Jack Fisher’s Sexy Sunday Thoughts: New Years (And Fuck 2020) 2021 Edition

We did it.

It’s over.

We made it through 2020 and 2021 is finally here. Let’s all take a step back, take a deep breath, and share in a collective orgasmic relief. It doesn’t matter how much strange noise you make. It doesn’t matter if the neighbors give you strange looks. It’s worth it because 2020 is over.

Last year sucked an entire multiverse of dicks. Let’s not forget that. In a single year, so many things we loved and cherished were disrupted, destroyed, or undermined. Our souls and spirits were crushed at multiple turns, especially if you were a health care worker, a doctor, or a New York Jets fan.

Despite all that, we made it through. We survived one of the worst years we’ve had in generations. Now, 2021 is here and we can start building towards something better. We already have the tools, thanks to the same doctors and front line health care workers who suffered the worst of 2020. We just need to put in the work to make use of them.

It won’t be easy, but the bar for improvement is so low at this point. Why not shoot for something greater? There’s a good chance the first part of this year will still suck, just because 2020 left that big an impact. However, we still have the opportunity to guide it in the right direction.

By this time next year, we will be in a better place. I believe that. I hope others believe it too. I know we’re all still wounded from last year, but I’m ready to put in the work. Here are some of my Sexy Sunday Thoughts to help those ready to share in that effort. Enjoy!


“These days, telling someone how fast their internet connection is should count as flirting.”


“A man’s mood is closely linked to the kind of porn he watches.”


“Buying sex just takes money, but getting free sex takes talent, skill, and charisma.”


“Any woman who willingly has sex after having given birth has to be a masochist on some level.”


“Contrary to what football fans say, a dick-measuring contest is the only true game of inches.”


“With the right looks, you can be an untalented stripper and still be successful.”


“Anyone who thinks they need blowjob lessons is overthinking blowjobs, in general.”

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