It’s Sunday morning. It’s after an official holiday in Thanksgiving. It’s also after an unofficial holiday in Black Friday. So for those of us who love food, shopping, and everything in between, we’re pretty spent. We’re burned out on turkey, pumpkin pie, potatoes, and navigating crowded malls that often lead to fist-fights over parking spots. So how are we going to recover?
That’s not a rhetorical question. I’m serious because at this very moment, I still feel like a a hung over sumo wrestler. I’ve had so much turkey and done so much shopping. Both my stomach and my credit card are turning against me. I’ll recover, but I’m going to need some help.
Being an erotica/romance writer, my skills are somewhat limited in that respect. However, in my experience, such feelings of bloat and burnout are best handled by simpler feelings that even our cavemen ancestors would appreciate. Now I’m not implying that it has to be the sexy kind of feelings, but those are the feelings I have the most experience with. They also happen to work so why argue with results?
With that in mind, I’d like to share another edition of Jack Fisher’s sexy Sunday thoughts. I thought the last entry went over fairly well. If possible, I’d like to make this a regular thing for those who need to recover from a hard week or, in this case, an eventful holiday. So sit back, let all that turkey and pie digest, and enjoy a few sensual musings from an aspiring erotica/romance writer. Enjoy!
When you have a quick fuck in the shower, is it dirty or clean?
Isn’t that the existential question that every frisky couple ponders?
The thought of breasts and the sight of breasts have a similar effect on straight men.
It’s no secret. Men have dirty imaginations. You can pixilate them all you want. Men are still going to respond to breasts in ways the FCC and the Catholic Church don’t like.
Is it physically possible for a beautiful woman to eat a banana in a way that doesn’t seem sexual?
I’ve tried to think of a scenario. Even with my twisted imagination, I still can’t.
Does the fact that lips can sometimes look like an engorged vagina make gay men feel conflicted?
I’m not gay, but I’m often curious about how they manage their sex lives. There are more than a few issues where I feel they may need to get creative.
We shudder at the thought of our parents having sex, but they also shudder at the thought of their children having sex. That says a lot about how much nature trusts our libido.
I’ve always wondered about this. I think it may be some elaborate way to keep us from humping everything. Then again, it must not work because incest porn is still a thing.
Generally speaking, there’s no such thing as an unsexy rich man.
I’m not saying all women are enamored with rich men, but I do think it’s too pragmatic a way to make use of good looks. It’s also proof that having nice breasts counts as a good investments.
The invention of bikinis and lingerie is proof that people had to get creative in the days before internet porn.
In every society, there needs to be an outlet for horny men. Both necessity and horniess can be powerful motivators that produce amazing results.
Does drinking really make us horny? Or does it just make us realize how horny we actually are?
It’s another one of those existential questions that doesn’t have a real answer. In the end, I think the truth will often lie somewhere in between.
That’s it for now. Hope this helps aid in your post-holiday recovery and/or puts you in the mood, whichever comes first. If you have any other sexy thoughts you’d like to share to cap off this holiday weekend, please do.