I’m a simple man. I enjoy a cold beer, a ball game, and sweet loving from a caring lover. That’s usually enough to leave me content and happy on any given day. However, there are times when you want to get out there, be social, and maybe connect with someone who could be that caring lover we all seek. If not, you can still enjoy a cold beer.
That’s where bar hopping comes in. It’s one of those games we adults play that really has no losers if you do it right. I wasn’t a big drinker for the first part of my adult life, but as I’ve gotten older, I’ve come to appreciate the simple pleasures of bouncing from bar to bar, sharing drinks and meeting new people. If some of those people happen to be beautiful women, then that’s just a nice bonus.
It’s not something you can do all the time. Personally, I’ve always enjoyed bar hopping on vacations or during the summer when it’s a bit easier to go out. You don’t have to go to every bar on the block. You just have to be willing to get out there, have a few drinks, and dare to make a fool of yourself with others.
It’s a beautiful thing. You won’t always get laid, but every now and then, you might. Even if you don’t, you can still have fun. A few good drinks and some good friends will go a long way towards making everything in your life more awesome. You never know. You may meet the love of your life while bar hopping.
I still hold out hope that I’ll meet that special someone. Maybe I’ll meet her while bar hopping. In that spirit, here are some Sexy Sunday Thoughts to inspire your next round of bar hopping. Enjoy!
“As kids, we’ll never know or be comfortable with the number of rooms our parents have had sex in.”
“Porn has made things very awkward for attractive plumbers, teachers, and pool cleaners.”
“Kids with active imaginations naturally grow up into adults with elaborate sexual fantasies.”
“We’ll never truly know how many awkward boners have been successfully hidden.”
“A quickie during a commercial break is the most practical kind of quickie.”
“There are few tasks that men have done that haven’t been attempted while getting a blowjob.”
“Men who have seen more than one porno have no right to judge a woman who owns more than one vibrator.”