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What is it about candles that have both sex appeal and romantic undertones? I get that candles have a logistical use. They provide light without electricity. Some even have scents that make a dirty apartment smell like a rose garden. None of that is groundbreaking. However, whenever someone create a romantic scene, candles are often used to set the mood.

Maybe it’s the dim lighting, the added heat they provide, or the unique scent they exude. Maybe there’s something more primal at work. For most of human history, if we wanted to make love at night, we either had to do it under the stars or by the light of a fire. For all we know, it was the first method people used to establish a genuinely romantic mood.

Whatever the case, candles can provide uncanny sexiness when used properly. Beyond lighting, they have other kinkier uses that I won’t get into. I’ll just say that there’s a market for candle wax that goes beyond lighting. It’s more than enough to justify dedicating this week’s edition of my Sexy Sunday Thoughts to the unique sex appeal of candles. Hopefully, we don’t need to wait for a power outage to appreciate it.

“We are never more vulnerable when we’re both confused and horny.”

“Porn stars are the only professionals who can never take off their uniform.”

“Good grammar is like good foreplay in that people notice when it’s poorly done.”

“Lingerie is like wrapping paper for sex.”

“An anniversary is a tactful way of telling your lover that you still enjoy seeing them naked.”

“Making love in a moving car is like running naked during a blizzard in that you can do it, but there are some serious risks.”

“From a purely evolutionary standpoint, having sex while eating is the most basic form of multi-tasking.”

I hope that inspired lovers, young and old alike, to stock up on candles. Winter is here. The days are getting shorter and cold weather is making the act of getting naked less desirable. For fans of all things sexy and romantic, this presents a challenge and we need to make use of all the tools at our disposal. Candles are an underrated, but incredibly powerful tool to achieve plenty of sexy things this winter.

I hope everybody had a very enjoyable, very filling Thanksgiving. I also hope that those who indulged in a little Black Friday shopping enjoyed themselves too. I know there are a lot of mixed feelings when it comes to purely commercial holidays Black Friday, but I think they have their place in our culture.

While it may seem odd for a man to say this, but I love shopping, especially around the holidays. I genuinely enjoy just browsing around at malls or shopping centers, navigating the sea of people, and taking in the spectacle. My mother told me that might be because she took me shopping so much when I was a baby. For us, that was like going to a playground.

Whatever the cause, this time of year is extra special to me. Christmas shopping is among my favorite kind of shopping. I love all things Christmas themed and I really enjoy buying presents for my family. If that makes me seem weird on top being a single man and an aspiring erotica/romance writer, so be it.

Shopping can be innocent fun. It often is, for the most part. It can also have some sexy undertones, as well. After all, isn’t flirting just shopping for love? In the spirit of the holidays, I’d like to celebrate the joys of shopping. Whether it’s for sexy or unsexy reasons, this is the time of year to really appreciate it.

“Falling in love with someone’s soul often involves falling in love with a part of their body first.”

“The difference between a passion and a fetish is how much someone is willing to put their mouth on something.”

“Great sex requires practice, but kinky sex requires imagination.”

“Awkward silence is either the least or most awkward after sex.”

“When you think about it, getting your lover a quality gift is a way to remind them that you still enjoy getting naked with them.”

“In terms of propagating the species, Drunken hook-ups are the evolutionary equivalent of a cheat code.”

“Porn has made too many people inherently suspicious of fresh cucumbers.”

The next few weeks are going to be hectic for shopping lovers, like myself. They’re also going to be colorful, festive, and full of holiday-themed commercials. While I’m sure there are those out there who bemoan consumer culture and how it has affected major holidays, I prefer to embrace all the gimmicks and glamour surrounding it. Whether you think it has sex appeal, it can still be a lot of fun if you let it.

We see it all the time, especially with young couples. They’re hanging out, sometimes in public and sometimes in a semi-private space. They’re having a good time. They’re smiling and laughing. Then, for little to no reason, they start wrestling with one another. They tickle, tease, and taunt each other in ways that just makes them smile even more.

For some jaded souls, it’s juvenile. I sincerely pity those souls they don’t appreciate what’s happening. Being the romantic I am, I’ve always found a certain beauty in the playful sexy wrestling couples do. When I was in college, there was this big open field in the middle of campus where couples would hang out on hot days. Whenever I saw it happen, it put a smile on my face.

The way I saw it, playful wrestling was the most G-rated manifestation of physical love. It wasn’t overly raunchy, but it still had distinctly sensual undertones. It showed that love could be fun. It wasn’t all work, focus, and dedication. There were moments where the happiness two people shared was just so abundant that they couldn’t help themselves.

Whether you think it’s cute or asinine, playful wrestling is a real manifestation of romance. For this week’s edition of my Sexy Sunday Thoughts, I’d like to celebrate this most innocent of gestures. You’ll never see it in a porno and you’ll rarely see it in a romantic comedy. That’s exactly what makes it special. Enjoy!

“Every romantic gesture has a basis in facilitating someone else’s orgasm and/or your own.”

“When it comes to using our tongues during sex, what we lick and where we lick determines how dedicated we are to our lovers.”

“With a creative mind, any unusual weather condition can be used to justify making love.”

“Grunting doesn’t mean that the sex is good, but it does reveal who’s putting in the effort.”

“You don’t have to be a morning person to appreciate receiving oral sex when you wake up, but it certainly helps.”

“The appeal of rough sex and spicy food is very similar in the sense that they both risk burning sensations.”

“When it comes to quality versus quantity, there are no losers with respect to orgasms.”

I hope you enjoyed that. I hope it gives the playful couples out there a few ideas. Part of any meaningful romance is knowing when to have fun. Love doesn’t always have to be about epic journeys or strained hearts. It can actually be a playful, enjoyable experience, even while fully clothed. If that doesn’t prove the power of romance, then I don’t know what will.

Growing up, I didn’t care for tea. I didn’t care for coffee, either. As a kid, I honestly didn’t see the appeal of either. Then, I became an adult and learned very quickly that the benefits of these drinks beat the hell out of soda and fruit juice.

I grew to love coffee first, but that was mostly out of necessity. I needed something to keep me going so I could write sexy stories. Shortly after that, though, I developed a taste for tea. However, instead of keeping me going, tea helped slow things down. It helped me relax and decompress after a long day. It also had some sexy undertones.

For that, I credit my ex-girlfriend. I’ve talked about her before, but she was the first to show me the benefits of tea. In college, that’s how she would relax and when she got relaxed, she got more affectionate. Naturally, I tried it too and it had the same effect. Since then, tea has had a special place in my stomach and my heart.

Even after me and my girlfriend broke up, I came to enjoy a hot cup of tea at the end of the day. It helps my body and my mind relax, which has helped me craft more sexy short stories, including one inspired by tea. As such, this edition of my Sexy Sunday Thoughts is dedicated to the relaxing benefits of tea and all those who appreciate it. Enjoy!

“If making love is like a touchdown, then afterglow is successful two-point conversion.”

“Good foreplay takes talent, but true mastery comes with practice.”

“Successful flirting is not that different from a successful job interview.”

“Pity sex is like cold pizza in that it’s not ideal, but still gets the job done.”

“A lover who still talks dirty is like a healthy chocolate bar that still tastes good.”

“Every kinky sex act has a basis in horniness, boredom, and alcohol.”

“Make-up sex is the romantic equivalent of duct tape.”

I hope that both relaxed and/or excited you. I know tea isn’t considered a very sexy drink, but I can attest that it has some very sexy effects in the right situation. As the weather gets colder and we have more reasons to cuddle, I strongly recommend that everyone take some time to enjoy it. After all, it’s much easier to be sexy when you’re nice and relaxed.

Growing up, I didn’t like tight-fitting clothes. In fact, I would get annoyed if I had to wear something that anything looser than cargo shorts and an oversized T-shirt. I won’t say it was a quirk as much as it was a preference. If I ever had the choice to dress myself, I would almost always favor loose-fitting clothes.

That did change as I got older, though. It took a while, but I noticed that after I got in shape, I came to appreciate tighter-fitting clothes. From shirts to jeans to underwear, I felt as though tighter clothes helped show how much I’ve grown and how much work I’ve put into my body. I can safely say that I feel more attractive in tighter clothes.

I know I’m not alone. Look at any popular fashion magazine or attractive model and chances are they’ll use tight clothes to show off their beauty. It’s not so much a result of enjoying the feeling of certain fabrics on your skin as it is a statement that you’re fit enough to wear these kinds of clothes in the first place.

Is it somewhat egotistical? Yes, it certainly is. Then again, if you have the chance to show off how good you look, why waste it? Some extra tight clothes can help you achieve just that. This week’s edition of my Sexy Sunday Thoughts is a dedication to those tight-fitting clothes and all the sexiness they show off.

“It’s somewhat ironic that we judge sexy lingerie by how much it makes others want to rip it off.”

“A cheap dildo is a worthy investment to those who’ve been on one too many cheap dates.”

“Whoever invented popsicles had to have known how much impact they would have on attitudes about oral sex.”

“Doing chores for your lover is exhausting, but doing chores with your lover can be a form a foreplay.”

“A firm handshake among men can imply a lot about where that hand and those fingers have been.”

“When you think about it, feeling emotional and feeling horny is just a matter of which body part gets the most blood.”

“The only way people will stop doing illicit drugs is if they stop making it so much easier to get laid.”

I hope that made everyone’s clothes feel a little tighter for all the right reasons. I still wear a lot of loose-fitting clothes on a casual basis. However, when I get a chance to show off how good I look, I gladly opt for something tighter. I encourage everyone to do the same. We all have a certain amount of sex appeal. Don’t let your clothes completely hide it.