Jack Fisher’s Sexy Sunday Thoughts: Thanksgiving 2020 Edition

The holidays are truly upon us now. We can all stop complaining about malls and stores putting their decorations up too damn early. It’s officially not early anymore. We’re in the heart of the season. It often starts just before Thanksgiving, but now we’re past the before part.

Let’s not overlook the big, ugly turkey in the room, though. This past Thanksgiving, and the holidays in general, are bound to be different this year. You just can’t have normal Thanksgiving festivities during a once-in-a-century global pandemic. It’s both irresponsible and dangerous. That’s why we have to adapt, but doing so doesn’t mean abandoning the holiday spirit.

This past Thanksgiving was very different for me and my family. I’m used to big family gatherings, long tables of tightly packed family members gorging on food, and lots of friendly hugging. That sort of deal just isn’t conducive to things like social distancing. I understand that. I don’t like it, but I understand it.

Were it not for video chatting and Zoom, I might not have seen my family at all this year. For that, I’m thankful. If nothing else, it encourages me to make Thanksgiving extra awesome next year. I encourage others to do the same if we’ve done enough to end this pandemic. With two vaccines in the works, that’s no longer too big an if.

In the meantime, it’s still a great time to get into the holiday spirit. This past Thanksgiving may have been different, but it’s still a reason to celebrate and appreciate what we have, as well as what we’ve overcome. Here are some Sexy Sunday Thoughts to help you feel thankful, among other things. Enjoy!

“A tactful nymphomaniac is not that different from a functional alcoholic.”

“Men can’t help but be conflicted when a woman recognizes a famous porn star.”

“To some extent, drama is the foreplay before foreplay.”

“The human race would literally not exist without motherfuckers and yet we use that as an insult.”

“Find a lover who will protect you the same way a pervert protects their hard drive.”

“Like it or not, hot moms are likely to raise the most awkward teenagers.”

“Hate sex leaves your body and mind conflicted, even when you do it right.”

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