Sexy Sunday Thoughts: “Avengers Endgame” Edition


I don’t think I’m exaggerating when I say that, with respect to fans of superhero movies, this weekend is the biggest weekend in the history of the genre. It’s impossible to overstate just how big a deal “Avengers Endgame” is, both for fans of superheroes and for the whole of cinematic history. It’s not an exaggeration to say that weekend will go down as historic for so many reasons.

Even though the movie is out and many have already seen it, I won’t go into too much detail. I’ve already written my review and many so have many others. The impact of this movie has just started to sink in and the reactions to it will define a generation in ways we haven’t seen since the first “Star Wars” movie.

As a lifelong fan of superheroes and comic books, it’s hard to put into words what “Avengers Endgame” means to me. I still remember the dark days of Joel Shumacher’s “Batman and Robin” and the horrors of Barakapool in “Wolverine Origins.” Superhero movies have come a long way. It wasn’t that long ago that a movie on the scale of “Avengers” seemed impossible.

Now, here we are, celebrating the impact of “Avengers Endgame.” What started over 10 years ago with “Iron Man” has finally come to a close. For those who have seen the movie, I doubt I could put into words the impact that this cinematic journey has had on us all. As someone who has been inspired by these characters for years, these truly are remarkable times.

While I can never articulate the feeling I had after seeing “Avengers Endgame,” I can at least celebrate it along with others who appreciate it. This edition of my Sexy Sunday Thoughts is my contribution to that effort. I’m sure others will be celebrating and remember this weekend for years to come.

“It says something about the breadth of human sexuality when clowns can be both a phobia and a fetish.”

“On the basis of results, oral sex has been the most effective form of contraception in human history.”

“Afterglow is the only kind of exhaustion that lazy people appreciate.”

“If humping counts as exercise, then having sex counts as getting in shape.”

“Giving a man a hand-job when his horny is the sexual equivalent of giving him a gift card for Christmas.”

“Couples that go to strip clubs on dates are like gourmet chefs who go to fast food for dinner.”

“The volatility of a relationship is directly proportional to the hotness of the makeup sex.”

Regardless of how you feel about superhero movies or the superhero genre, there’s no getting around what “Avengers Endgame” has achieved. I’m sure fans like myself will be talking about it and contemplating it for years to come. Now, one era of cinematic glory has ended. Another is set to begin. As a fan who has thoroughly enjoyed the journey, I’m looking forward to what the future has in store.

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