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September 5, 2025 · 7:02 am

NFL Redzone Will Now Have Commercials (And That SUCKS)!

Approximately one month ago, I made a desperate plea in wake of the news that ESPN was acquiring NFL Network, which included NFL Redzone. That plea was simple and reasonable.

Do not ruin NFL Redzone.

It’s really not a big ask. NFL Redzone has been the best thing to ever happen for NFL football. Many fans, myself included, build their entire Sunday afternoons around watching seven hours of commercial free football, guided by the ever-affable Scott Hansen. We pay a great deal of money ever year for this channel. We support it in every way we can.

All ESPN and their Disney overlords had to do was leave it alone.

That’s all the NFL had to do. Fans wouldn’t have even noticed the ESPN takeover, let alone complain about it.

Instead, the NFL decided to preempt the enshitification process before ESPN and Disney even took over. On September 3, 2025, a date I’m sure will live in infamy for an entire generation of football fans, Scott Hansen himself announced that this wonderful phenomenon that we call NFL Redzone will now have commercials.

Most of the time, I try to be measured in my reaction to distressing news. But as a lifelong football fan and someone who has loved NFL Redzone from the beginning, I just can’t do it this time.

FUCK EVERY PERSON BEHIND THIS DECISION!

FUCK EVERYONE WHO SIGNED OFF ON IT!

FUCK SCOTT HANSEN FOR ACTUALLY GOING ALONG WITH IT!

Sometimes, profanity and all-caps are entirely warranted. If there were something else I could do to convey my frustration with this news, I would. I fully expected ESPN and Disney to begin the enshitification process of NFL media. That’s what they do. That’s how our current economic system works, especially in the United States.

But at the very least, I hoped we would get at least one more year before that process started. ESPN hasn’t even taken control of NFL Redzone yet. This was actually something the NFL did on their own. And the fans who have supported and paid for this for so many years are getting screwed over.

It would be one thing if these commercials coincided with a significant price drop in NFL Redzone. Hell, I would be okay if there was a separate channel like it launched with a different host at a discount. YouTube Premium has something like that with YouTube Premium Lite. But nope! The NFL is just doing this on the eve of the start of the 2025 regular season. It’s not just a shady practice from a multi-billion-dollar corporation. It’s a dick move in the highest order.

The worst part is that there’s nothing fans can do about it. Even though the reaction on social media was universally negative, including numerous calls for cancellations and boycotts, this just isn’t going to change anything. The NFL isn’t a struggling company like Cracker Barrel. It’s the single largest sports entity in America. It has billions of dollars and immense influence.

They understand that peoples’ attention spans are too short and they’ll just forget about the outrage after a few weeks. They also understand people can’t organize effectively against billion-dollar entities. The last decade of politics has proven that beyond any reasonable doubt. They have enough money to wait for people to get outraged about something else.

In the meantime, the NFL is already doing a half-hearted job at damage control, saying the ads will be very short. I still call bullshit because that’s just how it starts. The NFL’s appetite for money, to say nothing of ESPN/Disney, is going to force them to increase those ads. It’s like getting people used to being screwed.

Start small. Make it feel like a minor pin prick.

Eventually, they’ll be able to bend you over, fuck you to within an inch of your life, take your money, and you’ll just be fine with it.

That’s the endgame. And this is just the beginning. I wish I could offer some semblance of hope or some possible resource. But like I said, we can’t do anything. Boycotts don’t work when the enemy has billions of dollars and an army of high-paid lawyers. We have nothing.

The only thing you could do that might draw their ire is to “sail the high seas” when watching football. Normally, I don’t advocate that. But if you know what I mean by those words, then you understand why.

That might very well be the one thing that directly combats enshitification. When enough people “sail the high seas” to get what they want, then the companies behind the enshtification lose out. They’ll try to fight it and make a few high profile stops.

But take it from someone who lived through the Napster era, which upended the music industry beyond repair. Even the NFL can’t stop those who sail the high seas. Every time one high-profile service goes down, countless others pop up. I won’t name names. I’ll just note that it took less than 24 hours for one major site to get multiple mirrors, which are now easily available to anyone with an internet connection.

Will that be enough to change the NFL’s mind on NFL Redzone? I doubt it.

I’m too much of a pessimist at this point to hope for anything better. So, I’ll just conclude by repeating my earlier sentiments.

FUCK EVERY PERSON BEHIND THIS DECISION!

FUCK EVERYONE WHO SIGNED OFF ON IT!

FUCK SCOTT HANSEN FOR ACTUALLY GOING ALONG WITH IT!

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August 7, 2025 · 8:17 am

Dear ESPN/Disney: PLEASE Don’t Ruin NFL Redzone

I love football. I hope I’ve made that abundantly clear at this point. I’ve been watching football all my life and this is usually the time of year where my excitement for a new season reaches its apex.

In general, I try not get too caught up in the politics or media matters related to football. I know that’s not always possible. Simply following the NFL isn’t as simple as it used to be. The fact you need multiple streaming services to watch every game in a season is a frustrating trend that I do not like in the slightest. But my love of football still exceeds that frustration, so I’m willing to endure.

Now, there’s been another development on the media aspect of football. On August 5th, 2025, ESPN (which is owned by Disney) and the NFL entered into an agreement in which ESPN will acquire NFL Network and certain other media controlled by the NFL, including NFL RedZone. And it’s that last one that has me the most concerned.

I’ve noted before how much I love NFL Rezone. One of my favorite things to do during football season is sit down on my couch with a pizza and a beer on Sunday afternoon, turn on NFL Redzone, and watch seven straight hours of football with no commercials. No need to change the channel. No need to check in on every game to see if there’s been a major development. NFL Redzone does all that for me, courtesy of its wonderful host, Scott Hansen.

But I’ve seen what happens with these media deals before. It’s become a recurring pattern for over a decade now. A big media conglomerate, of which Disney is one of the biggest, takes control of a major asset. They claim they’re doing this in the name of consolidation and efficiency. But more often than not, it’s ends up accelerating a process called enshitification.

If you don’t know what that word is, you should definitely look it up. It explains a lot of what we observe in the modern media landscape. It describes the tendency of media to decline and degrade in quality, usually because a big company wants to squeeze out more profits to appease shareholders. It’s most prominently featured online, but this is something that happened before the internet. And while Disney isn’t the worst offender (that title belongs to HBO/Warner Brothers), they are pretty damn bad.

I’ve learned to adapt and tolerate enshitification in a lot of things. But I do not want that to happen to NFL Redzone. It’s one of the few things in this world that works perfectly because it avoids commercials and media degradation. It’s just all football for seven hours for 18 Sundays out of the year. If Disney does what Disney is best known to do, it’s only a matter of time before they try injecting commercials or sponsorships into Redzone in a way that degrades the product.

That would be the worst possible scenario and the worst target for enshitification. So to ESPN and their Disney overlords, I beg you on behalf of millions of NFL fans who already pay a ton of money to watch every game, including Redzone.

Please don’t ruin NFL Redzone.

Please resist the urge to enshitify the best thing we football fans have.

The world is already shitty enough. Just let us have this.

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March 12, 2021 · 5:49 am

One Year Ago: The NBA Cancelled A Game Moments Before Tip-Off (And The End Of Normal Began)

It’s amazing to think of where we were at this time last year. It feels so long ago. It might as well have been another century. The simple experience of going out, hanging out with friends, or attending a sporting event seemed so casual. Being in a crowded arena with cheering fans never felt unsafe. It was just loud and roucouse.

That all changed in March 2020. That’s when the world, as we knew it, started to fall apart as the COVID-19 pandemic took hold. I already recounted my own experience when I felt the impact like everyone else. I have a feeling everyone has their moment when they realized this was not going to just blow over easily.

However, if there was one moment in which everybody realized that this was serious, it was when major sports leagues started shutting down. Suddenly, this activity we turn to for an escape was no more. These were billion-dollar leagues who had plenty of incentive to keep playing, regardless of what the news said. The idea of any major league shutting down seemed unthinkable.

The unthinkable finally happened on March 11, 2020 when the Utah Jazz were scheduled to play the Oklahoma City Thunder in a major primetime match-up on ESPN. The arena was packed. People were cheering. Nobody was wearing masks or socially distancing. They were all just ready to escape the news and have a good time.

The game was still scheduled to play. The pre-game show happened without any indication that something was wrong. The players had warmed up and were ready to go. Then, there was a delay. A bunch of officials began discussing something. Nobody had any idea what it was about. Nobody would’ve suspected that the game, the NBA, and the entire sports world was about to shut down.

Looking back at that moment, it seems so ominous and eerie. It might have been the last glimpse of “normal” that we ever saw. Just watch the highlight posted by ESPN that same night. Watch as the world, as we knew it, changed before our eyes.

I’m not a huge basketball fan. I don’t follow the NBA as closely as I follow other sports, like baseball and football. However, seeing this gave me chills. It still does. Listening to these announcers talk about basketball, the season, and the importance of this game seems so surreal.

They have no idea what’s about to happen to the league and the world.

Nobody in that arena knew, from the players to the people serving drinks in the stands.

It really was unthinkable, a game being suspended this close to tip-off because of a pandemic. When it happened, it was the first domino to fall in the sports world. Everything after that just built on the nightmare that unfolded throughout 2020.

Even if you’re not a sports fan, you still understand on some levels how much they mean to people. The world may seem crazy, but we always had our sports and our movies to escape. We never thought things would get so bad that it would all just shut down. Then, it happened and even after an entire year, we having recovered.

That scene in this highlight of a packed arena with cheering fans and no masks seems almost unattainable now. I still believe we’ll see something like this again, hopefully later this year. Right now, though, it’s an eerie reminder of the day we all realized things were about to get much worse than we ever could’ve imagined.

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October 6, 2020 · 5:45 am

Two Monday Night Football Games: Something Awesome From Something Awful In 2020

It’s been a weird year for sports and for horrific reasons. Let’s not overlook that. This year has been horrific in general for reasons I hope I don’t have to belabor. However, it is possible for good things to come out of awful circumstances. That doesn’t make the circumstances any less awful, but a good thing is still a good thing.

For me, a lifelong football fan who builds his Sunday afternoons and Monday nights around watching football, it’s been plenty weird. Watching NFL games in front of empty stadiums has taken some getting used to. All that fake crowd noise isn’t the least bit convincing.

That said, I’ll gladly take this kind of football over no football. At the same time, news about positive COVID-19 tests among NFL teams has me genuinely concerned. It already caused one game to get delayed. It threatened to delay another one. It was scary.

Then, through this horrible thing, something awesome emerged. The marquee matchup between the New England Patriots and the Kansas City Chiefs was postponed to Monday Night. That meant we had what amounted to a double-header last night, starting at 7:00 p.m. EST and going past midnight.

I think I speak for many of my fellow football fans when I say I loved this. I loved it in ways I cannot put into words without the aid of alcohol or spiked coffee.

Yes, I’m tired this morning from staying up so late.

Yes, it’s something that emerged from a bad situation.

Yes, it’s still awesome.

Two Monday Night Football games? A double-header that makes Monday’s less awful and Monday night’s more eventful? Yes, please! This is an objectively wonderful thing and I say let’s have more of it.

Sundays are great and because of NFL RedZone, football fans can plug themselves into every game for hours at a time. It’s wonderful and has made football such an engaging, day-long experience.

However, there are times in the season when there are as many as 9 or 10 games going at once at 1:00 p.m. in my time zone. Even with RedZone, it’s hard to keep up with. Some of those games deserve to be prime time games. Some of those teams would benefit from a little prime time exposure. I say this is the perfect way to do it.

Monday Night Football is already a ratings bonanza for everyone involved, regardless of how awful this year has been. Adding another game to that mix can only help add to the boon. I hope last night was a proving ground of sorts. There is room for two games on Monday night.

To the NFL, please use this as a sign. Turn this objectively terrible situation into something awesome. Football fans will thank you for years to come.

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August 4, 2020 · 5:55 am

My (Early) Thoughts On Pandemic-Era Live Sports

This past weekend felt like a turning point for the world of sports. For sports lovers like me, it was a weekend we thought might never come. This past year and the global pandemic that has consumed it has ruined so many things, canceling so much of what we love. It got to a point where some of us seriously wondered if sports would go the way of concerns, indoor restaurants, and strip clubs.

As a lifelong lover sports who builds spring and summer afternoons around watching baseball games, this was a terrifying thought. I was already bracing myself for the worst, thinking that 2020 might become a year without sports. For once, the worst didn’t entirely come to pass. Baseball, hockey, and basketball all made a comeback and sports fans everywhere could breathe a bittersweet sigh of relief.

Having spent the past few days watching a little of everything, from late night ball games to the new NBA playoffs, I certainly share that relief. I am very happy to see sports return. It feels like a real sign that we’re navigating this pandemic. We’re making a genuine effort to get our lives back. That said, the experience of watching sports is very different during a pandemic.

The most jarring thing, at least for me, was watching a Red Sox vs. Yankees game with no fans. Even though the broadcast tried to pump in crowd noise, it just felt so off. This is one of the most heated rivalry in the history of sports. It doesn’t matter whether it’s the playoffs or the regular season. When these two teams play, it has real dramatic stakes.

You can hear it in the crowd.

You can feel it with every home run, lead change, and scoring opportunity.

It’s part of the experience, even if you’re watching from home. Without real fans and real visceral crowd noise, it just felt incomplete.

Don’t get me wrong. I still enjoyed watching the game. After several months with no sports outside of Korean Baseball, it was incredibly cathartic. You could just tell that this is an incomplete product, but for very good reasons. The subsequent outbreaks that followed opening day were proof of that. I have a feeling that won’t be the last outbreak before the season is done.

That season might even get cancelled. That’s a real possibility and one that doesn’t bode well for football season, which is just a month away.

It seems basketball and hockey are faring somewhat better. They still had the benefit of nearly being done with their season by the time the pandemic hit. I managed to watch a few basketball and hockey games. It wasn’t quite as jarring as baseball, but it still felt very incomplete.

If you’ve ever seen how the Las Vegas Golden Knights put together an opening show, you know why. It also changes the stakes, somewhat. When the both the NBA and NHL seasons were put on hold, teams were still fighting for playoff positions. Those positions matter because higher ranking means a chance at home field advantage.

Well, since both leagues are playing in a bubble in limited locations with no fans, there’s no such thing as home field advantage. There’s no crowd energy. There’s no real sense that any team has an advantage, besides the record they earned before all this happened. For some, that’s disappointing. At the same time, this might be the most level playing field these teams have ever had.

In those circumstances, how do we treat the team that ultimately wins it all? How can you judge any team that wins a championship when an entire season got disrupted by a global pandemic? Does that championship deserve an asterisk? Will people and players alike see it as legitimate? Will the fans even be able to celebrate it? It’s not like parades are conducive to social distancing.

These are sentiments I still find myself contemplating as I celebrate a return of sports. I’m sure those sentiments will change as the rest of the year unfolds. If baseball gets cancelled or football season gets delayed, that’ll be another sign of just how bad this pandemic is and how terrible we’ve been at dealing with it.

Again, I’m still bracing for the worst. For me, the worst-case scenario is the NFL season getting canceled or cut short, due to an outbreak. I suspect, with billions of dollars on the line, everyone involves will try to avoid that. However, if this pandemic has taught us anything, it’s that the unthinkable is more possible than we care to admit.

I don’t know how it’s going to play out. I’m just glad sports are back, in some capacity. I just worry about what the end results will be when all is said and done.

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May 18, 2020 · 6:03 am

Michael Jordan, Intensity, And Championships (With References To Glengarry Glen Ross)

There has been an ongoing, and at times insufferable, debate in the world of basketball. Who is the greatest of all time? ESPN recently released their ranking. The top five are as follows:

  1. Michael Jordan
  2. LeBron James
  3. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
  4. Bill Russell
  5. Magic Johnson

Do you agree with this list? How do you even go about determining who is the greatest player, given how much the sport has changed over the decades? That’s not an easy question to answer, especially for a sport like basketball. Unlike football or baseball, it is possible for one player to make a huge difference on a team’s chances of winning. Just ask the Cleveland Cavilers.

That question has gotten more scrutiny lately and not just because there are no sports to distract us. A comprehensive documentary entitled “The Last Dance” has added some rhetoric to the greatest of all time conversation. This documentary covers the career of the number one player on ESPN’s list, Michael Jordan.

If you haven’t seen this documentary and are marginally interested in sports, I highly recommend checking it out. Even if you’re not a basketball fan, it’s worth seeing for reasons beyond the sport it covers. It offers an unprecedented insight into the life, drive, and mindset of a player that many believe to be the greatest. That insight is also something that has inspired some mixed feelings.

Now, I’m old enough to remember the second half of the Michael Jordan era for the Chicago Bulls. I remember seeing his team win those last three championships and being in awe. To say he was an iconic athlete would be an understatement. In the same way it’s impossible to describe how big Michael Jackson was in the 1980s, it’s impossible to articulate how big Michael Jordan to the sports world in the 1990s.

Being like Mike wasn’t just a marketing slogan. It was a testament to just how much Michael Jordan dominated at everything he did. I know there’s an entire generation of basketball fans who only know the greatness of Steph Curry, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James, but in terms of sheer star power, Michael Jordan was bigger.

There’s always caveats about whether he would dominate as much in today’s game. I’m of the opinion that he would. Like I said, I grew up watching him in his prime. He’s one of those rare athletes who would have found a way to dominate in any era. However, that’s just my opinion. We’ll never truly know if Michael Jordan is better than Lebron James or Bill Russell.

However, Jordan’s greatness isn’t the only thing on display in “The Last Dance.” In some sense, it exposes the dark side of being great. In public, Michael Jordan is that smiling, friendly guy who tries to sell them overpriced sneakers. In private, and during games, he was not that. He was incredibly intense. Some even call him a bully.

While that may surprise others who only know Jordan through his marketing team, it really shouldn’t. You don’t win six NBA championships, multiple MVPs, and a nickname like “Air Jordan” by being overly nice. In the world of professional sports, you can’t be Mr. Rogers. You have to be intense, sometimes to an extreme.

Michael Jordan was the epitome of extreme. Even as a kid, I saw it in the games. The man looked like he was ready to run through a wall and over people to win. The way he played the game with such intensity almost made him seem superhuman. That makes for amazing television, but on the court and in the heat of the game, it makes him something else.

That intensity reminds me of another famous insight into what it takes to succeed. It’s not nearly as iconic as Michael Jordan making the winning shot in the NBA Finals, but it’s close. It’s Alec Baldwin’s legendary speech about closing in “Glengerry Glenn Ross.” In case you need a reminder or some brutally honest motivation, here it is.

Look at Baldwin’s demeanor. Listen to the intensity of his voice. He sounds like a bully. He doesn’t sound at all likable. He sounds like the kind of guy you wish you could punch. Unfortunately, he also sounds like the guy who succeeds at what he does.

He’s intense.

He’s abrasive.

He demands greatness from others and has no sympathy for those not willing to put in the effort.

That won’t make him many friends, but it will make champions. That’s the kind of intensity that athletes like Michael Jordan channel. It’s not something that just anyone can do. It’s not even something you can entirely fake. You can try, but it only goes so far. You either have it or you don’t.

Being intense, competitive, and a little abrasive is often unpleasant, but it’s critical in pursuing success. Whether it’s selling real estate or winning six NBA championships, you need that kind of intensity to raise your game and those around you. You can have all the talent and charisma in the world, but it’ll only get you so far if you don’t have the drive to push yourself.

Michael Jordan had that drive. He pushed himself and those around him. He stepped on a few toes. He made plenty of enemies. He strained himself and his teammates. He also made mistakes, but that only fueled his intensity.

That’s why, in my opinion, he’s the greatest of all time.

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