Jack’s CreepyPastas: The Revenge of Lonnie Campman

This is a video from my YouTube channel, Jack’s World.

This video is a CreepyPasta story inspired by some stories I read about people who had experienced homelessness. Enjoy!

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FIRST NFL SUNDAY OF THE 2024 SEASON IS HERE!

Yes, I know the title was in all caps.

No, that was not a mistake.

My caps-lock was not on and for good reason. I am internally yelling at the top of my lungs as I type these words because today is the day!

WEEK ONE OF THE 2024 NFL REGULAR SEASON HAS ARRIVED!

It has been a long offseason. It always is when you love football as much as I do. But once again, the wait is over. I understand the season kicked off on Thursday night and Friday night with a couple of primetime games. And yes, I watched those games with the joy and excitement of a horny rabbit on crack.

But today is the day when the real meat of week one begins! At 1:00 p.m., eastern standard time, multiple games will kick off. If all goes according to plan, I’ll be sitting on my couch with a pizza, a beer, and NFL Redzone on my TV. And for the rest of the day and well into the evening, I’ll be watching every glorious moment I can process for the first week of the 2024 NFL season.

It is one of the best days of the year for me. It’s something I’ve come to treasure more and more as I’ve gotten older. And I look forward to spending every Sunday for the rest of the year enjoying every moment of NFL football.

So, to answer the question that the legendary Hank Williams Jr. often asked…yes! I am ready for some football!

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Terminator Zero: New Fate And Renewed Hope

This is a video from my YouTube channel, Jack’s World.

It’s been a long time since Terminator fans had a reason get to excited. But with the release of Terminator Zero on Netflix, the fate of this franchise has promise. The story of Sarah and John Connor is in the past. Through this series, a new future and a new war against Skynet has begun. And I couldn’t be more thrilled with the possibilities. Enjoy!

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Sexy Short Story: Alone Time

The following is another sexy short story that I wrote with the help of NovelAI. Enjoy!


Lucas Guy and Sophia Ginaman grew up in a conservative, upper-middle class town that always seemed to be keeping an eye on them. From when they were kids to when they finished high school, their lives had been subject to extensive scrutiny. Whether they were in school, church, camp, or working part-time jobs, someone always had to be watching them. The very concept of having private time was a precious commodity. If their parents, teachers, and pastors had their way, it wouldn’t even exist.

But even with all this oversight, it didn’t stop Lucas and Sophia from falling in love. They’d known each other since middle school. They’d gone to every dance and formal event together. They also went on dates, but those dates were always supervised or chaperoned. They could embrace, hold hands, and even kiss. But they were never permitted any alone time together.

It was a frustrating situation that resulted in a lot of tension, romantic and sexual. There were times when a parent or chaperone literally pulled Lucas and Sophia apart because they were getting “too affectionate,” as their pastor often called it. On a few occasions, they were scolded for tempting one another’s passions. They were warned that their actions might lead to something inappropriate. But as they got older, that seemed more like an excuse to keep them apart.

Lucas and Sophia were young, but they were mature enough to know how unfair this was. They didn’t want to be punished for expressing their feelings. And the more their desires were tempered, the more they craved to express them. They still played by the rules, for the most part. But at some point, the passion exceeded the logic of the rules.

Finally, just two weeks after graduation, the couple got their first real opportunity to be alone together.

Sophia’s parents agreed to let her stay at the lakeside cabin with her two girlfriends, Clara and Violet. And Lucas’ family agreed to let him stay at that same cabin, believing he would be spending the weekend with his three male buddies, Wendell, Kevin, and Alan. The cabin was owned by Sophia’s grandfather, who often rented it out to high school and college kids in the summer. The assumption was that he didn’t rent it to anyone who might use the cabin for “immoral purposes.” But Sophia’s grandfather might have been the only one who dared to let young people in love enjoy a little alone time.

So, when Lucas and Sophia arrived at the cabin separately just after sunset on a Friday night, it was oddly overwhelming. They were finally alone together without any parent, teacher, or pastor keeping them apart. But once it sank in, years worth of pent-up passion and desire erupted between them.

“Here we are…alone at last,” Lucas said as he and Sophia took in the quiet, darkened cabin.

“Yeah…alone,” she said distantly, holding his hand as they stood together in the foyer.

“Alone…together…and with nobody watching or scrutinizing us for an entire weekend.”

Sophia turned towards him. The look in her eyes made it clear. She was fully aware of the implications and possibilities. Not much else had to be said at that point. Lucas leaned over and kissed her, but this was no peck on the cheek, which was the most their parents had ever permitted. This was the kind of kiss they only dared to share in private. They were now free to kiss passionately and deeply. The feeling was overwhelming.

When their lips parted, Sophia was breathing hard.

“You okay?” Lucas asked, knowing how intense the moment must have been.

“I’ll be fine…once you kiss me again,” she replied.

“Duly noted,” he smiled, before kissing her again.

This time, they didn’t break off the kiss. Lucas took her in his arms and embraced her fully, with her breasts pressing against his chest. She reciprocated, holding him tight and pressing herself against him. Their hearts raced and their breaths heaved. This was really happening. And nobody was there to stop them

Sophia ran her fingers through his hair, and his hands roamed around her back. Their kiss became more passionate and deep, with their tongues swirling around inside each other’s mouths.

Lucas moved his lips down, kissing her cheek and her neck. Her skin was so soft and smooth. He’d fantasized about this for years, and his fantasy was finally a reality. The taste of her lips was intoxicating. His tongue grazed her collarbone. Then, he nibbled gently on her neck. She moaned. His hands explored her body, caressing her back, her sides, and her butt.

“Let’s take this to the master bedroom,” she said.

“Already?” he smiled.

“Are you kidding? We’ve waited this long for some alone time. Let’s not wait a second longer!”

Holding hands, the couple dashed up the stairs to the bedroom. The second they got into the room, they started stripping their clothes off, with Sophia unbuttoning her blouse and pulling it off her shoulders while Lucas pulled his t-shirt over his head.

She wore a light-blue laced bra, which was already visible underneath her top. He’d seen her wear it a number of times on their chaperoned dates, but he never got to admire her like this. Seeing her wearing it was a major turn-on, but being alone with her like this took it to a whole new level.

As her top came off, Sophia also unzipped her denim skirt, letting it drop to the floor, leaving her in just her bra and panties

As she kicked away her skirt, Lucas took off his jeans and pulled down his boxers, his erection sprung up in the open air. He’d been thinking about this for a while, but he’d never been able to get fully aroused before. Upon seeing him fully naked for the first time, Sophia’s eyes widened with amazing.

“Wow! You’re…really big!” she remarked.

“It’s uh…not too big, is it?”

“It’s perfect. You’re perfect!”

Sophia rushed to him and they started making out. Lucas was a good foot taller than her, and his hands were everywhere, caressing her body, groping her butt, and rubbing her breasts. She rubbed her breasts against his chest, her hard nipples poking him. His hands roamed behind her back and he found the clasp of her bra.

“May I?” he asked.

“Please…take it all off!” she responded.

Lucas unclasped the bra and it fell to the floor, exposing her breasts. They were so beautiful. He’d seen them before, but only a glimpse or two. He’d only ever seen her in a bathing suit a few times. And whenever her top became loose, she immediately covered up. Now, they were out in the open, and so perfect.

“Your breasts…they’re so beautiful,” he remarked.

“Thank you,” she replied, “Now, let me see what I’ve been missing out on all these years.”

Lucas and Sophia switched positions. He was now the one standing in front, with her behind him, admiring his naked body. Her hands glided up and down his torso, feeling his strong, manly frame. She pressed her breasts against his back and squeezed him, feeling his muscles and his warm, sexy body.

“Oh God,” she groaned, “I’ve been dreaming about this.”

“You and me both.”

She kissed his shoulder and neck, then her hands lowered, cupping his balls and stroking his shaft. She was impressed.

“You feel so hard. You’ve wanted this for a long time.”

“We both have,” he replied.

“How many times have you thought about this?”

“Every day,” he replied, “And…every night.”

“So have I,” she confessed, “I’m tired of pretending that I’m not horny…that being in love doesn’t mean we can’t get horny.”

“We don’t have to pretend any longer,” he replied, turning to face her.

Sophia leaned back and sat on the bed. She looked so sexy in her laced panties. Lucas knelt down in front of her and his hands roamed her legs. She lifted her hips and he pulled down her panties, removing the last shred of clothing covering her body. He was now face to face with her bare vagina, her labia spread open and moist.

“God, you look good naked,” he uttered.

Sophia blushed. Her heart pounded, and her body trembled. Her pussy was throbbing and soaked.

“Please…touch me,” she begged.

Lucas smiled, leaned in, and kissed her inner thigh. He, then moved closer to her crotch.

“Oooohhhh God,” she whimpered.

Lucas was in no hurry. He was soaking in every detail. The smell and the sight of her womanhood. The way her hips bucked, the way she squirmed, and the sounds she made. Everything about this was incredible.

His lips kissed her soft, moist flesh. She squealed with delight. He teased her, kissing all around her vagina. It drove her wild, especially when his tongue licked her wet slit.

“Please…taste me,” she whimpered.

His tongue grazed her outer labia. Then he moved deeper, penetrating her, licking her clit, and sucking on her. She squealed and grabbed his head, forcing him deeper. He devoured her. It was a sensation beyond anything she’d ever felt before.

“Ooooohhhh God!” she wailed.

Her moans got louder. Her legs squeezed him. Her entire body tensed up. She was already on the brink of climax. It came up so fast an unexpectedly. It further confirmed how much of these feelings had been pent up between them.

“Yes…YES…YESSSS…OOOOOHHHHH GOOOOODDDD!!!” she screamed.

She came hard, much to her lover’s surprise. But that didn’t stop Lucas licked up all her juices. Her legs spasmed. Her body shook. Her hips bucked. Then, her muscles relaxed and she fell back on the bed.

“Oh my God…I never came like that before,” she remarked.

“Never?” he replied.

“Never! Not even by myself.”

“Wow! I’m honored,” he smiled, rising to his feet and leaning over her.

He kissed her stomach, moving upwards. Sophia was still dazed. She felt his kisses moving up her torso. He got to her breasts, kissing and nibbling her cleavage, but avoiding her nipples. He wanted to give those some extra attention.

His tongue traced her curves, going back and forth. Then, he kissed her areolas, moving closer and closer to her nipples. She moaned and writhed. Her nipples were so hard. He wanted to tease her a bit longer. He sucked her breasts, but kept avoiding her nipples. She was so close, but it felt so far away.

“Lucas…” she whimpered.

She couldn’t wait any longer. Lucas’ mouth closed over her right nipple and he suckled her breast, sending her to new heights of pleasure. Her entire body spasmed again. She squealed and wrapped her arms around him, pulling him closer, wanting more. He did the same to her left breast. She was overwhelmed by the sensation. But she still craved more

“Please…do me,” she moaned, “Make love to me, Lucas!”

Lucas smiled. It was finally time. He climbed on top of her and kissed her deeply. Their bodies were entwined. Sophia spread her legs and guided his penis towards her entrance.

“Are you sure?” he asked.

“Absolutely!” she nodded without hesitation

The moment they’d dreamed of for years was finally upon them. Lucas savored the moment, committing every detail to memory. This was really happening. He and Sophia were about to have sex for the first time. It was a big moment for him, and he wanted to remember it forever.

Finally, the moment came and he made the first move. Lucas pushed the head of his penis inside of her. She was so wet, and her inner muscles were gripping him tightly. He pushed himself deeper, and the pressure was almost overwhelming.

Sophia was lost in the moment. She felt him slide deep inside of her, stretching her vaginal muscles. The feeling was exquisite, but she was still nervous. She was afraid it might hurt. But the pleasure far outweighed the discomfort.

Lucas slid deeper, penetrating her fully. He was so deep, and her insides were so tight.

“Oh my God!” he moaned.

“Lucas…please don’t stop,” she replied, grabbing his hips and pulling him in.

Their hips pressed together. She felt full, and the feeling of him fully inside her was overwhelming.

“You okay?” he asked, kissing her.

“Better than okay…I love it!”

He kissed her again, then started thrusting. She was so wet and tight, it felt incredible. Sophia wrapped her legs around him, squeezing him tighter and keeping him inside of her. Lucus then started thrusting, slowly at first, but gaining speed and intensity. The sound of their bodies slapping together echoed throughout the room.

They kissed passionately and deeply. Sophia moaned into his mouth as he made love to her. Their eyes were locked. They both had the same expression. It was pure, raw, and intense pleasure.

“Faster,” she begged, “Faster, Lucas!”

Lucas picked up the pace, pounding her hard. Her entire body quaked and quivered. The bed shook. It was as if the very foundation of the cabin was shaking. Her breasts jiggled and bounced with each thrust.

“Oh my God, yes! Oh…my…GOD!” she screamed.

Her words were music to his ears. He couldn’t believe it. This was better than his fantasies.

“Sophia…you’re incredible,” he groaned.

Lucas thrust harder and faster. He couldn’t control himself. His body moved on its own. The sensations were overwhelming. He was about to come, and there was no stopping it.

“I’m…so close,” he warned.

“Inside me!” she gasped, “Come inside me, Lucas! Please!”

Lucas thrust as deep and hard as he could. Their bodies slapped together. The tension rose higher and higher. His groin tensed. His legs went numb. His mind was blank. Then, finally, his climax came.

“Ohhh Sophia!” Lucas cried out.

His entire body tensed, and his penis pulsated inside her. He shot his seed deep into her womb. Sophia’s body tensed. Her legs squeezed him. She moaned into his mouth. Then, she came too, her inner walls clenching his shaft and milking his cock.

For several seconds, their bodies were frozen. Lucas and Sophia’s climaxes lasted much longer than either expected. It was as if they were both experiencing an out-of-body experience.

Then, their climaxes subsided and their bodies went limp. They laid in each other’s arms, breathing hard. They were completely spent.

“That was…amazing,” Lucas uttered.

“Incredible,” she agreed.

“I’ve never come like that before.”

“Neither have I. That was incredible, Lucas. Thank you.”

Lucas rolled off of her, and the couple snuggled together in a warm embrace. Sophia’s hand stroked his chest, and her fingers played with the hair around his nipples. He caressed her back and cupped her butt. They were exhausted, and the sex was incredible. But Lucas still had a question on his mind.

“I can’t believe we finally did it,” he remarked.

“Neither can I,” she agreed, “It’s all a little surreal.”

“Yeah…almost a shame it took us this long to get some alone time.”

“Well, we’re here now,” she reminded him. “And that’s all that matters.”

Lucas and Sophia shared a brief kiss. They were still holding each other close. They both knew this was just the beginning. There was plenty of alone time for them. And they would be making the most of it.

“Sophia…we still have the cabin to ourselves for the entire weekend,” Lucas reminded her.

“Yeah, I haven’t forgotten,” she said with a curt grin.

“And if I asked you to spend most of that time bare-ass naked…having sex and making love every which way we can…what would you say?”

Sophia’s grin widened. Her cheeks were blushing. She leaned over and kissed him, pressing her breasts against his chest.

“I’d say it’s the middle of summer. It’s too hot for clothes anyway.”

The couple laughed and began making out again. Their naked bodies were still wrapped in each other’s arms. Their hands caressed and groped. Their legs rubbed together. They were already getting aroused again. It set what promised to be a fun, sexy tone for their extended alone time together.

“God, I love you,” Lucas said.

“I love you too,” she replied.

“How many more times do you think we can do it this weekend?”

“I don’t know. But I look forward to finding out!”

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My NFL 2024 Season Predictions And Picks

This is a video from my YouTube channel, Jack’s World.

In this video, I make my picks and predictions for the 2024 NFL season. Last year, I completely shocked myself by accurately predicting that the Kansas City Chiefs would win the Super Bowl. That marks the second time in three years that I’ve predicted the winner.

That is NOT normal.

So, please don’t use those past successes as proof that my next round of predictions will be just as accurate. A lot has happened in the offseason. And the NFL landscape can change in a big way from year to year.

So, once again, I’m going to try and speculate on how the 2024 season will play out. I’ll go division by division. Then, I’ll offer my pick for who I think will win Super Bowl LIX. Enjoy!

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Happy Labor Day 2024!

Today is Labor Day. For many, it marks the true end of summer. Pools will start closing. Beaches will close with them. And the simple joy of wearing shorts and flip-flops whenever you need to go outside soon won’t be viable.

We know fall and winter are coming.

We know the days are going to start getting shorter and the weather will get less pleasant.

But that’s all the more reason to make this day count. Labor Day certainly has a real history to it that’s worth learning. However you ultimately choose to spend it is up to you. This is our day to cap off the summer and enjoy the warmth of a long summer day before the season changes once more.

So, let’s enjoy it.

Let’s savor it.

Happy Labor Day!

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Jack’s CreepyPastas: The Cult Of Whispers

This is a video from my YouTube channel, Jack’s World.

This video is a CreepyPasta story that I wrote and narrated myself after reading a few stories about creepy cults and the people who follow them. Enjoy!

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Happy (Terminator) Judgement Day!

Today is August 29, 2024.

Officially, it’s just an ordinary day. It has no historical or legal significance of any kind.

But if you happen to be a serious movie buff, or a big fan of the Terminator franchise, it is the official canon date of Judgement Day. According to the events documented in “Terminator 2, Judgement Day,” Skynet became self-aware at 2:14 a.m., Eastern Standard Time, on August 29, 1997. Shortly afterwards, it launched a full-scale war on the whole of humanity.

While it is true that this date has fluctuated over the years due to numerous time travel anomalies and sub-par sequels, the August 29, 1997, date tends to be the most well-known and accepted. And in recent years, I think that date has become even more noteworthy and not just because it celebrates the greatest action movie of all time.

In recent years, artificial intelligence has emerged as something far greater than a standard movie trope. It is now a rapidly growing field, as well a multi-billion-dollar industry. I’ve discussed the possibilities in the past and tried to put more recent advancements like ChatGPT into a proper context. But even I have been astonished at how quickly artificial intelligence has gone from an intriguing possibility to something that’s very real.

At this very moment, anyone with an internet connection can utilize what is essentially a limited AI for various tasks in a manner that would’ve seemed like a futuristic dream less than 10 years ago. It’s very likely that in the next 10 years, AI will advance in plenty of other ways, some which we can’t possibly predict.

But these AI systems are nothing like Skynet. They’re very narrow in terms of their scope and capabilities. They’re not going to become self-aware or gain human-level intelligence. But make no mistake. At some point, we will have an AI that is as smart as an average human, if not smarter. This is not a technological feat that requires a huge breakthrough that defies or redefines physics. It’s largely an engineering and logistical challenge.

Whether it happens next year or several decades from now, it will happen. We will eventually create an AI that’s as capable and self-aware as Skynet. At that point, what happens next has been a huge point of contention and speculation.

Unless someone is stupid enough to give this future AI access to a nuclear weapons system, I don’t see it launching a full-scale nuclear war like Skynet did. Even if it wanted to, I doubt it would be given that level of access. That doesn’t mean it’ll be friendly. The first self-aware AI may very well be hostile in that it sees humanity as a threat. If it does choose to pursue conflict with us, that could result in some truly unprecedented dangers.

It’s unlikely it will manifest like the war we saw unfold in multiple Terminator movies. It’s also unlikely it’ll operate in any body that resembles Arnold Schwarzenegger. Whatever form it does ultimately take, it will still likely mark a turning point for technology and human history, as a whole.

Whether we call it Judgement Day, the technological singularity, Doomsday, or just another day that ends in Y, it’s a date we should take seriously. Because with all technology, there are risks and benefits. There are also best-case scenarios to go along with the worst case. “Terminator 2, Judgement Day” offered us a cinematic experience of how bad it can get if AI becomes hostile.

But we also shouldn’t let that obscure how good it could potentially be if utilized properly. I would even argue that, as the world continues to face unprecedented dangers and uncertainty, we need to advance AI. It might very well be our most important tool in solving critical issues having to do with climate change, medicine, ecological destruction, power generation, and surviving the eventual destruction of our planet.

As such, we should continue to proceed carefully. We should remain cautious as we journey into the future. As Sarah Conner once said, there is no fate but what we make. And when it comes to developing an AI that will eventually become self-aware, let’s make that fate a good one for everyone, be that human or machine.

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Batman The Animated Series: Batman Vs. Three Bored Billionaires

This is a video from my YouTube channel, Jack’s World.

In this video, I highlight and explore one of my favorite episodes of Batman: The Animated Series. While Batman has one of the best rogue’s gallery in all of comics, this episode had him clash with a different kind of enemy.

Like Bruce Wayne, they’re billionaires.

Unlike Bruce Wayne, they choose to be villains.

But it’s why they make such a choice that’s truly remarkable. And the nature of that choice does a lot to affirm why Batman’s story is so powerful. Enjoy!

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Ode To “Airplane!” For Always Making Me Laugh

These days, it’s easy to look back on old movies and TV shows you once found funny and cringe. Sometimes, it’s just part of changing trends. Sometimes, it’s just part of getting older. What you found hilarious when you were 10-years-old isn’t going to be as funny when you’re 40. It’s just a sad fact of life.

But then, there’s a movie like “Airplane!” And I submit that, in terms of comedies that have aged like the finest of wines, this movie is the gold standard.

I certainly understand that comedy and tastes are objective. I also don’t doubt that some people will watch a movie like this, not get the jokes, or take offense to it. But I would also argue that, while you can levy those kinds of criticisms about many comedies from that era, you can’t reasonably apply it to “Airplane!

This movie isn’t just a classic comedy gem from the early 1980s. It’s one of those rare movies that takes a simple, but effective approach at being funny. It doesn’t try to be too smart for its own good. It doesn’t try to be too crude, so as only to appeal to a specific demographic and/or stoners. It just uses the basics of what makes good, endearing comedy and runs with it.

The story itself is not really that complicated. A traumatized ex-fighter pilot, Ted Striker, tries to win back his stewardess girlfriend, Elaine Dickinson, before she moves away and leaves him for good. He follows her to the airport, ends up on a plane with her to Chicago, and just happens to be there when disaster strikes and the flight crew falls ill. Along the way, some truly remarkable comedy gold ensues.

In essence, this movie is largely a parody of common tropes from that era regarding romance, war, and disaster movies. It also used the premise of a far more serious, less funny movie from 1957 called “Zero Hour!” But you don’t have to have seen that movie to appreciate plot, jokes, and comedy of “Airplane!” You just have to have the smallest semblance of a sense of humor.

It does get crude at times, but not so crude as to be juvenile.

It does get quirky with recurring gags, but it never overuses them.

It also gets more than a little suggestive at times, but not to the point where it needs to be rated R.

This movie came out before I was born. However, it was a movie my parents loved. Every time my mother watched it, she would keel over and laugh. I was only around nine-years-old when I first saw it. And even though some of the jokes flew over my head, I still found it funny.

Years later, when I rewatched it, I laughed even harder once I actually got the jokes. To this day, I can re-watch the movie any time of year and still find it hilarious. I still crack up at the scenes that involve speaking Jive. I still laugh every time Leslie Nielson says “And don’t call me Shirley!” And the autopilot steals the show every time.

While I wouldn’t go so far as to call “Airplane!” my favorite movie or even my favorite comedy, I can’t recall a single movie or TV show that has consistently made me laugh over the years. And at a time when so many other TV shows and movies are aging poorly, it just makes me appreciate “Airplane!” that much more.

So, for that, I thank David and Jerry Zucker, and all those involved in making this movie, for giving the world this timeless comedy gem. And if you haven’t seen it yet and are in the mood for some quality comedy, give “Airplane!” a watch. If laughter truly is good for the soul, this movie should give you plenty of nourishment.

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