainly going to raise the issue. Hopefully, she has an adventurous spirit.

Now that more people are traveling, I suspect the mile high club will be making a comeback over the next few months. If you’re going to try to join it, please be safe and be careful. At the same time, don’t be afraid to be a little bold. To that end, here are some Sexy Sunday Thoughts to inspire those who seek to join this rare and sexy club. Enjoy!


“The race to achieve orgasm is the only race where a tie is ideal.”

This is how many couples actually achieve 'shared orgasms' - and how you  can do it - Mirror Online

“Being strict parent always runs the risk of raising a future dominatrix.”

I Am an International Dominatrix'

“In general, you’re living dangerously by hooking up with someone who has anger issues and loves rough sex.”

Men's Corner: Why Angry Sex Is Better Than Making Love

“The faces we make during orgasm are as close as we’ll ever get to being real-life emojis.”

Orgasm machine to deliver climax at the push of a button | The Independent  | The Independent

“If hypnotism actually worked, then magicians and therapists would get laid more than rock stars.”

Criss Angel wants to transform our reviews of his shows - The Morning Call

“If you’re serious about your health, then wouldn’t it make sense to find doctors sexy?”

Hot guys: Doctor's advice: protect yourself

“Like it or not, some of us exist because of premature ejaculation.”

How to not be awkward in bed during sex - Her World Singapore

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Jack Fisher’s Sexy Sunday Thoughts: Relaxing Morning Rain Edition

It’s been an eventful couple of weeks. Between Halloween and Election Day, I wouldn’t blame anyone if they just wanted to use this weekend to relax and unwind. We all need that. With the holidays right around the corner, the best weekend plans at this point involve no plans.

That was my approach this weekend. It also helped that it has been a somewhat rainy weekend where I live. In the middle of summer, that usually bothers me. This time of year, though, I genuinely enjoy it. I find it so soothing, especially in the morning. If I wake up on a crisp Saturday morning and I hear rain outside, I know I’m going to have a good day.

Other than the sun not glaring through my windows, that relaxing sound of morning rain helps me sleep in when I want to. I also find it so soothing, especially when I’ve had a long, exhausting week. I even think there’s something sexy about it.

If you’re lucky enough to have a lover, I think you know what I’m getting at. On a cool, rainy morning, you have more excuses than usual to snuggle up to that special someone and get a little frisky. Even if it’s just for warmth, there’s an intimacy to it. I haven’t felt it in quite some time, but I encourage everyone lucky enough to have that special someone to embrace it.

We’re getting to that time of year where the days are shorter, the weather is more chaotic, and we have more reasons than usual to sleep in on the weekends. If it happens to be raining on a particular morning, I encourage everyone to appreciate both its potential for relaxation, as well as its sex appeal.

In case you need more than just encouragement, here are some Sexy Sunday Thoughts to sweeten the deal. Enjoy!


“You can tell a lot about the maturity of a person by how they pronounce the planet Uranus.”

Arguments You're Having That Actually Prove Your Relationship Is in a Great  Place | Martha Stewart

“We’ll never truly know, or be comfortable with, how many opportunities were the result of giving blowjobs.”

Funny Young Woman Eating Banana. by KinoMaster on Envato Elements

“To some extent, aren’t family reunions a celebration of successful orgasms?”

How To Put On A Fantastic Family Reunion | Marquee Monkeys

“A gold digger is just a prostitute who plays the long game.”

A Foolproof Way to Protect Yourself From Gold-Diggers | Kennon Financial

“The next time you think you’re weird, remember there are people out there who willingly use nipple clamps.”

Buy Black Clover Clamps Nipple Clamps from MEO | Nipple Clamps

“A kink is rarely as strange as how someone discovered they liked it.”

From “Pure Angel” to “Your Personal Pornstar”: 5 Steps to Unleash ANY Woman's  Kinky Side In Bed… - Mimicnews

“A man who loves giving oral sex, but does not groom his facial hair, is going to encounter problems.”

7 Proven Ways to Grow Thicker Beard (Guaranteed Results)

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Jack Fisher’s Sexy Sunday Thoughts: Halloween 2021 Edition

It’s finally here, my fellow ghosts, ghouls, and goblins! Halloween has arrived and unlike last year, we actually have a chance to enjoy it. Let’s all take a moment to appreciate that.

If you’re a kid, go ahead and break out your favorite costume and craft your plan for getting as much candy as possible tonight. At some point in your life, you have to learn that there are very limited opportunities to get free candy. Make the most of this as best you can.

If you’re an adult, find a way to celebrate. Whether that means putting on a slutty costume, watching a marathon of horror movies, or getting drunk on pumpkin ale, make an effort to enjoy the festivities. Last year, there weren’t many Halloween celebrations to attend. This year, I say go for it. Even if you’ve never been to a costume party, make this year your first.

Halloween is a great holiday. It’s got costumes, candy, and spooky parties. For one day, we can just dress up, cut loose, and enjoy yourselves in a novel way. I think we all need to take a moment and just share in the experience. There aren’t a whole lot of occasions where we can get away with dressing like a mummy in public. Let’s not squander it.

Once again, to everyone out there, wherever they are and whoever they might be, Happy Halloween! Have fun trick-or-treating. To help get you in the Halloween spirit, here are some Sexy Sunday Thoughts. Enjoy!


“Everyone has a price, but everyone also has a threshold for what they’re willing to do in exchange for oral sex.”

Funny Young Woman Eating Banana. by KinoMaster on Envato Elements

“There’s a good chance we’re underestimating how many members there are in the Mile High Club.”

Mile High Club Airlines in the US

“Premature ejaculation is nature’s way of telling men there’s value to exercising restraint.”

Women Are More Attracted to Men When Other Women Like Them

“Being lucky in love or sex sometimes just means being near someone with low standards.”

How Do Men Flirt? 21 Ways Men Flirt That Women Often Miss

“The truth will set you free, but it’ll also reveal how much your lovers have cheated on you.”

Four Reasons Women in Love Still Cheat on Their Partners

“Never assume a sex toy is used for just one particular sex act.”

Pride Center's Sex Week – Sex Toys 101 – Daily Sundial

“The browsing history of a typical teenage boy is probably less disturbing than that of an anti-gay priest.”

Google and Facebook might be tracking your porn history, researchers warn -  CNET

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Jack Fisher’s Sexy Sunday Thoughts: Slutty Costumes 2021 Edition

October is a magical month for those who love to dress up in elaborate costumes. At the start of the month, you have the New York Comic Con, which I eagerly attend every year. Even if you’re not a fan of comic books or anime, it’s a huge event that allows people to dress up in whatever costumes they see fit.

Seriously, I saw someone dressed as Charlie Brown and the entire cast of Rugrats. The only limit is your willingness and ability to wear a costume.

Then, at the end of the month, you have Halloween. For kids and adults alike, it’s a national holiday that gives you another reason to dress up however you see fit. It doesn’t have to be fancy or elaborate. It just has to be a costume you really want to wear and show off.

As a kid, I certainly enjoyed the act of dressing up and trick-or-treating. As an adult, though, I’ve also come to enjoy those who use this opportunity to flaunt their sex appeal. That often means people using Halloween or New York Comic Con as a chance to dress extra slutty.

Some may not like the use of that term or what kind of slutty costumes people use, but that doesn’t make it any less fun. Being a fan of all things sexy, I wholly support anyone’s desire to dress extra slutty at any point during the month of October. Whether you’re going to Comic Con or a Halloween party, this is your time to flaunt your sex appeal. I say use it!

There will always be those who are against anything slutty. These people are also against fun, joy, and everything that makes life worth living. Don’t listen to them. Just enjoy dressing slutty and have fun. Here are some Sexy Sunday Thoughts to help inspire whatever slutty costume you have in mind. Enjoy!


“Being seductive requires that you be polite while horny to some extent.”

How To Be Seductive And Seduce The Man You Want

“Good manners and good sex cannot be entirely separated.”

How to Seduce Someone: 15 Seduction Tips to Make Them Yearn for You

“A man who frequently loses his car keys is ill-equipped to find a woman’s G-spot.”

Create meme "Girl , unsatisfied woman, male " - Pictures - Meme-arsenal.com

“The prevalence of incest porn has made family reunions a lot more awkward for certain people.”

Family Reunion Ideas that Celebrate Family History • FamilySearch

“Ideally, you’d like to know your lover’s weirdest kink before your honeymoon.”

Naked Woman Weapon Stock Video Footage - 4K and HD Video Clips |  Shutterstock

“There’s no polite way to explain the usage or appeal of anal beads.”

What People Say About Your Home When You're Not There

“In general, relationships become less complicated when more orgasms are exchanged.”

5 Ultimate Tips To Orgasm - Achieving The Big O | Vibease

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Jack Fisher’s Sexy Sunday Thoughts: Homemade Treats Edition

It’s getting to be that time of year again. Halloween is only a few weeks away. Thanksgiving and Christmas will follow soon after. If you have a sweet tooth or just enjoy free candy, then this is a wonderful time of year indeed. Even though I try to eat healthy for most of the year, I usually make exceptions for the holidays.

While I certainly have a soft spot for traditional candy, I also have a strong affinity for homemade treats. Whether they’re just chocolate chip cookies or something more elaborate, I think there’s something special about a treat that’s homemade. It’s not just that it lacks the fancy packaging and brand names. When something is homemade, you know it’s made with love.

I say that as someone who was spoiled quite a bit as a kid. My late grandmother was legendary for her cooking skills. Every year, she would make delicious treats that would unit siblings, cousins, aunts, and uncles from every branch of our family tree. Just thinking about it reminds me of the sweet taste of her cookies, bread, and fudge.

I like to think my family has continued that tradition. Both my mother and father have special homemade treats that they often make this time of year. I also have my own special dishes, namely cookies and fudge. I like to think that, if I ever meet that special someone, I’ll endear myself to her by my ability to cook her delicious treats for special occasions.

To everyone out there who has that special someone, use this time of year as an opportunity to make something sweet and special. It doesn’t have to be elaborate. There are ample recipes out there to choose from. What you make is up to you. Just be sure to make it with love. IF you need further inspiration, here are some Sexy Sunday Thoughts to get you going. Enjoy!


“Ladies shouldn’t expect someone with poor aim to find their G-spot.”

10 common mistakes that ruin accuracy, and how to fix them. – Understanding  Archery

“Only those with attractive cousins truly understand the appeal of incest porn.”

My best friend's cousin got us both pregnant — what should I do now?

“If you’re bold and horny enough, you can make love in any kind of weather.”

Alivia + Devin // Caught in the Rain – Wanderlynn Photography | Midwest  Wedding Photographers

“Never underestimate what people will tolerate in a relationship when the sex is great.”

Sexy couple laying on bed stock photo

“If a dedicated lover isn’t willing to wear an elaborate costume during sex, then are they really dedicated?”

Sexy Costumes For Women | POPSUGAR Love & Sex

“When you think about it, the presence of a camera is the only thing that distinguishes role playing from porn.”

Sex & Relationship Advice: The Importance of Fantasy and Role Play

“If someone is a narcissist, then it’s safe to assume they masturbate more than most.”

How to know when an ego check is in order - The Business Journals

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Jack Fisher’s Sexy Sunday Thoughts: New York Comic Con 2021 Edition

Last year was awful for so many reasons. I don’t think I need to remind everyone why, but if it encourages more people to get vaccinated, I’ll keep doing it. We missed out on a lot of things we took for granted last year. I certainly missed out on a few events and traditions that were just gut-wrenching.

However, of all the events and spectacles that got cancelled last year, few hurt more than the New York Comic Con.

For years now, I’ve made going to the New York Comic Con one of the highlights of my year. Going to New York, dressing up, and taking in the spectacle with legions of my fellow comic book fans just gives me so much joy. I cannot overstate how much fun I have every year. That’s why not going in 2020 was so devastating.

This year, I got a chance to make up for it. I’ve already documented my journey and why it was so awesome. I’ve already shared the wonders of what I experienced. I wish I could put it all into words, but that’s just not possible. New York Comic Con is one of those things that needs to be experienced to truly appreciate.

After missing out on it for a full year, this one felt special. For that reason, I will try to appreciate it even more moving forward. We never know what the world will throw at us to disrupt our lives. At least for this past weekend, comic lovers like me got to celebrate how far we’ve come.

In the spirit of that celebration, here are some Sexy Sunday Thoughts. To my fellow comic fans and all the awesome cos-players out there, this is for you. Enjoy!


“There’s a non-zero chance that someone got laid for lending someone their phone charger.”

Young Couple Watching Movie On Tablet by Alberto Bogo - Couple, Watch

“If you’re not good at sharing, then chances are you won’t be able to enjoy a threesome.”

What Women Find Truly Attractive In A Man | TalkShop Blog

“Is a friend who has never wanted to have sex with you truly a friend?”

Selective Focus Of Beautiful Seductive Couple Hugging Free Stock Photo and  Image

“Every child is a consequence of someone else’s horniness.”

Caring for Moms During Mental Health Month - Chicago Behavioral Hospital

“If heartbreak is the worst kind of pain, then rugburns from your honeymoon are the best.”

Young Couple Cuddling Lying On Living Room Floor Apartment by Jess Craven

“Ideally, you should ask for oral sex from someone who is both hungry and horny.”

The Meat Popsicle Everyone Wants To Lick! - YouTube

“There’s a right time and a wrong time to make love, but that’ll never stop certain couples.”

Should a man withdraw his consent when he finds that a woman is dry? - Nile  Post

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Jack Fisher’s Sexy Sunday Thoughts: Sneaky Loving Edition

There’s a good chance you’ve been in a room with a couple who was secretly getting frisky. Maybe they were doing it under a blanket. Maybe they claimed they just needed to refill their drinks. Whatever their excuse, you probably didn’t think much of it. By the time they were done, you were none the wiser.

In fact, I think it’s a near certainty that anyone reading this has either gotten frisky with someone in secret or not noticed when another couple has. I know this because my ex-girlfriend and I were fond of sneaking a few sexy gestures to one another when no one was looking. I won’t get into specifics. I’ll just say we were very tactful.

To my parents, who might end up reading this, I apologize. I promise it was nothing too crazy. At the same time, I don’t deny it was kind of thrilling.

I’ve known plenty of other couples who do the same. I had a roommate in college who loved getting frisky with his girlfriend when he thought I wasn’t looking. Honestly, I kind of admired his bravado. We were living in a dorm. There’s not a lot of room to hide in a place like that. Sometimes, you and your lover are just too energetic, so to speak.

As a lover of all things sexy and romantic, I totally respect that. So long as a couple doesn’t do anything too overt, I’ll gladly cheer them on. Being subtle with your sexiness takes tact and skill. Those are skills we should all refine with our lovers. It makes our love lives, and life in general, more exciting.

In that spirit, here are some Sexy Sunday Thoughts to inspire all those who like to be sneaky with their sexiness. I hope you never get caught or find yourself in too awkward a moment. Enjoy!


“Your capacity for disgust is directly proportional to your willingness to touch a used condom.”

Teachable moment - finding a used condom on the ground - Sex Ed Rescue

“Expecting a satisfying sex life from an unmotivated lover is like wanting a virgin prostitute.”

Britain's Prostitution Laws

“Women who have given birth should have fewer reservations about anal sex, by default.”

I know why she's showing her booty, too | The Scene

“If identical twins jerk each other off, does that still count as masturbation?”

10 Pairs Of The Hottest Celebrity Twins

“You can either be jealous of someone who has multiple orgasms or you can be inspired, but only one will make you happier.”

I woke up to an orgasm every day for a week

“Can you really say something is your favorite food until you’ve licked it off your lover’s body?”

Exactly Where To Kiss A Girl To Turn Her On | Susan Bratton | YourTango

“Imagine how stressful strip poker is for someone who has both a gambling problem and a porn addiction.”

11 Women Playing Strip Poker Stock Photos, Pictures & Royalty-Free Images -  iStock

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Jack Fisher’s Sexy Sunday Thoughts: Fall 2021 Edition

It’s official now because of the calendar. Depending on where you live, you can probably feel it too. The leaves on the trees are starting to change. The weather is getting cooler. Anything and everything is being flavored with pumpkin or pumpkin spice. Football is back in swing. Fall 2021 has arrived.

After last year, it’s a lot less bittersweet. Despite the best efforts of idiots and anti-vaxxers, we are in a better place this year. This year, we might actually be able to enjoy traditional fall activities. It still won’t be completely normal. I think we’re still a long way from that. That shouldn’t stop us from enjoying it as best we can.

As fun and sexy a hot summer can be, fall can bring a different kind of sex appeal. That cooler, crisper air makes the morning coffee taste a bit better. That same weather also makes curling up under a blanket and snuggling a little closer all the more appealing. Plus, it’s not overly cold so you can still get away with wearing minimal clothing.

For me, personally, the sexiest fall activity I can imagine involves snuggling up on the couch with a beautiful woman, watching football, and enjoying a nice fall themed beer. I may not have met the woman I can share that with yet, but it’s something I hope to do at some point this fall, if I get the chance.

If you’re lucky enough to have a special someone, use Fall 2021 as an opportunity to make up for last year. There will be more to do and better days will come. Today is as good a day as any to start. Here are some Sexy Sunday Thoughts to get you going. Enjoy!


“A woman who hides her sex toys has no right to judge a man who hides his porn stash.”

Revealed! The 24 sex toys every human should own! –

“The fact that crazy women are better in bed is proof that evolution has a kinky side.”

14 Unexpected Things That Make Women Horny | YourTango

“If you can text during sex, then you have no excuse when your lover can’t find your G-spot.”

People are texting exes, cutting biz deals and buying stuff in their sleep

“Making someone horny by mistake is the only time clumsiness will get you laid.”

Woman pulling man's necktie while sitting at home – Stockphoto

“Can you really say you love someone if you’re not willing to lick food off their naked body?”

8 Foods To Enjoy During Sex - AskMen

“Men will always be suspicious of a woman who owns more than one dildo.”

My ENORMOUS Sex Toy Collection & $1000+ GIVEAWAY *CLOSED* - YouTube

“We should all have sympathy for the maids who have to clean the honeymoon suits at resorts.”

Couple Money Fights: How Much Did That Hotel Room Really Cost?

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Jack Fisher’s Sexy Sunday Thoughts: Flashy Car Edition

Some people are shamelessly shallow. They don’t try to hide it. They don’t care when they get scolded or criticized for it. To them, style will always supersede substance. That’s how they conduct themselves and that’s how they go about attracting others, be it romantically or professionally.

Most of us probably know someone like that. They can be annoying at times, but we can at least appreciate when they’re transparent about it. That kind of honesty can be refreshing.

One of the shallowest ways people show off is with flashy cars. However, I’m not just talking about the kinds of fancy cars that rich people buy to show off. There are people who put time, energy, money, and resources into turning an ordinary car into this massive statement about who they are and who they’re hoping to attract.

Now, I’ve never been a car guy. I don’t entirely get the appeal of elaborately decorating or modifying a car. However, I totally respect the people who turn their cars into a work of art. I also understand how that can have a certain sex appeal.

Cars are big, loud, powerful machines. They convey something about us, whether we intend it or not. For those who use flashy cars, be they supped up hot rods or tripped out luxury vehicles, to attract certain people, it can be effective. It’s even logical in some respects. If they can handle a fancy car, then they should be able to handle a lover.

Again, I’m not a car guy. I don’t claim to know the intricacies of what makes a car flashy. I just know it takes skill and passion, which I can always respect. In celebration of those passions, here are some Sexy Sunday Thoughts to the flashy car lovers and the people who are drawn to them. Enjoy!


“To some extent, foreplay is a teaser trailer for your genitals.”

10 Foreplay Tips That Will Make Her Climax BEFORE Sex - Mimicnews

“Good lovers learn from their mistakes, but that’s extra challenging when you’re with a masochist.”

Bondage Sexy Woman - boldpleasures

“Being charming is like having a boob job on your personality.”

10 Most Popular Reasons Why Women Get Breast Implants

“Innuendo is just a subtle way of letting everyone around you know how horny you are.”

Stryx | 6 Flirting Tips for Guys | How to Flirt as a Man

“Beauty may be in the eye of the beholder, but sex appeal is heavily influenced by our genitals.”

Facts About Flirting That Single — and Married — People Should Know

“Making someone horny by accident is the only accident we don’t mind cleaning up.”

How Guys Flirt: 15 Subtle Things Guys Do to Impress a Girl

“Laughing during sex can either be really good or really embarrassing.”

Happy Couple Laughing in Bed Stock Footage Video (100% Royalty-free)  14799685 | Shutterstock

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