It’s that time of year again. Kids and chocolate addicts love it. Dentists and fundamentalist Christians hate it. Halloween has arrived! It’s an underrated holiday that I’ve come to appreciate more as an adult than I did as a kid.
Before, it was just an excuse to get free candy. Now, it’s an excuse to eat a lot of candy while watching beautiful women take full advantage of having an excuse to dress sexy. I know it’s not politically correct these days, but I’m all for any holiday or event that lets people be sexy without scrutiny. Adding candy to the mix can only help.
It’s not just about women in sexy costumes for me, as hard as that is to believe for someone. I genuinely enjoy giving candy to kids and seeing their faces light up when they get it. You really can’t give candy to kids these days without seeming creepy, but on Halloween, none of that matters and I think it’s a beautiful thing.
Every year, I make it a point to have the best candy. I intend to do the same this year while also taking time to admire the sexy costumes of beautiful women. For that reason, I dedicate this week’s edition of my Sexy Sunday Thoughts to all those who appreciate Halloween as much as I do. Enjoy!
“Getting good at sex isn’t like riding a bike, but it does involve exercising similar muscles.”
“A dentist is probably more uptight when it comes to receiving oral sex.”
“A class that teaches quality foreplay is the only course that has enjoyable homework.”
“The only difference between a bar fight and a drunken hook-up is the kind of furniture that gets broken.”
“Having faith in our lover’s ability to make us orgasm is the only truly universal religion.”
“These days, a dildo is the only gadget with which we have a more intimate relationship than our phones.”
“When you think about it, every illicit drug is attempting to match or exceed the feeling we get when we make love.”
I hope that got everyone into the Halloween spirit, among other things. Whether you’re just a kid looking for some free candy or a beautiful woman who just needs an excuse to wear that sexy nurse costume, I hope you find a way to enjoy Halloween this year. It’s a sweet holiday with some extra sex appeal. What’s not to love?