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Super Bowl LX Is HERE!

Today is Super Bowl Sunday.

For football fans of all types, it is truly one of the best days of the year. It is the holiest of holy events for fans of the gridiron. Even if your team didn’t make it, it’s a spectacle worth watching. Two teams have navigated the rigors of the regular season and the high stakes of the playoffs. Now, they’re one game away from the ultimate prize and a date with the Lombardi Trophy.

I’ve already made my preparations. I have some buffalo wings ready to go. I have a full six-pack of beer. I’ve got chips, dip, and assorted snacks that should keep my mind and liver in the right state for the entire game. I can safely say I am ready. I know exactly what to do in the hours before kickoff. I know exactly where I’ll be when the game commences.

Now, I will acknowledge that the matchup this year is not the least bit compelling. I’m not just saying that because my predictions at the beginning of the season were dead wrong. Compared to past years, Super Bowl LX is decidedly lacking in drama. I think a big reason for that has to do with the fact that the New England Patriots are back in the Super Bowl.

While I can’t speak for all football fans, I can still say with confidence that nobody outside the New England area wanted to see the Patriots back in the Super Bowl this soon. They had two decades with Tom Brady in which they appeared in 10 Super Bowls. Then, once Brady left the team, we went through a stretch when it was just the Kansas City Chiefs playing every single year, usually alternating with the 49ers or the Eagles.

For the Patriots to return this quickly just feels wrong on so many levels. The NFL has all these policies and rules meant to maintain parity. Yet the team that enjoyed a 20 year dynasty of dominance is already back in the big game. It’s not fair. It’s not right. And I guarantee that if they win, it will be a net negative for the NFL and the sport.

That’s not to say I’m a huge fan of the Seahawks, but I’m definitely rooting for them. They’ve had only two Super Bowl appearances and this past season has been nothing short of remarkable. Unlike the Patriots, they didn’t have an easy schedule. They didn’t have the luxury of playing backup quarterbacks in the playoffs. They earned their place the hard way and under a first-year head coach, no less. Them winning it all will be a net positive.

But that’s the thing about football. There are no guarantees. What a majority of fans want to happen rarely happens because they don’t control the outcome. Only the players on the field can do that. Later today, they’ll get their chance. We’ll see who the better team is and who deserves to be a Super Bowl champion. I know who I’m rooting for. I genuinely hope it’s a good game.

Regardless of my feelings towards both teams, this is it. The end of one NFL season is upon us. The Super Bowl is here.

Let’s fucking go!

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Happy Super Bowl LVIII Sunday!

It’s finally here!

Today is a day football fans and sports fans, in general, have been looking forward to all year!

It’s Super Bowl Sunday! And as a lifelong football fan and sports fan, I couldn’t be happier.

Now, that’s not to say I’m happy with the match-up. I’ll go on record as saying that, when the NFL playoffs began, one of the last match-ups I wanted to see was the Kansas City Chiefs against the San Francisco 49ers. Beyond just being a repeat of Super Bowl LIII, these are two teams that most NFL fans outside their respective fanbases are sick of seeing in the playoffs.

I’ll also go on record as saying that I was rooting against these teams in every NFL playoff game this year. I would’ve much rather seen my local team, the Baltimore Ravens, make it to the Super Bowl. I also wouldn’t have minded seeing the Detroit Lions, the Buffalo Bills, or even the Green Bay Packers in the Super Bowl.

But in football, you don’t have much control over how games play out or how the ball bounces. Like it or not, the 49ers and the Chiefs played better than every team they faced. They made big plays when they needed to be made. They took advantage of their opponents’ mistakes. Hate the match-up all you want, but there’s no question that these two teams earned their right to play in Super Bowl LVIII.

At this point, I’m just hoping for a good, competitive game. That’s what we got last year when the Chiefs inched out a win over the Philadelphia Eagles. I hope we get something similar this year. It’s bound to be different, given the make-up of both teams. This Chiefs team is not the same offensive powerhouse they’ve been in years past, but they have shown that they can win defensive struggles while still putting up points. And the 49ers have what might be one of the deepest rosters, in terms of skill position, as well as one of the best coaching staffs in all off football.

On top of all that, this will be the first Super Bowl to ever take place in Las Vegas. For a city that didn’t have a single professional sports team six years ago, that’s quite a moment. And having been to Las Vegas, I expect there to be a party like no other before, during, and after the game. It is what Las Vegas does best and I hope it sets a good precedent for future Super Bowls.

While I wish I could join that party, I’m perfectly content with my yearly Super Bowl setup. Later this afternoon, I’ll start cooking a large batch of chicken wings. I’ll set a table up in front of my coach, load it with snacks and beer, and turn my surround-sound speaker system to watch the game. And when kickoff finally comes, I’ll be ready!

I don’t know who will win. So long as it’s a good game, I don’t really care. It’s the Super Bowl. It’s about more than the game. It’s the culmination of everything this past NFL season has been building towards. Having followed it since the preseason, I am so ready!

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Jack Fisher’s Sexy Sunday Thoughts: Super Bowl LIV Edition

NFL: JAN 29 Super Bowl LIV - Commissioners Press Conference

Some games are bigger than the sport. Some games transcend any one play, outcome, or score. Then, there’s the Super Bowl. Sports have always been a big part of our culture, but have ever come close to the cultural impact of the Super Bowl. It’s more than just a football game. It’s more than just a championship. The Super Bowl is an event with no parallel.

With all due respect to fans of basketball, baseball, hockey, and soccer, their impact doesn’t come close to football. Love it or hate it, and more than a few people hate it, there’s no denying the impact of the NFL. It is America’s most popular league for its most popular sport. By the numbers, there is no close second.

Later today, Super Bowl LIV will commence. The Kansas City Chiefs and the San Francisco 49ers will play one last game to determine who is the best. Personally, I’m not a huge fan of either team, but I love football and I love sports. I’ll be watching and rooting along with millions of others. It’s not just another football game. It’s an event and one I’m going to be part of.

I’ve got my beer. I’ve got my chicken wings. I’ve got everything I need to watch the game and enjoy the festivities. From the big plays to the halftime show, I am ready for some Super Bowl football. As part of my preparation, here are some Sexy Sunday Thoughts to get everyone in the Super Sunday spirit. Enjoy!


“A first date is basic screening, but a third date is semi-foreplay.”


“Oral sex was likely the first instance of acquired taste.”


“Puberty is basically an upgrade for your body that’s still laden with bugs.”


“Being stuck in the friend zone with the love of your life is like being stuck in a desk job while every idiot around you gets promoted.”


“Does the fact that we find butts dirty and sexy make us all hypocrites?”


“Exchanging wedding vows is akin to accepting the user agreement for someone else’s genitals.”


“Hooking up with an ex is like giving your credit card number to an old computer that was already hacked.”


For football fans and sports fans alike, Super Bowl Sunday is a day like no other. Love it or hate it, football is a cultural force and the Super Bowl is the greatest manifestation of that force. Whoever wins, I’m looking forward to a great game. If nothing else, it’s a good excuse to eat junk food and drink lots of beer and we can never have too many of those.

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