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It’s Election Day America! Go VOTE!

Today is Election Day, America.

I know you’re tired of all the ads.

I know you’re sick of politics on every level.

Now, it’s time to vote. I don’t care how cynical you are. I don’t care how jaded, disillusioned, or alienated you feel. You’re American, damn it! This is what it means to be an American!

You don’t lie down and accept the current state of affairs. You don’t just whine, bitch, and moan about it on social media. You get off your ass, you go to the polls, and you do something. It may not feel like much. Given the many flaws of our voting system, it often doesn’t amount to much. But it’s still worth doing.

It’s not because your vote is the most important vote in the country.

It’s not because this election is the most important election of your life.

Voting is simply the right thing to do in a democracy, full stop. And before any of you smartass libertarians chime in and say America is a republic, not a democracy, let me just say one thing.

First off, fuck you! Fuck you and your never-ending effort to enable the worst reactionaries of every political ideology in the name of your bullshit notion of actual freedom.

Second, America is a democracy. Specifically, it’s a republic with democratic representation. It cannot be a functioning republic without democracy. And it can’t be a democracy without a functioning republic. That functionality only manifests when you actually vote.

It doesn’t have to have a deeper political meaning beyond that. But if that’s still not enough for you, then I’m sorry. You’re a shitty excuse for an American and you might be better off moving to a country that treats voting, laws, and human rights the same way you treat toilet paper.

If it sounds like I’m being more harsh than usual, that’s because I am. I’ll even admit that my faith in American democracy, the state of the world, and the human race as a whole has never been lower. I’m at a point right now where I don’t expect things to get better. I don’t have hope for a better future. I expect things to get worse and I expect entropy to inevitably do its thing to this country I love.

But I’m still going to vote.

I’m still going to do my part for America today.

I don’t need a reason beyond what I’ve just laid out. If you need me to give you more, then that’s your problem.

We’re still Americans. We still love our country. We still value its ideals, no matter what our political leanings might be.

So be a good American and go vote!

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What Would You Do If A Nuclear Attack Was Immanent?

This is a video from my YouTube channel, Jack’s World.

Since the invention of nuclear weapons, the possibility of nuclear war has been a looming threat. Geopolitics has evolved, as has the source of tension and danger. But there’s no question that these weapons are devastating. And should they ever be used, the world will change.

But what would we do, as individuals, if we knew as a nuclear attack was immanent? We got a brief taste of that in 2018 with the false missile alert in Hawaii. Now, I’d like to offer my own take on this question on what I would do if such an attack was immanent. Enjoy!

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Happy 4th Of July 2025!

My fellow Americans, today is the 4th of July. Regardless of your politics, your attitudes, or your outlook on the future of this country, today is a day for celebration.

Following the news or engaging in one too many political debates can often obscure our perspective. To simply be born in America during a time like this, out of all the other places where we could’ve been born, isn’t just a privilege. It’s a stroke of luck that we should not make light of.

The United States of America is far from a perfect nation. Its history and people are complicated and often mired in controversy. But that’s less a reflection of a nation and more a byproduct of humans, in general, being so imperfect.

But despite our imperfections, we were able to come together and build a nation like America. We may not always uphold its greatest ideals, but those ideals are worth striving for, fighting for, and dying for in times of crisis.

So for today, remember those American ideals. Cherish them. Celebrate them. We have a long ways to go as a country. But to get to a better future, let’s just celebrate the gift we’ve been giving as Americans here in the present.

Happy 4th of July!

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Team America World Police: The Greatest (And Most Honest) Patriotic Movie Of All Time

This is a video from my YouTube channel, Jack’s World.

In the spirit of America and all it stands for, I made this video to celebrate a very special movie that truly captures the essence of patriotism. That movie is Team America: World Police.

Yes, it has puppets, profanity, and barfing. But it is the most genuine, honest portrayal of American patriotism in the history of cinema. And that makes it worth celebrating. Enjoy!

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It’s Election Day, America! VOTE!

Today is the first Tuesday after the first Monday of November. That means that, here in America, it’s Election Day.

It also means that, if you’re of legal age and status, you should definitely vote. I already encouraged everyone to make plans a few months ago. Now, it’s time to put those plans into action.

I know you’re probably sick of seeing endless election ads.

I know you’re probably sick of politics, in general. Believe me, I am too. There’s nothing I would love more than to see the non-stop news coverage surrounding this election finally end. But that only happens if we all do our part and vote.

There’s a lot I can say about the current state of politics. I think I’ve made plenty of my positions clear over the years, so I won’t re-hash them. I’m sure there’s a lot I can say about the stakes in this election. Every year, it seems, we’re faced with the most important election of our lifetime. It may sound generic, but it’s true.

Every election in a democracy matters.

Every election in every year matters.

Today is every American’s chance to make their voice heard and make their vote matter. Do it!

There will be plenty of time to digest the politics later once all the votes are counter. For now, just get out there and vote!

Let’s do this, America.

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My Fellow Americans: Please Vote (And Be Proactive About It)!

My fellow Americans, it’s almost time.

As stated in Title 2, Chapter 1, Section 1, of the U.S. Code, Election Day shall occur on the Tuesday after the first Monday in November. That means on November 5, 2024, it is the civic duty and responsibility of eligible adult citizens of the United States of America to cast their vote for their next slate of representatives.

I know most well-informed Americans are already aware of this.

I also know many of those same Americans are probably sick, tired, and frustrated to no end about the current state of politics in the United States. I count myself among those Americans.

But no matter how angry or irate we are about the current state of the discourse, it’s critical that we vote. It is one of the most tangible measures of influence that we, the ordinary citizens of this Country, can have on the direction of this country. It’s how we, as a nation and as a collective, make our voices heard. We may not always agree with those in power or how they conduct themselves in guiding matters of law or policy, but our votes are what enables their efforts.

And sadly, the simple act of voting has been subject to plenty of complications. The history of voting rights in America has been anything but ideal. In recent years, political polarization has resulted in numerous efforts to undermine or hinder voting for certain populations. It varies from state to state, but that’s exactly why now is the time to be proactive about voting.

As I write this, Election Day is still weeks away. For some people, they haven’t planned that far ahead. They haven’t even figured out what costume they’ll wear for Halloween or what they’ll have for dinner three days from now. For those who have a regular job or work multiple jobs, just making the time to vote might be daunting.

But that’s all the more reason to start planning now. If you’ve just stumbled across this website or somehow clicked here on accident, consider this an impassioned plea.

Be proactive!

Make plans now!

Make a concerted effort to vote!

If you’re not sure what the procedure is, use whatever resource you can to register or obtain a necessary ID. One of the best resources that I’ve found, which helped me a great deal when I moved to my current home, is Vote.org. It’s a simple, straightforward web resource that can be accessed on most any device connected to the internet. And it’ll give you the information you need to register to vote.

Again, it varies from state to state. Some states have more paperwork and legal loopholes than others. And some are a lot less scrupulous than others when it comes to ensuring eligible citizens can vote. Regardless of their stated reasons for doing so (which is almost always political and self-serving), I encourage everyone within these states to do what they must to navigate these obstacles, even if they seem absurd.

Some of those absurdities might take more time than others. Even for those that don’t, voting might still be challenging, simply because if work schedules and personal/family obligations. If your state allows early voting, then this is the perfect time to look into it. If you simply need to make accommodations at work or with family, this is the perfect time to plan for that, as well.

Whatever you have to do, go ahead and do it. The sooner you do it, the less stressful it’ll be. And, most importantly, your country will be better in the long run.

I’ll say it one more time for dramatic effect.

Go to Vote.org and learn what you have to do!

Vote, my fellow Americans!

Make plans now!

The future of America literally depends on it.

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A Note On The 2024 Election And The Simpsons

I know a lot has been going on this past week with American politics. In the past, I usually make my sentiments known whenever a major event occurs. As an American and someone who genuinely takes pride in his country, I am affected by these events. I want to see the country I love thrive and prosper for all the right reasons. And when something terrible happens, I don’t hide how I feel about it.

But this past week, I had to restrain myself. I won’t go into detail because I don’t care to attract certain reactionary elements of American politics.

However, there is one particular event I’d like to highlight. This past weekend, President Joe Biden announced that he is dropping out of the 2024 election and will not seek a second term. But in that same announcement, he also voiced his support for nominating Vice President Kamala Harris.

Now, there’s a lot I could say about President Biden and the job he’s done since coming into office. There’s a lot I could say about Kamala Harris, as well. Both have their share of strengths and weaknesses as politicians and public servants. I’m certainly not qualified to delve into them.

Instead, I’ll just point out that, like so many other major historical events, “The Simpsonsmay have already foreseen this. And it wouldn’t be the first eerily accurate prediction, either. Now, does that mean that Kamala Harris is certain to be the next President of the United States?

No, of course it doesn’t. You still have to vote and you totally should.

But just take a moment and look at the resemblance.

I’m not saying that those working on “The Simpsons” are time travelers. But if this comes to pass, how the hell are we going to explain it?

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Happy 4th Of July!

Today is the 4th of July.

For many of my fellow Americans, this is a day of celebration that’s likely to include cookouts, fireworks, cold drinks, and any number of patriotic displays. Whether it takes the form of a parade, waving American flags, or just wearing something red, white, and blue, this is the time to celebrate the best our country has to offer. As an American, I intend to do my part.

I’ve got a six-pack of beer.

I’ve got a pack of hot dogs.

I’ve got burger patties, buns, and enough ketchup to last for the rest of the summer.

And not far from where I live, there’s a fireworks display that I can usually see from the roof of my home. I am as prepared as any citizen can be to celebrate America. And I intend to do so.

Now, I understand it has become difficult for many Americans to celebrate when news, politics, and social ills seem populate our media feeds at every waking hour. I freely admit that the constant barrage of soul-crushing, heartbreaking, and utterly infuriating stories has affected me. I’ll even freely admit it has weakened my once robust faith in humanity.

The fact that 2024 is an Election Year is also not lost upon me, but I’d rather not dwell on that today.

I freely admit America has its flaws, as a nation and as a society. You don’t have to look too far back in history to find those flaws. You also don’t have to look hard to find major flaws today. But that’s okay. Every nation and every society that has ever existed has had flaws. That’s because human beings, as a whole, are very flawed. But that’s all the more reason to strive to be better versions of ourselves.

As Americans, we can certainly do better on many fronts. But for today, let’s just set the politics and social issues aside. Let’s table our many problems for a brief moment to just acknowledge how far we’ve come. America, for all its flaws and missteps, is a wonderful nation full of amazing people.

That’s worth celebrating.

That’s worth cherishing.

That’s worth sharing good food, cold drinks, and some fireworks on a hot summer day.

There will be plenty of time to confront the many issues facing this country and its role in the world. For now, let’s celebrate!

To my fellow Americans, Happy 4th of July!

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Dear Jon Stewart: PLEASE Run For President

Like many Americans of a certain age, I was elated when I heard that Jon Stewart, the Walter Cronkite of an entire generation, was returning to the Daily Show. It may sound strange, being so thrilled with a comedian returning to a job he hasn’t done in almost 10 years. But Jon Stewart is no ordinary host/comedian.

This is a man whose comedy, wit, and insights made the news palatable for millions of people who were disillusioned, dissatisfied, and mostly disinterested with the issues of the day. He could take something as complicated as gun control, abortion rights, international relations, and war and present in a way that most ordinary people could understand and even laugh at.

But the comedy didn’t come from making light of these issues. They were a natural byproduct of Jon Stewart’s innate ability to confront the absurdities and the bullshit that often lay at the foundation of these issues, as well as the people or institutions who were supposed to deal with them.

It didn’t matter where anyone was on the political spectrum.

It didn’t matter if they were republican, democrat, or independent.

If there was even a trace amount of bullshit behind the political machinations, Jon Stewart would highlight it, confront it, and present it in a way that made it feel important. It’s a big reason why, despite an increasing amount of political polarization, Stewart often ranked high as a trusted name for people of many persuations.

But there were also times when comedy was not enough or not appropriate. In those instances, Jon Stewart could be both serious and passionate. When Congress threatened to cut benefits for 9/11 responders, Stewart made a very public, very impassioned plea that ultimately resulted in the benefits being passed. If you need any proof at just how powerful one voice can be, just watch the testimony for yourself.

There’s a lot more about Jon Stewart that I can say. I understand he’s one of those rare celebrity figures whose voice carries more weight than most. But I’ll dispense with those sentiments because, after seeing him return to the Daily Show and demonstrate his remarkable skill for confronting bullshit, I have one important message for him

Jon Stewart, on behalf of America and everyone who cherishes the values it espouses, please run for President.

I know it’s a hallow and somewhat absurd plea. It’s not like Jon will ever read this, but I’m not the only one who has made this plea. Others with far larger platforms have implored him to run. Even though Stewart has gone on record as saying he doesn’t want the job, that just makes him even more qualified in my mind.

Now, I love America. And I consider myself a proud American. But I don’t deny that this country I love has taken a dark, disturbing turn in recent years. Between the rise of Christian Nationalism and the rollback of basic rights, we are not heading down a good path. And if we’re not careful, we could end up electing the kind of narcissistic wannabe despot who would gladly destroy America’s democratic institutions for his own personal vanity.

You know who I’m talking about. I won’t say his name. I refuse to give him more attention than he deserves.

But Jon Stewart is the perfect candidate to counter that kind of self-centered bullshit. He’s not just someone with the wit and charisma to appeal to voters. He’s not afraid to directly confront toxic people with toxic politics, even on live TV. If you need a reminder of how effective he is, just watch this.

During contentions times like this, there aren’t many individuals who can navigate the bullshit and resonate with people of many backgrounds. I would even make that case that none of the candidates currently running for President or showing an interest in running have what it takes to do the job.

But Jon Stewart is one of those individuals. He might very well be the only person whose name, skill set, and public persona is strong enough to carry both an election and the duties necessary to undo the damage that has been done to America.

Yes, he’s a celebrity.

Yes, we’ve already had a not-so-fun experience with celebrities becoming president.

But in times like this, we can’t let the past obstruct the present. When a country and a society is on a bad path, we need to rally ourselves and others to navigate these dangerous forces. Nobody can do it alone. One leader isn’t going to fix everything. But someone like Jon Stewart is one of the few who could help America realize that it’s not too late.

I don’t claim to know what will happen with American politics in the days leading up to the election. I just know that, even if there’s no such thing as a perfect candidate, Jon Stewart is pretty damn close.

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Happy Election Day 2023 (Now Vote)!

My fellow Americans, today is Election Day 2023.

Yes, it’s not a Presidential Election year. That’s not until 2024.

But it’s still Election Day. And in many jurisdictions throughout the United States, including my own, you can still vote. It may not be for President, but you can still vote for representatives of every level from the school board to the county to the state house.

And you should. For democracy to work and for liberty, as we know it, to remain, we must do our part. We must get out there and cast our votes to make our voices heard. If you don’t know where your polling place is, you can find it at this site.

https://www.vote.org/

The information is free. Voting is free. Getting out to vote still takes effort, but it’s worth doing. As an American, it’s one of the most important things you can do.

So please do your part. Get out there and vote. Your country and democracy will be better because of it.

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