I know I say this every year and I’ve every intention of saying it for as long as I can.
My mom is the absolute best!
I’ll say it as many times as I have to and for whatever reason comes to mind. Mother’s Day just gives me more reasons than most. It’s yet another opportunity to appreciate the wonderful woman I’m lucky enough to call mom and I make it a point to take advantage of those. She deserves all the love a mother can get and then some. Today is just a large part of that effort.
I know how lucky I am to have an awesome mom. There are many other moms out there who deserve plenty of praise. They birth us, they love us, and they raise us. Their love is the foundation for which we understand and appreciate love. From the day we’re born to the day we die, the love of a mother is part of who we are.
It would be easy to call Mother’s Day just another Hallmark Holiday. It doesn’t matter if it is. Moms are still worth celebrating and cherishing. Whether it’s as simple as a card or an elaborate brunch, complete with male strippers, today is a day in which we show our appreciation. I certainly plan on doing my part for my mother. Hopefully, these Sexy Sunday Thoughts will inspire you to do yours. Enjoy!
“If necessity is the mother of all invention, then horniness is the negligent father of kink.”
“There’s at least one person turned on by the things you find disgusting.”
“By default, necrophiliacs will always have the fewest sexual harassment complaints.”
“Falling in love requires us to follow our hearts, but selectively listen to our genitals.”
“Talent makes some people a good lover, but practicing foreplay will make anyone a capable lover.”
“An expensive wedding ring is basically an overpriced no trespassing sign for your genitals.”
“Hiding an awkward boner is a skill no man wants to learn the hard way.”
I’ll say it again, just to belabor it.
My mom is the best!
To her and all the wonderful mothers out there, Happy Mother’s Day. Thank you for birthing us, loving us, and nurturing us through this chaotic world. After a year like this, that love has never been more precious. Today, you deserve to be celebrated and pampered. Enjoy it! You’ve earned it.
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